A cold joke that happened in the elevator

Cold jokes in elevators (5 in common)

Cold jokes are a new language phenomenon. With the popularity of the Internet, they have penetrated into the daily life of young people. Occasionally, one or two cold jokes can make the communication atmosphere relaxed and pleasant, and also show the humor and wisdom of the talker. The following is a cold joke (5 in general) that happened in the elevator, which I compiled for you. Welcome to read it, for your reference only, and I hope it will help you.

Cold joke in the elevator 1

The elevator broke down and had to be repaired. Now it's out of service ...

When I got home, I found the elevator broke down and had to climb the stairs, but I live on the 18th floor! Climbing to the 15th floor is already half dead!

I suddenly saw the elevator open again. Although there are still three floors, I decided to take the elevator.

When I went in, I found that the elevator was going down to the first floor. At this moment, an elevator worker stood at the door and said: The elevator is broken and needs to be repaired. Now it is out of service ... 2

Try KFC tomorrow!

I live on the 12th floor. The elevator broke down these two days, and I was too lazy to go downstairs on weekends. I called McDonald's for takeout two days, and the same big brother delivered the food.

The next day, Big Brother gasped and said, Brother, try KFC tomorrow. It seems that there is a new product. It happened in the elevator. Joke 3

I not only have hands, but also am very flexible!

The second time I entered the elevator, there were too many things to press, so I said to the girl who came in with me, Please press the 11th floor for me, thank you.

After pressing her 18th floor, the girl left it alone, and said coldly: I don't have a hand, but I was angry, so I put down my things and pressed it from 11 to 17 continuously, and then told the girl: I not only have a hand, but also am very flexible! Cold joke that happened in the elevator 4

Can you see me?

There was only me and a man with sunglasses in the elevator. I don't think he pressed the floor by hand several times. I was about to press it myself, so he asked me which floor I was on.

I asked him in surprise: Can you see me? He stepped back and stood there, and I was in a mess in an instant.

I thought he was blind, and he thought I was a female ghost ... 5

The cold joke that happened in the elevator finally understood their strange eyes!

There were a lot of people entering the elevator, and then a boy opened a generation of chocolates, and everyone gave one.

I thought it was quite strange, so when it was my turn, I silently reached out and took one.

the elevator reached the fifth floor, and all the people in the fucking girl got off! I'm the only one in there! So they are together! Together!

I finally understand why they look different when I reach out! ;