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Let the winter and spring pass, but all my own hearts are broken. ..

Let tears and rum melt the ice and snow in the winter and spring valley together, and don't let the broken statue continue to condense the broken heart.

This is the best sentence for Feng Ling, and there are many others, such as:

-My blade can cut through armor and cut tomatoes! * My knife can cut through armor and cut into tomatoes (hearts) inside.

-Double blade operation, you can shave cleanly every time! Look at my double knives ... I can shave my face clean every time ~ (razor? )

-Dark Call, ... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to dial the Dark, but his phone rang. I shouted, "Pick up the phone, darkness", but he ignored me. The darkness must have blocked his phone. The Dark Lord once called me, … but I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to call him back, but I only got a recorded message. I shouted, "Pick up the phone, Lord of darkness", but he ignored me. The dark Lord must have blocked his phone.

If I have wings, why do I always walk? Since I have wings, why do I always walk? (King of Fear)

-It's not a dress, it's a standard dread Lord uniform! This is not an ordinary costume, this is the standard suit of the terror Lord!

Before he died, Dafa affectionately took Hill's hand and said:

In memory of ... give me ... burns ... two ... female ... witches. .....

Before he died, Hill kindly took the bloody hand and said:

To commemorate ... give me ... burns ... a pair of shoes ... like ... 250 yuan's. ....

Blood method before she died, affectionately took the paladin's hand and said:

I ... promised ... the party ... I ... actually ... no ... * * * ...

Before he died, the prophet took the cow's head by the hand and said:

I ... forgot ... my life ... I ... don't ... forget ... I ... passed away today.

Before he died, the tauren affectionately took the shadow hunter's hand and said:

There are too many enemies ... sometimes ... I just ... play dead ... wait for the enemy to leave ... and then call ... me. ........

Shadow hunter before he died, affectionately took the blade master's hand and said:

In memory of ... for ... my ... afterwave ... 100 population ... war ... never ... used ... voodoo. ......

The blade master sighed to the sky before he died: lagging behind. ............................................................................

Before he died, the demon hunter affectionately took the priestess's hand and said:

Tell ... me ... which bastard ... is ... in ... my ... way. ...

Before she died, the priestess took the old deer by the hand and said, Actually ... I ... blocked the way ... blind. ...

Before he died, the old deer held the hand of the night watchman affectionately and was too excited to speak.

Before he died, the keeper took the old deer by the hand and said:

It turns out that ... mastering ... is also a ... temperament middleman. .................

Before he died, Xiao Qiang angrily took the lich's hand and said:

! # $% ...-* (Bug language * Translation: Can you tell me how to hang it? )

Before the lich died, he angrily took the hand of the king of fear and said:

Xiao Qiang's ... words ... meaning ... tell ... me.

Fear before death, angry took the dead rider's hand and said:

For ... what ... don't give ... me ... door ... three ... blood. ....

The dead knight knelt at the graves of the three heroes and said with tears:

I got stuck ... and as a result ... I got ... promoted to ... this ... contract ... and ... aura. .....

Hill: After death, the body will be burned and cut into small pieces. Don't use a knife. There are no regrets in this life, except that I have not grown taller.

Paladin: Abide by party discipline and state laws, lived a widowed life, walked all my life, and burned a horse for me after my death.

Lich: I am an elite who has been beaten all my life. I will be a soldier with no regrets. After I die, I will take off my clothes and have a look. I want to know my gender.

Prophet: I thought life was easy, but when I stepped onto Naihe Bridge, I was bitten by a wolf all my life. I regret not being vaccinated.

Tauren: The Prophet ordered me to obey. I have strong feelings with orcs. After we die, we will make beef slices. Never add Sudan red.

Dead Rider: When I was a child, my father died, and so did my mother. I did not surrender on the battlefield. Terran Dafa can ride a horse. I have never ridden a sheep.

Panda: I'll create it in a bar. I despair when people see me. Have a good sleep from now on. People want to shoot in color.

Naga: I was beaten like a tomato all day. I called my parents and grandpa. I'm sorry I have no long legs in my life. I will burn high heels when I die.

Fear: I am always emotional about players, and it is natural for everyone to comment. It is difficult to go to heaven with wings, and after death, a spirit will be born.

( 1)

Paladin: Serve the people!

(Applause)

Death Knight: Serve the people!

(The Lich King tries his best to suppress furious ghouls and spiders)

(2)

Exorcist: "There is no shortage of magic in this world, only the aura of providing magic!" " "

(Applause again)

Lich: "There is no shortage of magic in this world. What is lacking is to provide magic ... "

The lich was forced to stop talking by the amazing murderous look coming from the audience.

(3)

The goblin tinker: "Technology is the first fighting power!" "

Tauren Chieftain: "Where you fall, you have to get up!" " "

King Shan: "A gentleman can make a big difference with a small one."

Goblin alchemist: "Blizzard said' there must be waste', so there is waste."

What else did you think of? Say it together! It doesn't matter if you don't. Give me a face!

Moon priestess: Let the meteor shower come more violently.

Devil hunter: A hunter who doesn't want to be a demon is not a good hunter.

Forest guardian: it takes ten years to grow trees, but it takes a hundred years to cultivate people.

Prophet: The wolf is coming (the celebrity who said this has known it since childhood)

Qiang said: we are pests! We are pests! Mountain Giant: Fire at me for victory!

I hate to say: my head is big and my neck is thick. I am either a rich man or a cook. I am not a rich man, so I am a cook.

Ghoul: DK, Lich, I blindfolded you quietly. You can't see me.

Blade Master: When it comes to chasing girls, no one can match me! !

Skeleton Wizard: Just give me a corpse, and I can take out the skeleton!

The spider said: tunnel warfare, hey, tunnel warfare, there are millions of brave soldiers lying in ambush.

Terran farmers went on to sing: with a hoe in one hand and a gun in the other, village to village, farm to farm.

The undead dare to come and beat him out of his wits. All the people are soldiers, and all the people participate in the war, vowing to destroy the undead.

G: Waste is a great sin. How can the body be spared? [Throw the body on the ground]

"Race doesn't mean honor ... I know some orcs who are as respectable as the noblest knights; I also know some human beings who are as evil as the cruelest natural disasters! "

-Tirion Fordring, currently head of the Order of the Silver Hand.

"As doomed in Karazan a long time ago, monster, here I am, with a just verdict!" Reginald Windsor

"I finally saved myself." Grom hellscream, the former leader of the Warsong tribe.

"No, my old friend, you saved us all." -Sal, the leader of the tribe

The history of orcs' bloodthirsty rage began with Graham and ended with him. May the battle song never die.

"Where is the silver hand knight? Help us! "

"Don't give up hope in Darron County!"

-Mission "Fighting in Darron County"

"In my opinion, all members of this tribe are equal." -Sal, the leader of the tribe

"In any case, what matters is our future, not our past!" -archaeologist Vla Gunter, bronzebeard dwarf.

"Even if bad luck befalls our country, he still pays attention to us. His light will illuminate the way forward for all mankind-as long as we still follow his example, he will never disappear. "

-Anonymous is engraved on Wuse's tomb.

"For such a long time, I am a puppet of the great crusader. What made the bloody crusaders become something they fought for? For decades, I never lost a trace of my father's memory. These precious things keep me alive in this world. I often dream that my father is with me. He stood proudly beside me and watched me join the order. We defeated hordes of Scourge soldiers, and we brought glory to the League and Lordaeron. I don't want to dream anymore. Take me to see my father! "

Taelan fordring, son of Tirion.

"Today, if we die, we will die on this battlefield, although we die gloriously. Today, if we die in battle, it is to defend our children, our parents, our ... lovers. "

-After Angela's door was opened, Allied Commander-in-Chief King Saurfang.

"Come on, little mortal. To face your death. Angela's secret will disappear forever with Roman Kahn! " -Anubis

"mortal, understand your situation!" Onyxia, Princess Black Dragon.

"Just flesh and blood, mortals are so fragile. . . . "-The great Victor

"Remember the meaning of" forgotten ". We are neither living nor dead, and we will be forgotten by the living and the dead. We have returned to the world we said goodbye to, but we can never return to those days when we were alive, and we can never return to the people we love. We are both existence and curse, so we forget the past and are forgotten by the past ... "-undercity's dark queen Windrunner sylvanas windrunner.

"mortal, this is the price of curiosity"-Aesoregus

"Idiot! Our cause is just.

Fortunately, I usually go out of my nest to feed. "-Onesia

"If you waste my time, you will waste the time of the whole parliament. I hope you don't be so stupid ... "

-Come back to life! My soldier!

-Fight for you! My lady!

Stupid mortals, in front of the children of fire ...

If I want to go to hell, you mortals will come with me.

The last paragraph is the language of wow, hehe, of course, these are all searched online, and Feng Ling can't know so much. . . .