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What stars' sand sculptures make you laugh?

Kenny Lin

He has made many sand sculptures. Chatting with netizens online, swearing at each other with fans, unable to sleep in the middle of the night, playing trumpet and fighting with black powder, crying black powder, and the next day, black powder turned to powder. From time to time, people can't help laughing when they say something consistent with his high (fighting) and cold (fighting) temperament. In the famous spicy strip incident, Kenny Lin solemnly stated that he didn't like spicy strips. Fans misunderstood him, but when he turned around on the show, the food he ate was called Xiang ~ He once made Weibo laugh at "two stupid dogs in the neighbor's house". I never thought that I would go to cos in person two years later.

Jay Chou

I was accidentally photographed with the dancers at the concert.

dawn

In the chat session with the concert guests, Joey Yung said that she met Dawn in a restaurant one night. She was very excited at that time, because she could meet her idol in her youth, so she boldly invited him to her concert, and Dawn agreed at once. Every night, Joey Yung will invite special guests of different heavyweights. On August 24th, at the end of this concert, we invited Dawn, one of the four great kings.

What I want to say here is that there was such an episode before Dawn became a concert guest. On August 23rd, he went to the Red Pavilion to prepare for the rehearsal, but he left the stage shortly afterwards. What is the reason? Actually, I found that I had the wrong date. The guest that night was actually Ku Kuiji, not him.

Zhao; a surname

I was so excited to celebrate my assistant's birthday that I put the cake on my face.

If you go to a treasure and search for "enamel pot" or "Andrew model", you will see the following scene:

People's love beans are beautiful. Why is Yin's love beans so sand-carved?

That should start with a Weibo in Andrew:

Andrew: I told the seller that I wanted an enamel jar, which can make two bags of instant noodles at a time. He said no problem, and then he arrived. ...

Seller's heart: Nothing wrong? Not only can you soak two bags of instant noodles, but you can also soak your head! Surprised? Surprised or not?

Then this instant noodle head, oh no, instant noodle jar became Yin's good companion when filming in the crew, and specially equipped with a pair of long chopsticks that can hold everything!

Andrew, the painting style is really great. What a good man!

Jing M.Guo has nowhere to put his hand.

When Jing M.Guo filmed Tiny Times before, she had a very deep friendship with all the heroines in the film and got along very well. Xie Yilin, Yang Mi and Bea Hayden once had a good time on the roadshow of the film. As a result, Xie Yilin held Yang Mi in his arms and took pictures. As a result, many people think that their hands are Jing M.Guo's because of the angle. It looks so embarrassing that even Guo Dao's eyes don't know where to look.

Richie Jen poked the actress with a fan.

Many people have seen Stephen Chow's "Autumn Fragrance in Tang Bohu Hall", but they don't necessarily know that Richie Jen also performed a version of "Autumn Fragrance in New Tang Bohu Hall". This film is starring Richie Jen and Huang Xiaoming, but its reputation and popularity are not good. At that time, in order to promote the film, Richie Jen and Huang Xiaoming played games desperately during the road show. As a result, during the hug, Richie Jen's fans didn't let go, and directly poked the actress's body.

Ma Jingtao kissed Carina Lau.

When Ma Jingtao is mentioned, the audience will always think of the words "roaring emperor". In recent years, variety shows have made great progress, but Ma Jingtao has never appeared. It was not until the opening of Tucao Conference at the beginning of this year that the program group warmly invited him to formally participate in variety shows. However, when Ma Jingtao first appeared on the show, he obviously didn't grasp the scale. Originally he wanted to play a joke on the stage. As a result, he was so nervous that he hugged Carina Lau and kissed him, scaring the other person's face white.

Princess Chen Sicheng hugged Tong Liya.

When Chen Sicheng and Tong Liya first got married, the couple were very loving and often appeared in pairs in front of the media. Continuous shooting's films are inseparable and can be regarded as a model couple in the entertainment circle. As we all know, Chen Sicheng is a great man who likes to save face. Once at a brand event, he couldn't control the heckling of others, so he picked up his wife Tong Liya and walked several times. As a result of embarrassment, he didn't notice that Tong Liya was wearing a skirt that day. This is really a sand sculpture.

In recent years, everyone's life is under great pressure. At this time, you need to find some fun to make yourself happy. Below I will share with you the sand sculptures of the stars, and let's have fun together!

One: Hugh: In our impression, Hugh has always been handsome and outstanding. But for such a man who usually looks elegant in sand sculpture, sometimes it is really an eye-opener. When shooting climbers, Hugh exposed a series of sand sculpture pictures, which made me really doubt life! Not much to say, just go to the above picture (the last one was exposed in Weibo before Hugh, which is more sand sculpture).

Wang Yanlin: Wang Yanlin can be said to be a treasure boy. I remember there was a happy camp where everyone played games and imitated each other's actions. Wang Yanlin directly put a big move, made an iron threshold, licked his nose, and let his opponent Orfila collapse directly!

Three. Dreams of 900 million girls in Kenny Lin: On a variety show, Michael Chen once revealed that Kenny Lin had a very coquettish screen name "Dreams of 900 million girls", which can be said to be very confident!

Peng Yuchang: During Li Xiaoran's visit, Peng Yuchang tried to stand on his head. But the scene of Peng Yuchang's strong mourning after the failure of handstand is really a sand sculpture!

Five: Andrew: The man who left BGM once sent a Weibo:

You can't lose everything when it's here! Later Andrew's painting style is like this:

Because of the popularity of the role of "Fu Heng" in Yan Xi Palace, Soso has always been known for its high face value. However, there are many stories about "sand sculpture" in his private life, such as "Raise your hand that has never been hacked", and Soso himself raised his hand quickly, which is really funny.

Once, several people stood together for an interview. The old-timer next to him just said that he didn't think small fresh meat could not bear hardships. Soso said, "I'm going to die" and immediately showed that he couldn't bear hardships. Later, he clarified that he was quiet, but he forgot to take the wheat in his hand.

Kenny Lin is also a star with many stories about sand sculpture.

The ID of his League of Legends game is actually called "900 million girls' dream", which is really a rare boast! On one occasion, he starred in the popular variety "Extreme Challenge", which was webcast live. God's special effects subtitle "Take the lead in accessing the network, cherish this fate", coupled with Kenny Lin's dull expression, is really hilarious.

The funniest thing is that he is so bored that he "teases" Xi Feng again and again. As a result, he succeeded in attracting her attention, but when Xi Feng teased him, he was afraid to answer.

Then one day, Kenny Lin found that she and Xifeng had become hot words. She was so angry that Weibo asked her fans, "What are these? ! ! ? What am I in your eyes? "

Daxun Wei, a sand sculpture teenager, and Bai Jingting laughed their heads off every time they interacted in Weibo.

Daxun Wei showed the audience at the Weibo that he could open two cans of Coke with one hand, but Bai Jingting refused to accept it, said he was sorry, and was accompanied by a picture of opening four cans with one hand, so the battle began!

Daxun laughed at his nonstandard posture. He was still a small pot. The competitive Bai Jingting immediately excused himself and took a photo with five rolls of toilet paper! Daxun Wei just admitted that Bai Jingting was worse, and suddenly he felt something was wrong. He sent a delicious Weibo and won the battle!

Speaking of sand sculpture stars, I have to say Kenny Lin and Joker Xue.

The dream of 900 million girls in Kenny Lin comes from the news in Michael Chen. Knowing that you are handsome in Kenny Lin, aren't you afraid to pull hatred in the game when you play this id?

And Kenny Lin's reply in the alma mater post bar.

Kenny Lin was mature and handsome when shooting the cover of fashion magazines, and he was not sand sculpture at all.

However, all the watermelons that fell to the ground on the cover of the magazine were bitten off by Kenny Lin himself!

He is also a star who has no idol burden at all. I hope Kenny Lin will go further and further on the road of sand sculpture and bring us more happiness ~

Joker Xue's Serious Snow swept the country, but it was a pity that it fell into silence later. I never gave up my dream of music when I opened a restaurant to sell clothes. Later, it was only by updating funny jokes in Weibo that it re-entered the public's field of vision, and then it became popular again with Xue's love songs.

Joker Xue himself is an optimistic and interesting person, and he will never forget to have fun when his life is at a low ebb. He is not only a player, but also takes many funny sand sculpture pictures and even receives many sand sculpture advertisements.

It may also be that Joker Xue's early image of Weibo Duan Zishou was deeply rooted in people's hearts, which rooted the funny image of "sand sculpture" for everyone and indirectly set up his own personal design. He always feels that he is not serious.

Just today, Joker Xue was scolded by netizens and criticized by the Communist Youth League for a video that was suspected of spoofing typhoon crossing the border. Anyway, it is wrong to ridicule the disaster. I hope Lao Xue will take a warning.

The magic of the entertainment circle is not only the gathering place of beautiful women and handsome men, but also the sand sculpture deeds of various stars, both entertainment stars and idol stars have these times. Let's take a look at their sand sculpture deeds ~

Kenny Lin is second to none. Kenny Lin always gives the impression that he is a big boy next door, enthusiastic and handsome. But since I found him on Weibo, this impression has basically disappeared, replaced by funny, funny and humorous. Especially the interaction with fans makes people wonder if this is still a star? However, fans should be satisfied with his fancy way of pampering powder.

The second representative is Jason Wu. Like Kenny Lin, Weibo is also the hardest hit area. When I think of Jason Wu, my first feeling is tough guy, because I have been acting in this kind of movies. But in life and behind the scenes, his performance is just the opposite. The deeds of sand sculpture are: directing singing in front of musicians and helping traffic police direct traffic. ...

The third is Yun-peng Yue. As a cross talk actor, his humorous style emanates from the inside out. His life is a living joke. Not long ago, Yun-peng Yue was photographed. However, fans turned around and said that Yun-peng Yue was ugly, and there were not many such wonderful experiences.

Li Xian, because Dear Love was an instant hit, there is a story that the little squid said that the gun was his little donkey, that is to say, the little donkey was my lover.

Then, netizens went out to show the magical power of P pictures.

That's great. Li Xian couldn't sit still, so he came out to talk.

I hope netizens will respect Li Xian, and don't spread such words!

But, unexpectedly, Li Xian covered her face with ~ first.