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Who is the great man of the Jewish nation?

A great man of the Jewish nation:

Business wizards: Rockefeller, Morgan, Si Long, Pulitzer.

Political figures: King Solomon, Trotsky, Kissinger, Gurion, Albright.

Thinkers: Marx and Freud

Artists: Picasso, Spielberg

Scientists:

Nostradamus, a great prophet and century writer.

The Father of Modern Physics —— Einstein

Von Carmen, a famous Hungarian aerodynamics and physicist, is Qian Xuesen's teacher.

Scholar demeanor, female role model-Nord

An outstanding mathematician-Klandt.

The Father of Cybernetics-Wiener

A Mathematical Giant in the 20th Century-Feng? Neumann

An Outstanding Woman in Nuclear Science —— Metna

Botanist-Aloalooth

Doctor and educator-Janus Krka.

19 14 winner of the nobel prize in physiology or medicine-balani

Frank, a great physicist who founded the quantum primitive man.

Born is a physicist who laid the foundation of the new view of nature.

Niels bohr, the founder of atomic physics and quantum mechanics.

Szilard, a pioneer on the road to nuclear peace.

The Father of the Atomic Bomb-Oppenheimer

Father of hydrogen bomb and assembler of atomic bomb

Feynman, a wizard of theoretical physics.

The founder of immunology-Eli West.

The man who discovered chlorophyll-Will Stead.

Luria, the founder of modern molecular biology.

Harper, the Father of Nitrogen Fertilizer

God of Life-Leistam

Observing the children of ants, the great biochemist Bloch.

Brown, the pioneer of organic boron compounds.

Arthur kornberg, a biologist who discovered DNA.

Le Wei, winner of the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

Discovery of the Nobel Prize Winner of Synthetic Ammonia —— Verhaber.

Frank, the founder of the lush Cogendian Garden.

The Authority of Phagocytosis —— Mechnikov

Master of Anatomy and Pathology-Henle

Dermatologist-Kaposi

Dermatologist, Una tumor nominator

Siam Berg, a physician, is the name of Siam Berg's disease.

Dermatologist, founder of Lhasa ointment-Lhasa.

Fleming, one of the discoverers of penicillin.

Flory, one of the discoverers of penicillin.

Ernst Boris ernst boris chain, one of the discoverers of penicillin.

The discoverer of streptomycin-Wachsman.

Heinrich, a scientist who discovered the activity pattern of respiratory enzymes.

Von bell, the founder of organic chemistry

Schwinge, a world famous scientist.

American scientist-philip pullman

Scientist-wistar T ..

Scientist-Carlo

Scientist-Henry

Scientist-Dreyfus

Chemist Reichstein.

David Schwartz, the actual inventor of the airship (he died suddenly when he was close to success, and the Earl of Dublin bought the technology from his descendants).

Henry Feiner, inventor of the helicopter.

Behind the Wright brothers, the inventor of the plane, was a Jew named Oddo? Leda flies the plane for them.

Before Bell, the inventor of wired telephone, invented telephone in 16, Jews had tried to make telephone.

Literary world:

Heine, a great German poet in the 19th century.

Brandeis,/kloc-a great critic in the 9th century.

Original Monologue-schnitzler.

Proust, a great innovator of novel art

Contemporary Israeli poet-Yuri? Kivi? Greenberg

"Writer's Writer"-Stan

The Poet of Prayer-Rilke.

The world famous master of style-Zweig.

Kafka, the founder of western modernist literature and the originator of labyrinth novels.

Playing the strongest sound of the times with history-fchtwange

A literary genius cultivated by the Bible-Agnon

Isaac, the master of science fiction who formulated the "Three Laws of Robots"? Asimov

Writer-Henry Seaman

A philosopher on the river bank-Pasternak

Great "Reporter" and "Writer"-ehrenburg

A Tragic Poet —— Mandelstein

Jewish writer Sharon Aric.

Bialik, an early Hebrew poet.

The Jewish Poet-Abraham Mapp

Thomas Mann, writer, Nobel Prize in Literature laureate.

Babel, an early Soviet short story writer.

Huberman, the founder of the Israeli Symphony Orchestra and a Polish violinist.

Italian conductor, conductor of the First Symphony Orchestra-Toman toscanini.

Spokesman of the Lost Generation-remarque

Russian meritorious artist-leonov.

An epic of contemporary Jewish life.

The famous journalist Max Bode.

Kafka genius-Canetti.

Otc, the trend leader of American left-wing drama.

Beckett, the representative writer of the absurd drama.

Malamud, the strongest Jewish writer in Judaism.

Saul, the most outstanding novelist in contemporary America? roar

Miller, the most award-winning dramatist in America.

19 10 Nobel Prize in Literature winner-Heyzer.

The Watcher of Alienated Youth —— Salinger

Ai Qingge, a Master of Small Theme Works.

Writer-Sholom-Allaham

The most qualified American writer to represent the postman of the times.

Heller, the originator of black humor

199 1 Nobel Prize in Literature winner, a comet in South African literature, and a female writer-gordimer.

Surfing Beat Generation-Ginsburg

Poet and meditator-broschi.

The founder of esperanto-Zamenhoff.

Communication medium:

King of Communication-Reuters.

Pulitzer, an outstanding journalist who created a new type of news.

"Crazy reporter"-Kish

Washington post's editor-in-chief, chairwoman and strong woman in the press-katharine graham.

William Paley, President of CBS

The president of NBC-Sarnoff.

The founder of The New York Times-Raymond.

Later, The New York Times became an important newspaper in the world-AUX.

Max Weil, a British newspaper giant who once monopolized the global news media.

Eisenstein, the world master of film art in literary and art circles.

American Contemporary Comedy movie master —— Woody Allen.

Pissarro, the pioneer of modern painting.

Master of lyric landscape painting-Levitan.

Picasso, the Master of Cubist Painting

Dustin hoffman, one of the most famous actors in the world.

Modigliani, a talented painter who died young.

Xia Jiaer, a world-famous artistic birthday girl.

An Outstanding Musical Playwright —— Mel Bell

Amihai, yehuda, one of the top six or seven poets in the world.

A famous Israeli writer-Ossie.

Hollywood boss-godwin

Warner Bros., the Golden Age Giant of Hollywood

Roy, one of the founders of MGM in Hollywood.

Zuk, one of the founders of MGM in Hollywood

Mikel, the head of Paramount.

265438+Founder of 20th Century Fox Company

Master film director, performing artist, 1987 Oscar winner of The Color of Money-paul newman.

The Great Music Poet-Mendelssohn

Outstanding conductor and composer-Mahler.

Schoenberg, a self-taught music giant.

Rubinstein, piano master.

Melody genius-Gershwin

Copland, a great American musician.

Divine bow -Kheifits

Mei Niuyin, a world-famous violinist.

Violin master Paalmann.

Spielberg is a famous modern American film producer, director and artist.

Raphael, a world famous painter.

The Great Painter-Bloch

The famous painter-Love Postan.

Master of abstract art-Picasso.

Music master karajan.

Writer-Nelly Sachs

Thought circle:

The founder, spiritual leader and master of Christianity-Jesus.

Freud, the Founder of Psychoanalysis

The Master of Pantheism-Spinoza

Husserl, Master of Phenomenology

Master of Sociology and Political Science-Max Weber

Master of Semiotics-Cassirer

Philosophers-Wittgenstein, Marcuse, Fromm, Luacs, Popper.

A literary poet-Meni

Maslow, the discoverer of the famous psychologist's consumer psychology model.

Master of business and economics, Nobel Prize winners K.J. Crowe, P.A. Samuelson, Simon.

David ricardo economic theory expert

Businessmen who have controlled the world gold market and the lifeblood of European economy for 200 years-Rothschild family: Rothschild Sr-Nissan Rothschild.

Rockefeller, the first 1 billion rich man in the capitalist world, is the oil king Mobil Company.

Monopoly chaebol-Morgan

Hammer, a red capitalist, successfully exploited oil in Libya.

Kuhn Loeb, King of American Railways.

Wall Street bosses-Congratulations!

Take Levi Strauss, the founder of jeans, as an example.

Andre Meyer, the king of finance on Wall Street.

Founder of Anglo-Dutch Shell Marcus Samuel Company

Max, the founder of Max Spencer, the largest department store in Britain.

The founders of Saatchi, the world's largest advertising company-Saatchi brothers: Charles and Morris.

American tycoon-baruch

American Banker-Lehman Brothers

Jack lu, the pioneer of American chain stores, 1894 was born in Russian.

Playboy magazine founded Hefula.

The richest man in the Far East-Sassoon and his Sassoon multinational group.

Banat, the richest man in South Africa.

Political and military circles:

Jaber Tynsky, the leader of right-wing revisionists before the founding of Israel.

Zionist, socialist.

Founder of Jewish Foundation-Manaheim Yuskin

Social welfare advocate -Sozold

Amir, the founder of Israel Religious Institute.

Anna Frank, a Dutch Jewish anti-fascist woman warrior.

Zionist advocate and writer-Henry Routh.

Russian Zionist advocate-Pinske.

Father of modern Zionism.

Zionist leader, the first Israeli president-chaim weizmann.

Charles Alder wingate, a famous British general.

Russian Zionist Leon Pinskol

David Wall Jefferson, the founder of the Jewish Foundation and the leader of the Zionist movement.

Israel's First Minister of Education-Gail

Hebrew linguist Ben yehuda.

The father of Israel, the first Prime Minister of Israel, the Jewish world.

Ben Gurion, an important leader of the Zionist movement, an "old man"

Moses Shah Park Jung Su, the Second Prime Minister of Israel

Joseph Tompardo, a martyr in the defense of Tel Aviv.

Israeli female prime minister-Mrs Meir

Nobel, the leader of Israel's famous underground military organization

Peace Prize Winner-Beijing.

Israeli Prime Minister Levi Escol

-Manya Shushatt, Founder of Jewish Settlement Protection Organization "Habomar"

Charlotte Knight, founder of Mikov Agricultural School.

Israel's Third President, Historian and Poet-Hazare.

Leader of Hagam Movement-Garombo

Dr. Mosh Snay, Member of Parliament of Israel

World War II Jewish brigade officer.

Israeli independence war officer-Satih

Sting, a famous Jewish soldier who died in World War II.

Zionist Rabbi-Meyer ogier

Rabbi, the Leader of the Jews —— Abraham Isaac Cook

The Leader of the Zionist Movement —— Jeff Ya Bu kinski

1chairman of the Zionist organization in the 1930s-sokolov.

Ben Gurion's Compass-Katz Nulsen

Galilee, Israel, commander of Hagana National Headquarters before the founding of Israel.

Defense Minister of the Second Israeli Government-Harpins-Laon

Israel's one-eyed general and defense minister-Moses? Dayan

The representative of Israel's right-wing Likud Group, Caesar of Israel, is currently the Minister of National Defense-Ariel Sharon.

Israeli Mossad leader, Prime Minister-Chamir

Perez, a disciple of the third Israeli Prime Minister Ben Gurion.

The assassinated Israeli Prime Minister Rabin

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

American hawkish female secretary of state-Albright

The Second Israeli President —— Yitzhak Wei Zi

Talmud Rabbi-Ayye Levin

Israeli politician-Meyer Bar-Ilan

Jewish nationalist.

A famous Israeli politician-Jacques Allen

Rabbi Joshua Bin Hanara Pawnbroker

Teacher, Rabbi-Mel Barra hanes

Rabbi, sandalwood manufacturer-johanna Ha-Sandel

Joseph Tram Boudol, the Founder of the Jewish Brigade

Rabbi, Jewish religious reformer.

Reporter-Polez Bernstein

La Salle, the Representative of Opportunism and a Political Celebrity

The initiator of the "baruch Plan" for international atomic energy control,

Women revolutionaries and political celebrities-Luxembourg

Revolution and Political Celebrity-Olga

Bao Luoting, the mysterious emissary of * * * production international.

* * * The mysterious messenger of international production-Marin

Trotsky, a politician deprived of his nationality

British Prime Minister-disraeli

Former Soviet politician-Zinoviev.

Former Soviet statesman-Kamenev.

Sverdlov, a statesman of the former Soviet Union.

Former Soviet politician-Kaganovich.

Saul, the first king of the ancient Jewish kingdom.

The Second King of the Ancient Jewish Kingdom-David

Solomon, the third king of the ancient Jewish kingdom

Lacher, the leader of the ancient Jewish Knife Party uprising.

Judas, one of the thirteen disciples of Jesus, was a sinner who betrayed Jesus.

One of the Thirteen Disciples of Jesus-Peter

James, one of the thirteen disciples of Jesus.

Moses, the first Hebrew hero called the prophet.

Aaron, the third Hebrew priest, was called the first prophet.

Amos, the first prophet in the canon and one of the nine prophets.

Hulda, prophetess of Josiah, the Jewish king.

King David's great-grandmother Luther.

Hannah, Samuel's mother

Hero couple, national warrior-Mr. and Mrs. zuckerman.

Founder and Mayor of Tel Aviv-Meyer Disengov

The famous banker Leon yehuda Riccati.

Sprinzak, Israel's First Speaker of Parliament

The Mysterious Prophet-Elijah

Ancient prophet Hosea

A prophet with poetic temperament-Jeremiah.

Ezekiel, the Imaginer of Ancient Zionism

Joshua Bengamara, founder of regular school education.

The First Justice of Establishing Compulsory Education for All-Simon Ben Cai Qi.

John Lan, the founder of the traditional Jewish education model.

Yakiba, the most respected rabbi in the Talmud.

Former US Secretary of State-Kissinger