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King of Jokes:

A math professor at a British university found that his sewer was blocked, so he invited a plumber to repair it. After 3 minutes, the water pipe was unblocked. The professor was quite satisfied with the plumber's performance, but when he saw the bill, he couldn't help shouting: What! Just for 3 minutes, the money you collected will be one third of my monthly income! . I'll be a plumber! ? . The plumber said,? You can go. Our company is hiring people. Also includes training. But you have to say that you just graduated from primary school. Companies don't like people with high academic qualifications? . So the professor went to the training and became a plumber. His income tripled at once. He is much happier than before.

a few years later, the company suddenly decided to raise the educational level of plumbers to junior high school graduation, and asked all its workers to go to night classes. Night school. The first class is math. The teacher wanted to see how good the foundation of these plumbers was first, so he randomly selected a person to write the formula of circular area. The professor was drawn, but he has forgotten that the formula of circular area is PI? R^2。 So he had to deduce from the beginning: divide the circle infinitely and then integrate. But he came up with a negative PI? R^2。

embarrassed, the professor started all over again, and the result was still negative. He was so embarrassed that he turned to dozens of plumbers sitting in the classroom for help. I saw that these colleagues were whispering to each other, saying to him one after another: exchange the upper and lower limits of the points ...

Funny joke Wang Er:

An alcoholic got drunk and went to the massage parlor to be chic. The shopkeeper asked:? Does the boss know anything familiar?

the drunkard said: Call me and let me choose one. ?

the shopkeeper said? Boss, it's embarrassing for me. Now the girls are not here. Can I look at the photos?

the drunkard said: Can I see it?

The shopkeeper took out the photos of the girls and asked the drunkard to pick them up.

The drunkard was so drunk that he couldn't open his eyes, so he took a note with him. That's it. How much is it for one night?

the shopkeeper said? Oh, boss, you have a good eye. This is our most beautiful sister. It's not good for 7 yuan to give you a preferential price overnight. ?

the drunkard said: Damn, 7 is 7, and that's it. ?

The next day, when the drunkard woke up, he saw that the old lady who had slept with him all night was ugly, dark and fat, and her face was smeared like a ghost. He was very angry and wanted to leave when he put on his clothes. When the shopkeeper saw what was going on, your boy gave money before leaving. The drunkard said nothing, and he wouldn't let him go without telling the shopkeeper. The drunkard had no choice but to give it to the shopkeeper 2 yuan.

Even at a discount, you can't give 2 yuan. You have done a good job. It's a hard night, so I'll give you a discount of 2 yuan. 5 yuan can't be less. ?

There's no way for the drunkard to say that he didn't bring so much money today, so I'll give you an iou for the rest, and I'll write an iou to the owner of the store for the project, 3 yuan.

after a month, the drunkard still didn't want to pay back the money. The shopkeeper couldn't sit still, and he didn't give it to the drunkard after asking for it several times. He had no choice but to go to the drunkard's house.

The drunkard is not at home, and his wife says? He's on a business trip and will be back in a few days. Please leave him a message. ? The owner of the store wrote such a note:

The project has been completed

The money has not been paid

Three hundred yuan is owed

It's not right

When the drunkard comes back, he sees the anger. Damn it, he wants money to come home. Just tell his wife that when she comes back, you can tell her that I'm on a business trip again, and I'll write her a note, too.

The quality of the project is poor

It's all painted outside

I owe you 3 yuan

It's no use

The owner of the shop went to have a look a few days later and left a note for the drunkard:

The drawings (photos) have been checked by you

The project (body) has been inspected

No 3 yuan

The court < Just give it to her when she comes again. ?

Blame my poor eyesight

Be cheated once

Give you 3 yuan;