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Classic lines in the calculation of seeking beauty.

Lv Hou:

-who dares to see Ai Jia's jokes, Ai Jia will turn him into a joke!

-it is forgivable to do evil in heaven; Don't live if you do evil!

Ji Bo:

-The words are not correct, and the eyes are flashing. At first glance, it is Uber!

Fang Yi/Yunxi

-now, the queen mother can let my palace suffer what sin!

I won't let you die! I need you to watch the hall for me! I want you to watch, and I will be admired by the whole world in a hundred years!

-This slap is a memorial to my dead snow kite! This slap is in memory of my dead son! This slap is a memory of your dead sister!

-(in a rage) I want to ask the queen mother what she wants! We both know what time it is. I'm not Lv Hou, and you may not realize her ambition. Why cling to those illusory things? The news of Mrs. Shen's death comes out tomorrow, and Zhou Yafu leads the troops to attack the city. Is Empress Dowager Cixi so sure that she can escape this disaster unharmed? And then you have to cut your face and beg them to let your son go? Empress dowager, you'd better write, or the prosperity of you and your son will be scattered with the wind! (The arrogant old lady Ji Bo is completely stunned. . . )

Don't forget your original appearance under any circumstances, learn to be patient and learn to converge. Don't forget the consequences for a moment's quickness. Gold always shines, but yellow sand cannot hide the luster of pearls. Wait until one day, when you look back. You will find that you have left behind not only pain and happiness, but also many other things.

Zhou Wei:

-for women, the husband is the world, and the queen should not win the world and lose the world!

Excellent person:

-don't use your special clarity to deal with my rare confusion!

Sensational article:

Liu Heng:

-The king decided to give you his heart!

In this life, no matter what you say, this king will believe you and never ask.

-I, Liu Heng, swear in the name of heaven and earth that I will only love Dou E for the rest of my life.

Do you know how much the king misses you?

-If you die, the king will crush the whole Chang 'an!

-If being an emperor makes you suffer so much and suffer so much injustice, this king would rather be improper!

-Want beauty! (Original: I traded Jiangshan for her! )

-No room, you miss me, too.

-good medicine tastes bitter! How about I put the medicine in my mouth and feed it to you bit by bit?

I just think I love you too much and I will love you less in the future. Otherwise, one day, if you lay down your life to help others like this, how can you make me suffer so much!

-sinus room sinus room, I treat you as a treasure, but you don't take me seriously, even refused to tell me the truth. Even if you once knew Zhang Taihou, so what? What if you are from Lv Zhi? Do you still have a little doubt about love for more than ten years? You let me down, you let me down.

-I haven't been late for decades. Let them wait for an hour this time.

In this life, I will give you everything, including what you despise, and I will give you everything!

-Fang Yi, I wish I could do something for you.

Fang Yi/Yun Xi:

-I, Shawn Dou, also swear to heaven that this life is only owned by Daiwang, and I will never give up.

-this life is rich, the son inherits his father's business, holds your hand, and grows old with the son!

-Don't frown, Your Majesty. I hope you don't frown all your life!

I won't give you to anyone, including God and Liu Heng. Come with me for a while, will you? Even if it's only for a short period of time, even if it leaves me time to forget you, I don't want you to leave when I first know about your illness. Don't hold my hand when I turn around. I have nothing but you in such a big Jiaofang Temple.

-Liu Heng, I'm too tired to walk any further. I really want to sleep here.

Liu Ying/Chang Jun:

I won't touch you until I have no ability to protect you.

-Yunxi, tell me how many sisters you have in your palace. I don't want you to hate me later.

-How could I forget Yunxi? I remember everyone around her.

-Yunxi, I am willing to wait for you for a lifetime as long as you are willing.

-So you love him.

-The bright moon is in the sky and outstanding people are outstanding. I feel sad that Shu Yao corrected them.

-elder sister, so want to find a good wife for my brother?

-as long as it is the meaning of my sister, my brother will certainly abide by it, and my brother will never violate you.

-people who don't care, things that don't care, why don't I laugh. The princess is very sad. . . Being peeked at, taking a shower and marrying a man who doesn't love himself)

2010-4-1610: 23 reply

Snow kite …

63 fans

second floor

I live to wait for this day and escort you.

-If I'm still in court, how can I make you so miserable!

-I live to wait for this day, waiting to escort you, don't cry, your eyes are not good, your every move, I don't know, this is my only pleasure for more than ten years. I have never been so eager for him to get better soon, not for him, but for you.

I finally understand now that I lost completely, but I never regret it.

I am glad to have lived by your side. . . I am very satisfied with this ending. . . Sister, no one can threaten you. Don't cry. . . .

-How many people do you want to kill? Is it because the whole world is dead that you are satisfied? Then kill me! Just kill me. !

Snow kite:

-Beauty, beauty, why are you upset? If you choose to replace the king, how do you know I won't choose you?

Zhangyan:

-This is Ai Jia's eternal life.

Qingning:

In this world, only love can trap me!

Simple question:

-I live by the love of adults.

Liu Qi:

You know, I gave you all my ideas, all of them!

Funny article:

Fang Yi/Yunxi

-Cousin, see you in the Woods tonight!

-Meow ~ ~ Meow ~ ~

Lv Hou:

We women can have nothing, but we can't live without youth!

-What happened to the baby? It seems flat!

Snow kite:

-I'll pick her up at the mass grave tonight!

Jinse: I'll take you to the acting king! ) I'll take you to die!

Girl, you are so clever! (n times)

-Beauty, you are so smart! (n times)

No room:

-Do you know bird language?

-I've been smart all my life, how can I give birth to a fool like you?

Maid:

-the queen mother, the queen mother, not good! Emperor he. . . He starved to death. . .

Ji Bo:

-Heng Er, if we exercise well, we can boil them to death! !

Liu Heng:

Mom: Oh, I haven't had enough fun. You killed her so soon!

-You're very cunning and clever. You are so beautiful.

-Prime Minister Huo, can you stop using the same tactics every time?

Lv Lu:

-What's wrong with you? Guan Dai Wang is Guan Dai Wang. Why do you want to lock me up?

Cousin:

-Beautiful black hand, beautiful boy!

Beautiful:

-We are ladies, not prostitutes! When you see the emperor, you have to jump on it! As soon as I saw the emperor, I got a fright. . . )

Liu Zhang:

You are just a fish seller, who told you to sell yourself!

-I just like stupid women! (flash kiss)

-Empress Dowager, she is my sweetheart. Her name is. . . What's your name?

Excellent person:

In order to please the prince, I want to slim myself down. I haven't eaten for two days.

Liu Ying:

At the moment of death, he told me that he actually loved me.

Zhou Yafu:

-It's a pity that I don't know much about Dou Renmei.

After kissing the snow for their honeymoon. /) What are you doing back to Chang 'an this time?