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Principal: "Teachers and students!"
English teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!"
Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"
English teacher-_-! Thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!"
Principal: "Good morning!"
English teacher: ... = = "Sweat.
Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery. As a result, he didn't know what he had become. Oh, 4,000 yuan.
3 1. Notice to robbers: Our staff only know Spanish, so please be patient when robbing, and it is best to bring an interpreter. Thank you!
32.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!
33. I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.
34. Tourist: Master, is that straw house over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.
35. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!
36. defecation and urination are good brothers. One day, I defecated across the road and was killed by a car. When he urinated, he said, I really want to shit …
I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? If there are still loose clothes, then why should I sign up?
38. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her.
39. thief a: count how much money was robbed today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow.
40. Stand higher and pee farther.
4 1. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
42. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
43. One night, when a young woman passed a mental hospital, there was a sudden "wow" behind her. The woman turned her head and saw a naked man chasing her. The woman began to run in fear, and the man behind her followed. No, there's a dead end ahead. Desperate, the woman knelt on the ground and cried and begged, "Whatever, just don't kill me." The man smiled cunningly and said, "Really? Then you start chasing me now. "
44. At a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! The whole audience was silent and creepy! ! ! Cold ~ ~ ~
45. Tigers don't send cats. You think I'm dying!
46. One person in our dormitory drank too much urine and then came up with a cold sentence: if you drink too much wine, you will get more.
47. When I went to Li Ning with my sister to buy shoes, my sister said, "Miss, how much are these shoes?"
48. In the past, others visited menstruation's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea!" " "
49. In college, a classmate argued with me, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid! I spit in your face with shit.
50. When I was a child, I usually sold popsicles and ice cream by pushing bicycles. Once, I heard an aunt shouting in the house: New ice cream is selling well. (It is estimated that Auntie used to sell fried dough sticks. )
5 1. My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating. "
52. Once KTV ordered a song, a MM shouted: Give me a Shuang Jie with a stick every week.
One day, in the big forest, the fox was smoking marijuana. At this time, the little rabbit came from a distance and saw all this. He came up and said, Fox, how can you smoke marijuana? This is harmful to your health. Look, how fresh the air is. Come and run with me. The fox thinks this is right, so he runs after the rabbit. They saw the elephant smoking. The rabbit ran to the elephant and said, elephant, elephant, why are you taking drugs? Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. Elephants think it's right to run together. Running, I saw the lion rolled up his sleeves and was about to inject * * *. Little rabbit shouted to the lion from a distance: lion, lion, taking drugs is not good for your health. Look how fresh the air is. Let's run with me ... I saw the lion put down the syringe and rushed over to beat the rabbit. The elephant trembled and said to the lion, Why did you hit the rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt his health! The lion said: since the rabbit took ecstasy, he has asked me to run with him every day!
54. In summer, a giraffe met a rabbit. She proudly showed off her neck to the rabbit: ah, little rabbit, do you know how good the neck is? Do you know how sweet the top leaves are? Do you know the feeling of drinking water in summer? Cool water flowed slowly through her neck. The rabbit looked at her and only said, "Have you tried to throw up?"
55. Once my brother hit me, I got a pimple on my head. Later, my brother wanted to pack things, but he couldn't find his bag, so he took the bag on my head to pack things.
56. Once upon a time, a marshmallow went to play with a ball for a long time. He said, I'm so tired. I think I'm getting soft.
57. Once upon a time, there were two snowmen. A snowman said, I am cold, and another snowman said, I am cold, too. The other said, let's hug, so they hugged each other. Guess what happened? Then they froze to death.
When I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me, "Sixty years of hard work. I have no food, and I never spit out my nose. "
59. A rich man wants a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands. So the rich sent them away. Only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."
60. A man saw a store having a big sale and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man has been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refuses to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time and finally had to go home and take the cat to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesman. "What can I do for you?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? Very sticky. " "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
6 1. A man and a friend went to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. Old, cough. . .
Some people like the dish "Spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man thought that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went up to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and politely asked, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. A burst of nausea, the man spit all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I am like this ... "
On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came to ask for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late. The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. " Can you give me a straw?
64. Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half of it and throw up."
65. A priest is playing golf and a nun is watching. The first shot missed. The priest scolded: "TMD, missed!" " Hit again, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" "The nun said," God will punish you for swearing as a priest. " As soon as the voice fell, I heard a thunder chop the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "
66. The head coaches of the football teams of China, Japan and South Korea came to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would win the World Cup. God said: Korea needs 50 years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. China Coach quickly asked, What about us? God burst into tears: I'll never see it again.
67. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.
The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.
The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.
The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~
Half a year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat. Another big one said, wait ~ ~ a year has passed, and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The two big ones don't have to wait for us to eat. Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms.
68. We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a penis called? The answer is the female bear, because the female bear has no penis.
69. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.
Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"
Xiaohua: "Yes"
Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"
Xiaohua: "Piano."
70. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.
Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.
The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.
Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!
Then the man roasted the squid.
7 1. Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.
Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.
Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.
Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.
It screams and screams in pain ~ ~ ~ Poor thing.
In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.
72. One day, a lump of black shit saw a lump of white shit.
The black stool asked, Why are you so white and beautiful?
White shit is very angry!
He said: I am not shit! I am ice cream! ! !
73. Once playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, the heat was unbearable. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot." Another man said, "you can't open it, it will blow out the candles." Aura = = "
74. When I was in college, one of my classmates just bought a mobile phone and got a mobile card. Call 1860 to ask about it. At that time, he was excited: "Excuse me, your mobile phone service …" From the hands-free phone, we actually heard the telephone operator politely say: "Our mobile phone service …" The whole dormitory burst into laughter!
75. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.
He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."
All the children went to pick fruit.
As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.
Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"
Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."
Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"
Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."
Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "
A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."
76. A mental patient screamed: I am the president, and you all have to listen to me!
The attending doctor asked him: Who said that?
Patient: God said.
A patient next to him jumped up at once: I never said that!
77. There is a family, and the whole family is very lazy. Dad asked his mother to do housework, and if her mother didn't want to, she would let her do it, and if her sister didn't want to, she would let her dog do it. One day, a guest came home and was surprised to find that the dog was doing housework. Ask the dog: Puppy, can you do housework? ! The dog said, no way. If they don't do it, they will let me do it. The guests are even more surprised that you can talk! ! ! Puppy: Shh! Keep your voice down, or they will know that I can talk. Let me answer the phone! !
78. Lele went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys ... threw peanuts to the monkeys ... but one monkey always put peanuts in his ass first ... and then took them out ... Lele felt sick and ran to ask the director ... why did the monkey behave so strangely? The director explained: because someone threw him a big peach last year ... the seeds of that big peach could not be discharged from his ass smoothly. ...
79. Devil: "Princess, if you shout your throat out, no one will come to save you!" " "
Princess: "broken throat!" " "
No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you! "
Devil: "Damn it."
Ghost: "Who found me?"
Who: "What's it to me?"
The devil is dead! !
80. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day, the white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. The white cat said a word to the black cat.
I'm sorry ... what is this sentence? A: Meow. ......
8 1. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."
"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.
The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"
Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"
"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.
On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"
The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "
The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "
82. Fire Brigade: Where is the fire?
Alarm person: My home.
Fire brigade: I mean, where?
Policeman: In the kitchen.
Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there?
Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? !
83. The coffee cup and the water cup crossed the road together. At this moment, an old man shouted, "Be careful, it's a red light." But after a while, the coffee cup crossed the road smoothly, but the water cup was hit by a truck and flowed into the note. Why? Because coffee cups have "ears" and water cups don't.
84. Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, "Where are we going?" The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?
85. Xiaoming plays with his classmates and guesses "Andy Lau".
Xiao Ming shouted, "It's one of the four heavenly kings!"
This classmate said confidently without hesitation: I know it is "the Monkey King!"
86. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
87. Three college students were kidnapped. The bad guy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! College student A: I'm from Jiaotong University. B: I'm from Peking University. College student C: I'm from TV University (Electric Power University)! The result was electrocuted ... cold ~ ~ ~
88. Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wine. The bartender said, your face is so long. ...
89. The prisoner was executed by firing squad. The first shot didn't go off because of the poor quality of the bullet, and then the second shot was fired. . . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, Brother, strangle me! It's fucking horrible. .....
90. Three people compete in marksmanship, and a black man holds something as a target.
The first man put an apple on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 10 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew his gun and said, I'm Zorro!
The second man put a cherry on the black man's head, and then at a distance of 50 meters, he raised his hand and shot it and broke it. He blew the muzzle and said, I'm m007.
The third man put a sesame seed on the black man's head, then raised his hand at a distance of 100 meters and shot the black man in the head. He also blew the gun and said, I'm sorry.
9 1. Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on the 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor ... Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?"
The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel."
Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? "
"Never mind, you can find him below."
92. My wife spent a lot of money on plastic surgery and turned into a beautiful woman to go home in a few days! When he came in, he said to his puzzled husband, "What's the matter? Don't know me? " The husband paused, then said in surprise, "Come in quickly, my wife is not at home."
93. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and hugging her. He took a step forward. The man fell to the ground crying and said, it's the third piece. Who did I piss off? Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home?
94. I chatted with a group of female colleagues this afternoon. Suddenly someone said I was not a man, and I was very angry. I said, if you say I'm not, I'll show it to you. The girls all laughed. One of them is the best, saying, if you take it out, I'll take out my ID card.
95. A little boy went to the country to spend his holiday with his relatives. His relatives live on a farm, and the children have a good time and see many things they have never seen in the park. After returning home, he told his mother everything. He said that what impressed him was a sow with a piglet.
What do sows do? The child said, "The pig chased the sow, then turned it over and began to tear the buttons on its stomach."
96. Mom: "Son, son! Come on! "It's so easy!" What is this? "
Son: "'this is too simple'."
Mom: "Why not make it simple?"
Son: "Oh, it's so easy!" "
Mom: "You didn't think I would hit you, did you?"
After speaking, he taught his son a lesson.
Then, my mother asked again:
"What do you mean by the word' what'?"
Son: "What?"
Mom: "What do I mean by' what'?"
Son: "What!"
Say that finish, the mother taught her son a lesson again. ...
After the punishment, mother asked again:
"Well, I'll ask you again. It's okay to tell mom."
Son: "Um U_U~"
Mom: "What do you often hear' fuck'?"
Son: "(whoops) ..."
97. Lang Ke said, "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"
The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"
The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "
The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first."
98. The students of the Teachers College said: I am from the Teachers College.
The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"
The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.
The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!
99. Bai Yu said: My name is White.
Jade jade said, my name is jasper.
Redjade said, My name is Redjade.
Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first.
100. Jane Zhang said: "My fans who worship me all say that my idol is English."
He Jie said: "My fans say my idol is Jay."
Said: "fans who worship me say: my idol is constant."
Chris Lee said: "You talk, I walked first. A teacher of philosophy department took only one question in the midterm exam.
The topic is "What is courage?"
While everyone is trying to figure out how to write. ...
A classmate handed in his paper ... he didn't write a word!
But he only wrote five words, "This is courage!"
Absolutely! The teacher gave him full marks.
But it must be in the back.
Finally, the final exam. The teacher still only takes one exam.
The topic this time is "This is the topic, please answer".
Isn't that a strange question? I can't write yet.
But the student handed in his paper soon.
What did he write this time?
He wrote, "This is the answer, please give points ..."
The teacher angry but angry call:
"Boy, bad! Come here, I have two questions for you. Answered the first question, you don't have to answer the second ... "
Teacher: "How many hairs do you have?"
Classmate: "12360 1 block"
Teacher: "How do you know?"
Classmate: "There is no need to answer this question."
He got full marks in the final exam again!
The answer that can piss off the teacher!
Title: Although ......
Student: He undressed and put on pants.
Comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?
Title: Among them
Student: I hurt my left foot.
Comment: Are you a centipede?
Title: One after another.
Student: After work, my father went home one after another.
Comment: How many dads do you have?
Title: Prosperity.
Student: My brother is thriving.
Comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable?
Theme: sadness
Student: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.
Comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......
Title: Again ... Again. ......
Student: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.
Comment: Is it your mother ... a deformed diamond?
Title: ... first, then ... second, third, fourth and fifth.
Student: Goodbye, sir!
Comment on writing: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.
Title: In addition,
Student: A train passes by, besides, besides. ......
Comment on writing: forget it when I die ....
My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief and has been sniffing it. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! Too noisy! " The whole class was silent. The teacher added, "Who steals noodles in class? What are you arguing about? " ?
Pinch the cock by the neck but dare not go under the knife. After a long pause, I strangled the chicken!
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?
Women can see the moon and the sun, which is a serious astigmatism to the moon and the sun.
Listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies! ?
The teacher said: I want class flowers for two people. So I took a class flower, took a class and chose two most beautiful girls. The teacher said: Go to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers!
Those who know Cantonese come.
1, marriage registry, a couple to register.
The manager asked the woman, "What's your name?"
The woman said, "I'm Li Jiefen."
The librarian said, "I know you are married, but your family asked you what your name is."
The woman said, "I'm Li Jiefen!"
The administrator said, "It's crazy, alas! I'm too lazy to talk to you. What about that guy? What's your name? "
The man said, "I'm Wu."
The administrator said, "Do you dare to say? What a second person! I dare not say my name. Talk to me! What's your name? "
The man said, "I'm talking about Wu Guangjin."
A couple named Li gave birth to a son named Ben. One day, Li Ben suddenly ran away from home, so the couple went to the police station to report the case.
The policeman asked her husband, "What's your name?"
Husband replied: "Li Guangxian"
The policeman asked the woman again, "What's your name?"
The woman replied, "I live in Wugang."
The policeman was furious and said, "Kim, what are you doing here?" "
The couple replied loudly: "stability is Li stupid."
Words of blessing
One day, the teacher asked the students to say hello, and Xiao Ming stood up first.
I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway.
I wish you a pleasant journey, disappear halfway and go home without a trace.
Congratulations on making a fortune.
I wish you a prosperous business and getting poorer and poorer.
Have fun every day, leg cramps.
I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.
I wish you good health and all your teeth will fall out.
Have a nice trip and fall down halfway.
I wish you happiness as the East China Sea, and the whole family will jump into the sea.
Have a good life, you are often abnormal.
I wish you an early birth and a natural death.
The teacher fell to the ground.
Xiao Lou's mother said, "What can I do for you, teacher?" The teacher said, "Yes, your children don't pay attention in class, and they still don't know the initials and finals." Xiao Lou's mother said, "Son, why are you so stupid?" ! Isn't mom your biological mother, and I was your pregnant mother before I gave birth to you? "
Once upon a time there was a man named Shuang.
He is dead.
On the day of the funeral.
Cool ... cool ...
Passers-by were puzzled and asked, "What are you admiring?"
The family burst into tears: "It's so cool ... it's so cool ..."
A foreign language learner accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot in the street that day. The man quickly said, "I'm sorry," and the foreigner said politely, "I'm sorry, too." Hearing this, the man quickly said, "I'm sorry there." The foreigner asked stupidly, "Why are you so afraid?" The man said helplessly, "I'm sorry."
A lady said to her girlfriend, "I made my husband a millionaire, but now she wants to abandon me." The girlfriend was surprised and sighed: "Then you helped your husband a lot ... What did your husband do before?" ! ? Lady: "A multi-millionaire." "
A family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only their son inside. Mother shouted, "My son is on fire. Why don't you come out?" Son: "I am wearing socks." "What socks were you wearing when the fire broke out?" After five minutes, before my son came out, my mother nervously shouted, "Son, come out quickly. The fire is getting bigger and bigger. Why are you still inside? " The son said, "I'm going to take off my socks!" " "
The funeral home received a body, which was said to have been struck by lightning while climbing a tree, but the administrator was very surprised: "Why are you laughing when you were struck by lightning?" The policeman said, "Because after he climbed the tree, he suddenly saw a flash of lightning and thought someone was filming him ..."
Devil: "God, can I be reincarnated?"
God: "Yes"
Devil: "I don't want to be a devil anymore." I want to be as white as an angel and have wings, but I still want to suck blood. "
God: "well, you can be reborn as a nurse!" " "WoChun, I'm so stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
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