1 1 June 1 1 humorous jokes

Humorous stories, humor, will enrich your character; Each story department is very close to your life and can bring you happiness and relaxation after your intense study life. 165438+1October1kloc-0/again, so how many humorous jokes are there in the double 1 1 festival? Let me show you around.

1 1 June 1 1 humorous jokes

1, you can make money without money, and things will be gone when you take them off the shelf! -I advised my girlfriend to buy less, and she replied to me like this!

2, lying in the trough, making trouble for a long time, you said that emptying the shopping cart is to buy all, not to delete all? !

3、? What car is easy to overload and will cause serious losses, but there is no law prohibiting shopping carts. ?

4. I just settled everything in my girlfriend's shopping cart, and my girlfriend immediately changed her password, and then I broke up on WeChat! I asked why, but she actually replied that my typing was ugly. . .

5. Is there a light bulb for dinner? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute. . . I'll leave after eating, really. . . I can also take your picture!

6. What supports me to keep my simple and beautiful personality in the face of the annual shopping spree in this world full of blasphemy and fame and fortune? Is poor! ! !

7. Last night, I was afraid that my wife was shopping at Shuang 1 1, so I took her to drink a catty of white wine with me and wanted her to go to bed early. I didn't expect to get drunk first.

I turned on the computer this morning, and saw this wife's courage after drinking. . .

8. My wife is a very housekeeping woman. The night before the Double Eleven, she went to bed early after dinner in order not to lose to her family. I haven't woken up yet. I can't help worrying. Did I take more sleeping pills?

9. It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears. . .

10, every pair of 1 1, two kinds of people will suddenly appear, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!

1 1, Husband: You bought all our money online. What shall we eat in the future?

Wife: The country will issue new RMB tomorrow. Are you afraid of having no money?

165438+1October 1 1 classic jokes

1, that is,165438+1October 9, that is? 1 19? ; Short name 165438+ 10/0? 1 10? ; 165438+1October 1 1, abbreviated as? Double 1 1? Together, it is: fire prevention, anti-theft, and anti-failure! ! ~

2. Don't laugh at people whose shopping carts are empty. No one around you even helps you do it. @ Liu Sanbian

My mother-in-law called my wife back to her family the day before yesterday, saying that she missed her and asked her to go home for a few days. I asked my mother-in-law why she didn't invite me. My mother-in-law said, don't you know what your wife is like? It's almost double eleven, and mom is also good for you!

4、? Double 1 1? Advertisements are overwhelming. As a poor man, I decided to change my name to Dongfang Bubu to show my heart.

5. Others call it emptying the shopping cart, and my wife calls it emptying the container. @ Poof Ruler

6. I always feel that my wife is the black sheep these days and deliberately shows off her wealth. The first is that you have a wife, the second is that you have money, and the third is that you have both a wife and money!

7. After the Double Eleven, every little brother who comes to deliver the courier is like an emperor. Everyone in the office is eager for luck. When he called someone's name, the person held the courier as if to worship his ancestors. Some people sigh and continue to wait for expectations? @ Hu Lao

8. Call a friend to borrow money: I had a car accident, and I need some money badly. ? The friend quickly asked:? Who was the driver who caused the accident on horseback? What car? My wife, shopping cart. ? @ Poof Ruler

9. Don't hesitate to buy clothes on Taobao. What if it looks good? Nothing! You're pretending, you know?

10, two people dating, this is the background! W: Do you have a room? M: Yes! Woman: Do you have a car? M: Yes! W: Do you have any savings? M: Yes, not much! Woman: Oh, that's all right. What day do you get paid every month? Man: 15, what's the matter? Woman: Oh, then we are not suitable. Your salary is paid too late! (No.165438+1October 1 1, double eleven. )

Double eleven humorous jokes

1 As long as you find the right husband, Double Eleven will pass every day! Chabbs

When I came home from work, I asked my wife awkwardly: How much did you buy for the Double Eleven today? The wife said: five or six hundred. I said: ok, progress! She said: five or six hundred orders!

3 A beautiful woman is recruiting relatives in the company: Who wants to spend 20131kloc-0/1with her sister on Singles' Day this year? My sister wants him to celebrate Father's Day next year. ? Colleagues are ready to move, but the only short man is still standing still! A buddy tried: Why is brother so calm? Short Haman Aha smiles:? From11.11to Father's Day next year, there are only more than seven months left. How unfair! ? All the sticks suddenly realized that they were in unison:? This is the real derailment!

I went to Taobao Tmall to see the goods yesterday. Wow, all kinds of goods are very cheap.

Lz saw 3 o'clock from 1 on Taobao, and wanted to continue reading, but I always felt that I lacked everything.

Finally, at 4 o'clock, I realized that I didn't lack anything but money!

Last night, I was afraid that my wife was shopping at Shuang 1 1, so I took her to drink a catty of white wine, hoping to let her go to bed early, but I didn't expect to get drunk first.

This morning, when I turned on the computer, I saw a meow. This woman is brave after drinking. .