It is said to be a joke with great connotation. Anyway, I have read it several times and I don't understand what it means.

A farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old farmer drank the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle! Dare to smash the red light. " After a few steps, the donkey knocked down a fruit stall and lost 200 yuan. The old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are an industrial and commercial city manager? You can lift whoever you want. " The old farmer led the donkey home and passed a meadow. The donkey chewed the grass and was punished in 30 yuan. The old farmer was very angry and scolded, "Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside? You can eat anywhere! " After the old farmer scolded him, he took the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink. The old farmer was angry: "You think you are rich and don't drink without a young lady." The donkey turned and ran, drying a fishing net on the shore, and the donkey broke it. Fishermen claim compensation from 500 yuan. Tears welled up in the old farmer's eyes. "Do you think this is China Telecom? It costs so much money to surf the internet. " The donkey turned and kicked the old farmer. The old farmer scolded 1 helplessly, "Do you think you are a group owner? Kick whoever you want. " The donkey was very angry. He ignored the old farmer and became very silent. The old farmer said, "Do you think this is a QQ group? You can stop talking all day!

The boss calls his secretary: I will accompany you to Beijing to play these days. Please get ready.

The secretary called her husband: I'm going to Beijing to have a meeting with my boss these days.

Husband calls his lover: My wife is not at home these days, so she is with me.

The lover called the tutor: the teacher has something to do these days, and classes are suspended.

The student called grandpa: there will be no class these days, so you can play with me.

Grandpa called his secretary: I can't go to Beijing, but my grandson wants me to accompany him.

The secretary called her husband: the boss suddenly had something to do and didn't go to Beijing for a meeting.

Husband calls his lover: My wife is not leaving, let's talk about it next time.

The lover called the tutor: classes will be held as usual these days! ! !

The student called grandpa: the teacher said that classes would be held as usual these days.

Grandpa telephoned his secretary: Let's go to Beijing. Are you ready?

A beggar knocked on the window and said, give me some money.

The gentleman looked at it and said, I'll give you a cigarette.

The beggar said, I don't smoke. Give me some money.

The gentleman said, I have beer in my car. Let me give you a bottle of wine.

The beggar said, I don't drink. Give me some money.

Mr. Wang said: well, I'll take you to the mahjong room, I'll pay, you bet, and the winner is yours.

The beggar said, I don't gamble. Give me some money.

Mr. Wang said: I'll take you to the sauna to enjoy the "one-stop service", and I'll take it all.

The beggar said, I don't engage in prostitution. Give me some money.

The gentleman said, then I'll take you back when you get on the bus and show my wife how good a good man who doesn't smoke, drink, gamble or go whoring can be!

Mr. Zhang, who graduated from the police academy, has been married for two years. He always thinks that his wife is a little different and suspects that she is having an affair. One day, Mr. Zhang will always find a message from a stranger on his wife's mobile phone. The content of each message is the same: "Brother Zhao wants you to do something for me." !

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Mr. Zhang caught the cheating wife and the man who was having sex.

Mr. Zhang cursed: You underestimate me. Do you think I don't understand that information? 10: 30 I'll help you take off your bra.

The tortoise wants to eat zongzi on Dragon Boat Festival, and the snail is asked to buy zongzi. Two hours have passed, and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise is in a hurry and scolds: I will starve to death if I don't fucking come back! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: you fucking said I wouldn't go!

One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!