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What Mr. Almost thought after reading it.

After reading a famous book, I believe you will have many feelings in your heart. Write a review and record your harvest and contribution. Want to know how to write your thoughts after reading? The following is my feeling after reading Mr Almost (selected 10). Welcome to read the collection.

After reading the biography of Mr. Almost, I can't help but feel sorry for Mr. Almost and think that Mr. Almost is ridiculous.

In the book, Mr. Wang pursues almost everything. His mother asked him to buy brown sugar, but he bought white sugar; At school, the teacher asked him which province is west of Zhili. He said it was Shaanxi, but it should be Shanxi. One day, he went to Shanghai by train because of something urgent. As a result, he was two minutes late. He scolded: What's the difference between two minutes early and two minutes late? The train company is 8: 30 and 8: 00; 32 is not the same, is it?

The train was late and said nothing, which almost killed him. One day, he suddenly fell ill and asked his family to find Dr. Wang who treated people. So, his family found Dr. Wang, a cow doctor, and treated Mr. Wang with the method of treating cattle. As a result, Mr. Wang almost died.

After reading this article, I can't help but say: people should never pursue similarity, because often similarity will ruin a great event.

Today, I read Mr. Almost by Mr. Hu Shi, which was really funny and touched a lot. Shanxi and Shaanxi are similar, and veterinarians and doctors are similar. Before dying, they actually said, "The dead are similar to the living." .

Alas! This gentleman is really interesting. Suddenly I feel that Mr. Almost knows me very well. It seems to be a microcosm of me. I often have this problem myself. I often write rest as body rest, and my index finger as ten fingers. Fortunately, I am not a doctor, otherwise the patient will be miserable. Although the difference is almost the same on the surface, it is actually a thousand miles away. Let me give an example! As far as Shanxi and Shaanxi are concerned, one area is 6.5438+0.43 million square kilometers, and the other is 840,000 square kilometers. What a difference!

By reading the notes of Mr. Almost, we know that Mr. Hu Shi was such a person from the beginning, and his family advised him together, and he also realized the harm of almost. Finally, Mr. Hu Shi got rid of this problem. In order to make everyone not be like himself, he specially wrote the book "Mr. Almost" to remind everyone to take a warning.

I am determined to get rid of my similar problems and do everything seriously. Please supervise me, and I hope you will never learn from Mr. Almost.

After reading "Mr Almost", I was deeply impressed by this article since I read the essay "Biography of Mr Almost". I also learned one of my shortcomings from it. Mr. Almost thinks that he will be fine for almost a lifetime, so why be too smart? In this way, until he died, he said in his mouth: "The living and the dead are also poor ... poor; Poor ... almost, as long as everything is poor ... almost ... Alas, why should people be too serious! " He didn't die until he finished this sentence.

I am such a simple person in my life. For example, once a guest came to my house, my mother asked me to make orange juice for the guest. Because I was absent-minded, I took out orange juice powder from the refrigerator. I poured a little powder from my bag and then added a lot of water. I sent it to the guest, and as soon as the guest took a sip, he shouted, "It's too sour, too sour."

From now on, I have got rid of this problem, and I am no longer as careless, absent-minded and careless as before.

I read a book by Hu Shi today, the title of which is Biography of Mr Almost. The book says that a gentleman named Mr. Almost should not be too precise, as long as he is almost the same. Brown sugar is similar to sugar, flour is similar to salt, and shaving your head is similar to shaving your beard. Just when he died, the servant invited the wrong doctor and Dr. Niu. He also said that human medicine is similar to that of cattle.

However, although Mr Almost is fictional, there are many people like him in our life. I am an example: once, in an exam, I wrote "cut off my fingers" as "cut off ten fingers" At that time, I thought it was enough. After handing in the examination paper, I realized how much pain the patient would suffer if a doctor accidentally wrote "cutting off the index finger" as "cutting off ten fingers"!

Another time at home, I wanted to write a sentence to my brother. I wanted to write "too careless, I must correct it later", but the result was "too careless, I must correct it after I finished", which made a joke.

The Biography of Mr. Chabu tells me that carelessness will inevitably lead to great disaster, so we can't be careless like Mr. Almost, and we must get rid of the bad habit of carelessness in order to achieve great things.

I think the bad habit of "almost" should be eradicated from three aspects.

First, respect life and eradicate the idea of "almost". We are engaged in life-oriented work, from the study of anatomy to the daily training of academic leaders, which is permeated with rigorous style. People like Mr. Hu are not allowed to do any medical work.

Second, rectify the style of study and avoid the word "almost". Nowadays, medicine is based on data and precision, and any inaccurate "terminology" will bring unnecessary trouble to clinical work.

Third, eliminate selfish distractions and put an end to the bad habits and operations of "almost". Any surgical operation needs precision. We should keep in mind the truth that "a short step makes a long regret", eliminate "face" and seek truth from facts.

Whether Hu Shixian uses spicy handwriting or regrets in real life. In the final analysis, doing everything well is a personal responsibility, and the value of professionals is to do their jobs well. Enterprises don't invite employees to work, wasting enterprise resources, hospitals don't invite doctors to kill people, and schools don't invite teachers to mislead children ... Do things well from an early age.

Reflections on Mr. Almost 6 I read the article Mr. Almost today.

The article mainly tells that there was once a gentleman who only asked for the same thing. When he was a child, his mother asked him to buy brown sugar and white sugar when he came back. He also said, "Isn't brown sugar similar to white sugar?" He only asked for the same thing. He was ill, but he called the vet, but he died in the end!

After reading this text, I remembered that once I asked my mother to buy a Chinese class, and my mother bought a math class, but I said; "Almost, it will be used anyway." When I finished reading this text, I made up my mind to be a perfect person and never be like Mr. Almost again. If everyone in our country does the same thing, our country will become a lazy country.

We must not be a perfect person like Mr. Almost in the future. I really want to say to Mr. Almost, "Old chap, falling asleep in the cemetery is almost the same as falling asleep at home!" " ! "

The story of "Mr. Almost's Review 7" tells: Mr. Almost, everything is sloppy, warning us that everything can't be the same, otherwise the consequences will lead to a big mistake!

I saw that when Mr. Almost worked as a waiter in a bank, the cross was often written as a thousand words, and the thousand words were often written as a cross. The shopkeeper scolded him, and he smiled and said, "A thousand words is only a little more than a cross, isn't it almost the same?" "See here, I feel almost Mr Attitude towards work is not serious! Doing things is also very sloppy. If you settle accounts, you only need to give ten dollars, but you get one thousand dollars, and you will be in big trouble.

It suddenly occurred to me that there was a classmate in our class with only two words written in his name. Once, when he was doing his homework, he only wrote the last two words, thinking that the teacher would know him. As a result, when he finished writing and handed it to the teacher, the teacher looked at his name and shouted angrily, "You! Write a name! Write it in someone else's name! Also, why only write the last two words? Who do you think you are? " He didn't understand and muttered, "How did I write someone else's name? Anyway, it's almost the same! "

You can't use "almost" in everything in the future, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable! We should adopt a correct attitude and treat everything such as work and study seriously and responsibly!

Missing Mr. Almost 8 During the winter vacation, I accidentally read an article-Hu Shi's Biography of Mr. Almost. Let me feel a lot, let's share it!

This article is about Mr. Almost's refusal to be serious, to settle accounts, to care, to buy things regardless of quality, and to buy brown sugar into white sugar; Learn without making progress, regardless of Shaanxi and Shanxi; Work is perfunctory, and ten equals a thousand; Even when he was seriously ill, his family went to the wrong doctor and invited a cow doctor. He also thinks that cow doctors are similar to human doctors. Before he died, he actually said, "The living and the dead are almost the same ..." His mantra was, "Everything is almost the same, so why take it too seriously?" Finally, he died because of the defect of "almost".

This reminds me of the Soviet Union's Soyuz 1 spacecraft. The spacecraft and astronauts crashed because of various mistakes caused by "almost".

I seem to see my shadow in Mr. Almost. Careless writing: Zi was written as Zi, 0 as 6 and 9 as 4; Careless calculation: treat the plus sign as a minus sign and the addition as a subtraction sign. ...

Through this article, I understand that everything cannot be the same. Once similar, from the individual to the country, nothing can be done well. I will study hard and do things seriously in the future, and I will never be the second Mr. Almost.

Today, I read the Biography of Mr. Almost written by Hu Shi, and found that Mr. Almost is really ridiculous: white sugar and brown sugar are almost the same, and Shanxi and Jiangxi are almost the same. Even when he was seriously ill, his family went to the wrong doctor and invited Dr. Niu, who thought that Dr. Niu was similar to a human doctor. Before he died, he said, "the living and the dead are almost the same, and things should be the same as long as they are almost the same." Don't be too precise. " "How can there be such a stupid person?" I couldn't help laughing. "Is it really the same? On the surface, it is almost the same, but it is too bad! "

But I calmed down and thought about it. Why do you laugh at others? Aren't you the same yourself? In the last exam, I wrote "rest" as "physical interest" and lost a point in vain. I think it's almost enough, and I shouldn't lose points; Another time, I wrote "cut off my index finger" as "cut off ten fingers" on the exercise paper my mother bought me. At that time, I thought it was almost no big deal. Now think about how painful the patient would be if the doctor treated "cutting off the index finger" as "cutting off the ten fingers"!

At the end of the article, "countless people followed his example, so everyone became Mr. Almost." "My God!" I couldn't help crying, "My God!" If scientists miscalculate the decimal point in the calculation, but think it is almost the same and don't correct it, and the satellite falls, how much loss will it cause? ...

It seems that we should strive for perfection everywhere, and the more refined the better. We can't be as successful as Mr. Almost. From individuals to countries.

Almost, sir, after reading 10, I think. After class today, I went into the study and took out a book to read. I accidentally turned to the article "Biography of Mr Almost", which made me sad and speechless.

At the beginning of the article, it reads: Everyone knows this man, and he is famous all over the world. His surname is poor, and his name is not much. He is from every province, county and village. I thought to myself: Is this author joking again? How can a person be called "almost"?

So I went on reading with questions, and the more I read, the more funny I felt. It turns out that he never asks for accuracy and precision in his work. For example, when he was a child, his mother told him to buy white sugar, but he bought brown sugar. His mother scolded him, and he shook his head and said, isn't brown sugar similar to white sugar? For example, when he died, he intermittently said that the living and the dead were poor ... poor; Poor ... almost, as long as everything is normal ... almost ... good, ... why is it too ... serious! He didn't die until he finished speaking. After his death, people thought that Mr. Wang knew almost everything and was a virtuous man. He was nicknamed "Master Tong Yuan". The author says that since then, China has become a lazy country.

After reading this article, my mood is very complicated, as if I were Mr. Almost. So from then on, I did everything seriously every day and never thought about it. I also call on my classmates to do things seriously, and not to deny doing things and be strict with themselves on the pretext of almost.