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Super cute and lively short sentences

Super cute and lively short sentence-1. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over, and it's time to pretend.

2.? I'm not fat, I'm swollen because I'm allergic to life.

3.? When a foodie doesn't make a mistake, it means that she is already unhappy.

4.? I am a sheep. Today, I had my hair cut and lost cotton.

5.? If you don't go for a walk by the sea with me, I'll push you into the sea.

6.? The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pay for my meal.

7.? Sometimes I feel that I like you very much, and that feeling is like eating too much and bursting.

8.? Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

9.? She always keeps a knife under her pillow in case someone suddenly brings her a cake.

10.? Only young people are still crying for love, while we adults only cry for poverty.

1 1.? The inheritor of intangible cultural heritage who uses love to generate electricity.

12.? Sometimes she forgets to eat it, and then she eats it twice.

13.? Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

14.? If someone tells you that he likes a song very much, the lyrics of that song are for you.

15.? Did you get vomited three times after you were born, but only got caught twice?

16.? Hello, my name is Qingqing. Because there is no sun today, my name is Qingqing.

17.? When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours.

18.? Why do you always follow me? ""I want to be your shadow

19.? In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

20.? Why don't I go to work? Because my family is awesome. . . Even the sheep are not released.

Super cute and lively short sentence 2 2 1. I told you not to chat with me. You have a responsibility to talk about your feelings.

22.? Call me when you are hungry and I'll give you a bite of noodles.

23.? Often a person cries silly, but he can't beat himself.

24.? Some people make you feel bad seriously, and some people make your teeth ache because of unevenness.

25.? Are you there? Come out to see the moon.

26.? I'd rather be green than break up with you, and you still say I don't love you?

27.? I'm not afraid of anything, even myself,

28.? If I say I want to travel around the world, can I give you a break?

29.? I saw a man with your back today, and then I observed him for a long time.

30.? Uncle police! There's a boy here that I can't take away!

3 1.? It is the season when girls deliberately wear less clothes and borrow coats from boys.

32.? I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

33.? When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

34.? Touching my partner's beard is a bit stinging today. Maybe this is stabbing a person.

35.? I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will die without you.

36.? I spilled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep before three o'clock, so I'll eat salty asteroids tonight.

37.? Don't mess with me when there is a moon. I may change.

38.? I don't know what circle you are in. I have dark circles under my eyes.

39.? You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

40.? I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future date. The delivery is too slow. I haven't received anyone yet.

Super cute and lively short sentence 3 4 1. Come with me. You have a bowl brush for every bite I take.

42.? The sky is vast, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

43.? Those who love me will have money, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

44.? If you don't want to play games with me, you can say that you are afraid of bugs in the grass of the peaceful elite.

45.? Why do I have to stomp twice when I quarrel? Because I want to tell you that you are a land.

46.? You know, I am lazy and have no special skills, but I love you very much.

47.? Don't take selfies in your circle of friends too much, but we have seen them before.

48.? There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having someone.

49.? My deskmate's front desk and my deskmate's back desk are a big joke.

50.? Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

5 1.? No matter how life treats me, I will live with a big mouth.

52.? I don't have any lofty ideals and ambitions. I just want to be happy every day.

53.? You say you're a little hard to chase, and I'll break your leg.

54.? "You bit me." "Sorry, I'm Hui."

55.? It's cold, and we have someone to hug and clothes for those who don't.

56.? If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have done plastic surgery with school money.

57.? You can't touch ice, drink ice water, eat spicy food or do strenuous exercise.

58.? If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, the most famous in Tianjin.

59.? You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

60.? You asked another girl out to dinner, and she said yes, probably because she was interested in you. You asked me out to dinner, and I said yes. Then I really like it. I'm just a heartless git.

Super cute and lively short sentence 4 6 1. There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

62.? The moon quietly turned off the light, and then it saw someone counting sheep, someone snoring, someone dreaming of a chocolate fountain, and someone turning on the light.

63.? If you don't mind my being out of tune, I'll give you a unique love song.

64.? When I was a child, I always thought anonymous was a person.

65.? Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: only take one of 3000 selfies.

66.? If you are not among them, how can you feel the same way?

67.? I hope you are my exclusive memory.

68.? If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

69.? You are mine, but you can't have it, but you can't stay, you can't have it.

70.? What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

7 1.? Don't mess with me when there is a moon, I may change.

72.? My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

Girls tell short sentences that are playful and cute, super attractive and cute.

1. Recently, I read the news that it was dangerous to walk and play with my mobile phone, which scared me to play while running.

2. The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps.

It's very hot, and I want to find someone to fight.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, the world doesn't belong to you.

6. Everyone is working hard, and I'm still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

7. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others.

8. There are two plants of green bristlegrass on the top of the mountain, which are the gentle eyelashes of the sun.

9. When you come into this world, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

10. The store selling soybean milk is steaming, and the color of the sun has gradually changed. Cars, horses and emails are slow, and you can only love one person in your life.

1 1. Appreciate all the encounters and company.

12. Sunshine in eyes, generosity in smile.

13. The favorite month of the year is February. You only need to be single for 28 days this month.

14. When you need to grow up, don't be a child.

15. May all the beauty and warmth come as scheduled.

16. When you wake up every morning, the sunshine is with you. This is the future I want.

17. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; People who know you are the warmest.

18. The glass is transparent and the orange is bright.

19. The store selling soybean milk is steaming, and the color of the sun has gradually changed. Cars, horses and emails are slow, and you can only love one person in your life.

20. Sometimes I feel ugly. I took out my ID card and looked at it. I'm so worried.

2 1. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way and let others find out.

22. Coke with ice, love me with your heart.

23. I don't want to be affectionate and righteous, just want to have money and you.

24. Broken clouds, the reflection of the sunset, the clouds above the sky, and several flowers depend on each other.

25. I imagine that all charming people are spoiled, which is their attractive secret.

26. Don't worry about getting old. You must be lovely when you are old.

27. When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

28. I bring delicious food every day. Everyone can eat it, and you can eat it.

29. Don't worry about getting old. You must be lovely when you are old.

30. Just after five minutes of homework, my mobile phone became jealous and I was coaxed for two hours.

3 1. My family has nothing of value, and the only thing I can get is me. Sentences describing children's innocence, loveliness and liveliness

A sentence about describing children's innocence, loveliness and liveliness-1. The pure white clouds are our happy past, the abundance of the lake is our true feelings, and the dew-like laughter is stirring in the air.

2.? Childhood, the starting point of life, a dreamlike memory; Childhood is like a boat, full of toys, candy and joy, which makes people memorable.

3.? Childhood is an endless blue sky, containing infinite scenes; Childhood is like a butterscotch. The sweeter you chew, the more memorable you are.

4.? Childhood is the cornerstone, laying the foundation for the future of life; Childhood is happiness, which sings the music of life; Childhood is the coordinate, which records the starting point of life.

5.? The time interval was so long that I forgot the partner I started playing with. Time flies. Where are the partners busy now?

6.? Eyes full of night stars, hands full of white mud, mouth full of flat peach flavor. White light, shining faintly in the sky.

7.? Childhood is a trickle, always flowing towards the ocean in your heart and gathering into rivers along the way.

8.? Childhood is like a palette, which keeps turning and turning, bringing out my colorful memories: childhood is like a Rubik's cube, turning and turning gently, turning out my joys and sorrows.

9.? I want to be a little sun that can make you feel warm forever.

10.? Adults and children are always childlike, and children are easy to mature with adults.

1 1.? The once tender mind has matured, and the once petite seedling has grown into a small tree. In the process of growing up, I have changed a lot and forgotten a lot, but those childlike words and things are still in my mind.

12.? Into that colorful childhood, happy childhood, nostalgic childhood. Although this golden time is slowly leaving me, I am not that stupid. I believe that the fun of childhood will be the most beautiful memory in my life.

13.? Childhood, like a steady stream of water, flows slowly in my heart. In this stream, there are both happy laughter and sad tears, but what I remember most is a stupid thing I did in my childhood.

14.? Childhood is a beautiful painting. With my dexterous hands, I painted the years into patches of color and danced between my fingers.

15.? Everyone's childhood is colorful and everyone has different childhood words and sentences. Childhood, carefree; Childhood, innocence; Childhood is like a beautiful jade; White and flawless.

16.? Childhood is a charming painting, outlining how many touching and interesting stories I have; Childhood, a melodious piccolo, played my pure and beautiful fantasy; Childhood is a gorgeous bunch of jasmine, the laughter of childhood is like the intoxicating fragrance of jasmine, and the white petals are like memories. Childhood anecdotes are my most unforgettable thing.

17.? Time flies, children become teenagers in a blink of an eye, but how can the passage of time dilute the good memories of childhood? When I think of my childhood, those pictures will come to my mind.

18.? Childhood is a gorgeous bunch of jasmine, the laughter of childhood is like the intoxicating fragrance of jasmine, and the white petals are like memories. Childhood anecdotes are my most unforgettable thing.

19.? Looking back suddenly, I did a lot of stupid things when I was a child, but it was these interesting things that decorated my wonderful childhood.

20.? Childhood is an endless blue sky, containing infinite scenes; Childhood is like a butterscotch. The sweeter you chew, the more memorable you are.

2 1.? Looking back on what I did at that time, I feel silly now, but "stupidity" reveals the innocence and immaturity of my childhood, and the old days will never come back. Let's wave gently, bid farewell to childhood, bid farewell to childhood, bid farewell to that immature me. ...

22.? We hold the raindrops of childhood with our heart, and we keep the wind of childhood with our hands. We hope our childhood can last forever in the fields of spring.

23.? Childhood is a song, a happy song; Childhood memories are like wonderful little notes, which I will never forget.

The second sentence is about describing children's innocence, loveliness and liveliness. Into that colorful childhood, happy childhood, nostalgic childhood. Although this golden time is slowly leaving me, I am not that stupid. I believe that the fun of childhood will be the most beautiful memory in my life.

25.? Childhood, childhood stories are so real and interesting that everyone will have a sweet and unforgettable childhood.

26.? When I think of these childhood events, I still laugh my head off. Happy childhood is like a photo, which is displayed in front of my eyes. Happy childhood is like the stars in the sky, shining. ...

27.? Perhaps this is the angel's smile, which drives away all the haze and makes me feel that the sky is so bright without a flaw.

28.? Childhood is like a rainbow of seven colors, red, orange, yellow, green, indigo and purple, which make our childhood colorful! Childhood, like the stars all over the sky in the darkness, twinkles, embellishing our childhood and making it full of vitality!

29.? I'll never go back to my childhood. I can never go back to that small slope where I picked flowers, that cool stream, that childish idea, that embarrassing time. Goodbye, my childhood, hello, my youth!

30.? Childhood is like sugar, sweet to my heart, let me always remember the beauty of childhood.

3 1.? When children meet strangers, they will smile and ask where the guests are from.

32.? Childhood, childhood stories are so real and interesting, everyone will have a warm, happy and unforgettable childhood story, and my childhood is so lively and lovely. ...

33.? She took a sip of her mouth, and her slightly upturned mouth was filled with joy. Laughter, like a ripple of a clear spring, overflowed from the small whirlpool around his mouth and spilled over his face.

34.? How I miss the fond memories of our childhood, when we shouted insects together in the grass!

35.? Childhood is like a music score, which composes one interesting thing after another. Childhood is a rainbow after rain, a picture scroll of memory, and the most memorable good time. Ah, childhood, how charming you are!

36.? We took the opportunity to make trouble and make small moves in the crowd. Sometimes, I just get under an adult's crotch. If adults close their legs, it will be out of luck. That's really interesting. My skull is stuck, and I am in a dilemma. With a wave of my hand and a swing of my leg, I feel worse than an overturned tortoise.

37.? Childhood is like a rainbow of seven colors, red, orange, yellow, green, indigo and purple, which make our childhood colorful! Childhood, like the stars all over the sky in the darkness, twinkles, embellishing our childhood and making it full of vitality!

38.? Eyes full of night stars, hands full of white mud, mouth full of flat peach flavor. White light, shining faintly in the sky. No dreams tonight. Childhood flows slowly between the eyebrows.

39.? I can't forget the good times of my childhood. I will certainly enrich my childhood and let my childhood photo album open my beautiful life one after another.

40.? Everyone's childhood is colorful and everyone has a different childhood. Childhood, carefree; Childhood, innocence; Childhood is like a beautiful jade; White and flawless.

4 1.? Praise childhood, which brought the beauty of heaven in our earthly hardships.

42.? Adults and children are always childlike, and children are easy to mature with adults.

43.? Childhood is full of sunshine, which makes me enjoy the best care in the world; Childhood is colorful, which makes my memories colorful; My childhood was rich and interesting, which gave me endless happiness.

44.? What the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and childlike innocence overflows.

45.? Childhood is as sweet as candy; Childhood is as pure as lily; Childhood is as beautiful as a garden.

46.? Childhood is a dream, dreaming of grandma's bridge; Childhood is a bridge, and then the road to the future; Childhood is the way to keep us away from childhood. Childhood is the wind, blowing clouds; Childhood is a cloud, turning into the rain of the new year; Childhood is rain, nourishing new flowers; Childhood is a flower, watch the sunset glow with me.

The third sentence is about describing children's innocence, loveliness and liveliness. Childhood is a dream, dreaming of grandma's bridge; Childhood is a bridge, and then the road to the future; Childhood is the way to keep us away from childhood. Childhood is the wind, blowing clouds; Childhood is a cloud, turning into the rain of the new year; Childhood is rain, nourishing new flowers; Childhood is a flower, watch the sunset glow with me.

48.? Who says blue represents sadness? Look at the sky and the ocean.

49.? What the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and childlike innocence overflows.

50.? Growing up with her every day, from the initial resistance to being at a loss, I found from my heart that growing up with her is also a heartfelt enlightenment. Especially her brain full of thinking and chattering mouth really makes me laugh and cry. Although hard, I am very happy, because her happiness is always so simple. May my baby always be happy and childlike, and I will try my best to be her best friend! Carefully prepared to now, looking forward to her little surprised expression when she woke up.

5 1.? Talking about interesting childhood stories is like shells on the beach, but there are many. However, the most hilarious one is the most beautiful one on the beach.

52.? The pure white clouds are our happy past, the abundance of the lake is our true feelings, and the dew-like laughter is stirring in the air.

53.? When I was a child, the old cow on the shore chewed the sunset carelessly and hobbled along with the cries of the village mother to lengthen the silhouette in the sunset. Times have changed, and dreams and reality look at each other. I've been aging for some time.

54.? Childhood is a glass of wine of life, childhood is a sweet dream, and childhood is our future dream!

55.? Perhaps this is the angel's smile, which drives away all the haze and makes me feel that the sky is so bright without a flaw.

56.? Childhood, only when it appears in memory, can achieve that perfection.

57.? Because in our hearts, childhood is unforgettable. Whether it's pain or sadness. This is precious to all of us.

58.? Childhood, the story of childhood is so real and interesting that everyone will have a warm, happy and unforgettable childhood.

59.? Childhood, the starting point of life, a dreamlike memory; Childhood is like a boat, full of toys, candy and joy, which makes people memorable.

60.? Childhood is beautiful, childhood is like a cup of strong coffee, warm to your heart, childhood is like a cup of light tea, which makes you memorable; Childhood is like a rainbow of storms; Colorful and dazzling; Childhood is like the afterglow of the sunset, so unforgettable. ...

6 1.? Childhood is a beautiful comic book. There are colored ones, and there are black and white matchboxes. My father bought me comic books from the day I was able to tear paper. Every time, he visits me at his foster mother's house. Before he entered the house, he saw my scraps of paper in the yard. He picked it up and said, "Oh, my baby daughter will tear paper and tear the Monkey King's head everywhere.

62.? Childhood fantasies are full of innocence, innocence, innocence and interest, and it is these childlike interests that enrich my childhood life.

63.? Childhood is a glass of wine of life, childhood is a sweet dream, and childhood is our future dream!

64.? Into that colorful childhood, happy childhood, nostalgic childhood. Although this golden time is slowly leaving me, I am not that stupid. I believe that the fun of childhood will be the most beautiful memory in my life.

65.? Let me spend a whole picture of my youth looking for you.

66.? Although growing up day by day, childhood fun is like pearls, and happiness is always in my heart.

67.? When I was a child, I looked forward to the happiness of growing up as soon as possible, but when I grew up, I could never find the innocence of my childhood again.

Girls are lively and lovely after 00.

1. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

Even if we are unhappy, we should laugh mercilessly to cover up our sadness.

I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

Who do you think you are? The bottle on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.

5, give me a car accident, either amnesia, or death, or crossing.

6. I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.

7. Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with one class longer than six.

8. Love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

9. If you want to marry Big Wolf, your father must be Li Gang.

10, fairy tales are all lies, and Andersen is lying to himself.

1 1, can't let go but pretend to be calm. I am not so strong and brave, but I must hide my cowardice.

12, I only wish that in the next life, you are a tree, and I am a vine wrapped around you, and vines are wrapped around trees.

13, remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.

14, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who do you blame?

15, don't think that my gourd dolls in rural areas can't beat the concave-convex men in your city.

16, if you don't love me, then kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

17, fish farming-I always forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

18, the worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

19, the past is the ashes of memories, and the future is the illusion projected by people.

20. Maybe letting go now is the most considerate move, because you should have no difficulty in loving me.

2 1, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

22, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and it won't last. Who do you blame?

23. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

24. The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my heart pain.

25. Flowers bloom again and people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

26. The best things are often unexpected and accidental.

27. The time of youth is wandering. It takes a lot of time to wander and only a few moments to grow up.

28. "What do Taoist priests generally call themselves?" "original." "What about the Taoist who loves to watch movies?" ""electricity ... the movie being original? "

29, don't let yourself be so sad, so suppress the dual personality.

30. We expose each other's pain, unload our hearts and get close to each other.

3 1, your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are actually interchangeable, and the practical effect is the same.

32. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

35. I finally understand that in love, the more you pay, the more you gain.

36. It used to be difficult for the sea to touch water, and women were poor again. Don't cheat outside the castle peak building outside the mountain. I don't care if you don't love me. There are many beautiful women in the world, and she will be gentler than you!

37. The most boring feeling is not to become strange, but to become strange gradually.

38. If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.

I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.

40. I want to base my happiness on the suffering of others.

4 1, sometimes, it is your feelings that deceive you.

42. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

43. At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.

44. The house and villa are nothing, and the grave is the eternal home.

45. Life is like a catwalk: one left and one right.

46. I threw up for a long time just because I gave you one more look in the crowd.

47. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

48. Keep holding each other's hands, you won't leave, and I won't give up until the end of my life.

49. Spending money is as easy as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

50. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.