Super cold joke

Super joke: young people don't pick up girls, but bosses go on blind dates.

Super joke 1 1, I like toys, but my father is reluctant to buy them for me.

I asked:? Didn't you say that no matter how hard you are, you can't suffer children?

Finally, my father gritted his teeth and said to me: Yes, grow up quickly! ?

2. Confess to the goddess:? Please don't refuse me, or I will be devastated and schizophrenic. ?

Goddess: Then please line up and leave. ?

3. female:? Dear, I heard that your work has been absent-minded recently and your output has dropped sharply. Where did your heart go?

Man:? That's weird. Last time we dated, didn't you want me to give you my heart?

3, eat a girlfriend: If you want to break up one day, you must ask in the summer!

M: Why?

Woman: It's convenient for me to go to the barbecue stall to drown my sorrows!

4. I met my first boyfriend and took his son. Because I haven't seen him for many years and there is no topic, the atmosphere was once very embarrassing, so he took the lead in breaking the embarrassment and said, I heard that you told people everywhere that I was dead. ?

Um ... .

Super cold joke 2 1, I was getting ready for bed when the quarrel between my eldest brother and my sister-in-law came from the next room. What's all this noise at night? I was curious, so I went over and looked at it carefully. I only heard my sister-in-law say, Are you sick? Go away! ?

Then nothing happened. . .

I put my ear to the door to see if there was anything under it, but the door opened hard. . .

Although he seems indifferent to you on the surface, he doesn't take you seriously in his heart.

3. The female ticket stood in front of me around the bath towel after taking a shower and asked: If your ex-girlfriend and I are standing here now, who do you think is beautiful?

I spent a little YY for two seconds and immediately realized that I was wrong, but the slap of the female ticket had been swept down: dare to think! ? Don't you dare think! ?

The human resources minister of the company asked the recruiter to be responsible for recruiting a hiring manager. Because the welfare holiday was not clearly stated, the hiring manager found out that he was cheated after he joined the company. . . And then fired the Commissioner responsible for recruiting him. . .

Super joke 3 1, passing by the river, I saw many people around me. When I approached, I saw that it was a drowning child. I jumped in willy-nilly and made great efforts to catch the child.

I asked whose child this was.

An aunt who took a video with her mobile phone suddenly shouted:? Oh, my god, it turns out that my child is drowning! ?

2. Last time I went home, I brought some self-grown soybeans. Me: Mom, with trotters, stewed trotters with soybeans are delicious!

A few days later, my brother brought some mushrooms. Me: Mom, with a chicken, roast chicken with mushrooms is delicious!

Yesterday, I brought my unused walker.

Mom turned to look at me, and her eyes were tight: It's your turn, you go and find a daughter-in-law to match a baby. . . ?

Me. . .

3. The boyfriend said: Is the facial cleanser you just bought ginger?

Hearing this, my sister felt that her idiot boyfriend couldn't tell the difference between lime and ginger. She remembered that her boyfriend didn't like ginger, that she didn't put ginger in his cooking, that she didn't like green pepper but her boyfriend didn't remember it every time, and that her ex-girlfriend didn't like bean sprouts last time. . .

Sister said: You live alone!

Then pack up and leave.

Boyfriend Meng B is forever. . .

Generally speaking, boys tend to exaggerate their vanity. Obviously, their height is only 170, but they don't say 175. Relatively speaking, girls are much more sincere. They never exaggerate the figures, and sometimes they shrink them. Obviously, when they weigh 120, they all say they are 100.

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