There is a classic joke.

1. There is a little wolf. Oh, he was born a vegetarian, not a meat eater. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot! ……

Divers have a high degree of difficulty. He rolled over for a week, then somersaulted for a week and a half, and then somersaulted for a month.

There is a man climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, happy.

Birthday!

4. Once upon a time, there was a village by the sea. The villagers made a living by fishing. . . After many, many years ~ ~ suddenly one day, a strange fish came to the sea. The villagers who specialize in fishing have already eaten several people. . . This strange fish has six eyes and can fly, so the villagers call it "six-eyed flying fish". See six-eyed flying fish unbridled.

Murder, and no one can cure it. The villagers are very worried. What should we do ~ ~ ~ At this time, a young man came to the village. His name is very special, and he likes to say that he can kill six-eyed flying fish. . . The villagers are very disdainful. . But the next day, love really came back with the body of the strange fish. . . The villagers were surprised and asked

Love "How did you do it?" Love said

"Love really needs courage.

To face the six-eyed flying fish. "

5. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek club whose president had not been found …

6. A little rabbit is fishing in the pond.

After fishing for a long time, I didn't catch it ... The next day, Little Rabbit went to the swimming pool again.

Fishing in the pond, fishing for a day, still no fish ... On the third day, the rabbit is still very strong.

Fishing in the pond, still nothing ... On the fourth day, the rabbit went.

After fishing in the pond, a fish jumped out of the water and growled at the rabbit, "If you use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!" " "

Seven ... After half a day's homework, I turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out:' ...' If the skin color pays off, the fluff on my face is tender and soft, which means it is very healthy ...' When I heard this, I couldn't help touching my face and looking at the mirror, I smiled again, looking healthy and lovely. Now, listen to the announcer again.

Say,' Well, listeners, that's all for our pig-raising lecture ...'?

8. In a primary school, two students are quarreling. A said, "You ... you call again, and I can call someone!" " B said, "You ... you fight.

Ah! I don't believe it ... "Then A really ran to make a phone call, and when he came back, he said," You will know how to die in 30 minutes! "at this time, b was extremely nervous, but he could do nothing. After 30 minutes, the school broadcast: "You have visitors, please go to the Academic Affairs Office. "Although I'm scared, I think I'm in the Academic Affairs Office, so I should be fine. So he went to the academic affairs office, and a blond boy came over and said, "Are you B? "B:" I just ... ""Sorry to have kept you waiting. it is ...

You ordered 10 Hawaiian pizza with chicken, 5300 yuan. "

9. A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is an American and he is interested in Germany.

China people say: You have a good physique, and you are in charge of coolies. Say to the French: You said you were an engineer and you were in charge of the mining plan. He said to the Japanese: You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started working,

The Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise!"

(surprise)

10. Rene Liu's courtship to Jay Chou was rejected, and Rene Liu asked Jay Chou why. Jay Chou said, milk tea, I like Youlemei.