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Excellent composition of physical examination
A few days ago, our school had a physical examination.
The physical examination is in the third class, so we wait and wait. The third class has already started, and we haven't had a physical examination yet. We are all tired of waiting. At this time, the radio said: "Class 3 (1) to Class 3 (10) went to the gym for physical examination. We are all very happy after listening.
Teacher Yu picked up the physical examination list and said, "The students who signed up went to the gym, Ying and Ruan Kangxuan ..." We got the list and ran to the gym like wild horses out of control. When we got there, we were out of breath. I walked into the gym and saw the subjects of physical examination: weight measurement, height measurement, eye measurement, surgery, internal medicine, facial features ... I thought, "Where should I go for a physical examination first?" "I looked at the list again. The first item in the original order is height measurement! So, I went to measure my height, and my aunt measured me and said to another person, "1.36 cm." "After that, I said to myself," Why am I so short? Did my aunt measure me wrong? " I went to measure my eyes again, and my aunt asked me to cover my eyes. Where is my aunt? She is pointing a red pen at E! Aunt pointed to one, and I said one, so busy that I finished the exam. Just about to take the list, my aunt said, "little friend, you are a little nearsighted." My aunt will give you a card and let my father or mother take you to Wenzhou. " "I said," thank you, aunt, I know. "... walking back to the classroom, feeling like a burden.
This physical examination is really interesting!
Hehe, I didn't dare to draw blood before, but now I can finally face it when I am afraid. When you face these difficulties, you will find that everything is a paper tiger. (-Inscription)
Oh, my God! The terrible physical examination is about to begin again, and the terrible blood draw that scares me again and again is about to begin.
Before the physical examination began, the students began to talk about it one after another, and some were scaring others that the needle for blood drawing in this physical examination was very thick; Some "quietly" sit in chairs and talk to others about the horror of blood drawing; Others sat there laughing, completely dismissive of blood drawing; I've already ...
Teacher Li led us to the stormy playground, where we had a physical examination. The first level is height measurement. I can't wait to take off my shoes and see if I have grown taller. Hey! Almost 1.4 meters! Great! I am immersed in the joy of growing taller, but I don't know who said a word that made my mood plummet instantly: "Xu Mingzhuo, how many days have you not washed your feet?" Why is it so smelly? "Well, make fun of it! But it didn't affect my mood for too long, and soon I was happy again.
I have reached the last level, which will be the most terrible level-drawing blood. I tried to control my beating heart and played the camera back to the third grade: drawing blood, I carefully avoided the sight of others and slipped back to the classroom; Finally kidnapped to the place where blood was drawn. But now that I'm in grade five, am I still afraid of this little needle? For the dignity of the fifth grade, let's start! I resolutely walked to the place where the blood was drawn. When the needle went into the skin, I rolled my eyes and suddenly had a wonderful pleasure, that is, the pleasure of overcoming difficulties!
All difficulties are paper tigers, as long as you face them bravely!
Physical examination is a terrible thing for us children when we think about it. Because it is very painful to draw blood in physical examination, we say it is just a terrible thing. But in our school, physical examination is not as terrible as we thought, because blood is not needed.
Today, we didn't go to the dormitory after dinner, because we were going to have a physical examination today. At two o'clock, we went to the physical examination place. There are four small rooms with different items, including internal surgery, ophthalmology, weighing and height measurement. We went to a house in turn. First, we went to the place where the height was measured. I measured the height. My height is 138 cm. I am very dissatisfied because I am too short. I am fat because I weighed 78 Jin. I took my blood pressure again. When I took my blood pressure, the rope became tighter and tighter. Later, I measured it, and my blood pressure was neither high nor low. I went to the ophthalmology department. I first blocked my left eye with a spoon, and then measured the degree of my left eye to be 0.8. I'm a little nearsighted and my right eye is 0.8. Later, I went to internal medicine and surgery, and there was no obvious abnormality. After the physical examination, we went back to the classroom to prepare class supplies.
This is the physical examination of our Huaying primary school.
Yesterday afternoon, our head teacher, Mr. Zhao, suddenly came up to us and said, "There will be a physical examination this afternoon. Please fill in the first half of this form completely, and it will be our class's turn later. " I was curious and nervous after listening to it.
After class, a classmate said that the physical examination seemed to take blood, but it was still very painful. After listening to her words, I swished back to the classroom.
Time ticked away. It's our turn to have a class. The teacher asked us to line up outside the door. At this time, I thought of the fact that drawing blood was very painful. I immediately became a coward and sat motionless in my seat. The teacher saw it and shouted, "Cao Yao, hurry up." Alas, there were tigers in front and pursuers behind, so I had to leave in desperation.
I dare not look straight in front of the physical examination, and my eyes have been closed. At this moment, suddenly someone loudly said to me, "Your time is almost up! Open your eyes! Don't sleep any more. " I opened my eyes and saw that it was "four eyes". He then said to me, "I have taken pictures of you three or four times. Why do you ignore me? " The doctor called me in before I could answer him.
After I went in, I looked around and found that there was no blood drawing equipment at all. Only equipment for measuring eyesight, weight and height. At this time, the big stone in my heart finally fell to the ground. When we returned to the classroom, we asked about four eyes. He said sadly, "When measuring vision, the right eye was too tight, so I could not see anything when I opened my eyes, so my right eye vision was 3.4." I comforted him and laughed.
This physical examination is really interesting, which makes me curious and nervous.
I hate physical examination, I really hate it.
I am the monitor, and I am not afraid of too much homework. Even the composition that makes many students have a headache is easy for me to finish in just half an hour. But I can only have a hard time with this little physical examination because I have double fears. One is afraid of weighing, and the other is afraid of measuring eyesight.
Let's talk about weight first. Strangely, my father is fat, my mother is not thin and most of my classmates are chubby. But I don't know what is going on. My height 158 cm, and my weight is less than 80 kg. Whenever I hear my classmates discuss how to lose weight, I am envious and jealous. It's too late for me to gain weight, but why do you want to lose weight? This is a show-off in disguise. Don't tell me you envy me for being particularly thin. )
Once, I was whimsical. I put on a thick winter coat and weighed myself with a schoolbag weighing 8000-800 Jin. I proudly thought: this time it can be regarded as a success in gaining weight, hehe! The figures in weighing scale really didn't disappoint me. 88 Jin! I was very excited, but my mother threw cold water on me: not the thinnest in the class. Hey, I'm too hard!
However, I am more afraid of measuring my eyesight than weighing myself. My eyesight is not poor in general, but poor in four aspects. (Because I have been in Class 4 since kindergarten) People who play games every day have good eyesight. 0, and I don't touch games or IPAD, so there are only four. What about 2?
Up, oh, no, down. It doesn't seem right either. It should be left. Who is this? Who else but me? I'm nervous every time I check my eyesight. I keep rubbing my eyes, but I still can't see clearly. Forget it, then be fooled. I was blindfolded, but I didn't get any rights. Hey, why do you have to test your eyesight, but you can't test your hearing and smell? Huh? Wait, what is the teacher saying?
Today's physical examination, come and line up!
Excellent composition of physical examination 6 "Go to the physical examination after painting this." Teacher Peng came in and said. Huh? What? It's okay just to have a physical examination, but there is gossip. I'm going to take care of a class one (2) child today!
I marched to the hall with solemn and stirring feelings. One, two ... My turn! It's a little boy! How miserable! I reluctantly took the child by the hand and walked up the stairs. Just then, the child asked at a loss: "Sister, sister! What is a physical examination? " "oh! How stupid! Physical examination is a physical examination! " I rolled my eyes and said grumpily. "Elder sister, I am heavy and tall, isn't it bad? I also have blisters on my hands. Isn't it uncomfortable? " I was so depressed that I led him in without saying a word.
The first thing to measure is the mouth. "Stop, don't run around!" I said to the children. "Next!" Aunt shouted. I quickly stuffed him into that chair. "Open your mouth!" Aunt seems very impatient. After the child spoke, he kept asking, "Aunt, why did you speak?" ? What do you want to check? What happened to my tooth? Okay? ..... "I quickly grabbed the child and dragged him out. Oh, dear! Why does this guy like asking questions so much? This is a lot of reincarnation, I thought sadly. "Sister! I want to play again! "The child took me by the hand and walked there." Oh! That's not a game, it can only be tested once! "I replied in a weak voice.
I was exhausted by his torture. "Elder sister, what is a game? Why did you open your mouth? ..... "Oh, the cake seller. ...
Yesterday morning, we went to school for a physical examination.
The first is to prick your fingers. I thought: I haven't pricked my finger for a year. Does it hurt? After a while, it was my turn. I said, "I hope it doesn't hurt ..." After I tied it, the doctor miraculously gave me an oversized wool, which made the students envy. Then, I went to the audio-visual classroom to check trachoma, vital capacity and blood pressure of the mouth, nose and ear cavity. Among them, blood pressure makes me the most unforgettable. Cover it with big cuffs, and then decide how much it costs by the screen above. As soon as I heard this, I relaxed my hand, and as a result, my big sleeves shrank like magic hats. Suddenly, my hand tightened, and my heart felt very bad. After a while, the big cuffs slowly opened and my hand was released. The number 1 10 on the screen also dropped to 43 in shame. My blood pressure is not too high!
Finally, I went to andrology and optometry. I thought my eyesight was good, so I went to the art room to check my eyesight first. I was very confident. I sat in the chair and checked it. There was no problem. I was very happy to find that it was 5.0 after receiving the watch.
After 45 minutes, I reluctantly returned to the classroom.
On Monday morning, it was sunny and warm. After the first class, Mr. Huang handed out a physical examination form, and then we lined up neatly and orderly. The teacher took us to the big brother and big sister in Class 3, Grade 5, and they took us to the physical examination in pairs.
My eldest brother took me to draw blood. I saw that everyone was scared and became nervous. I feel my heart pounding. I watched my eldest brother draw blood first. My eldest brother is very brave, as if he had drawn it at once. It's my turn I slowly reached out my hand. The doctor grabbed my hand and said, "this won't hurt, little friend." Don't be afraid. Relax! " "Looking at the doctor's affable appearance, I'm a little relaxed. The doctor first wiped my middle finger with alcohol cotton, then quickly pricked me with a needle, then squeezed out my blood, and finally pumped my blood into a small bottle with a suction tube. Well, the doctor took a cotton ball and asked me to press the wound, so I pressed the bleeding place hard. After three or four minutes, I threw away the alcohol cotton and felt that the whole process was not painful at all. I won't be afraid to draw blood next time.
There are many items in this physical examination, including height measurement, weight measurement, vision examination and blood drawing ... Through the physical examination, I realized that I should eat more vegetables, not be picky about food, strengthen exercise, and let myself have a healthy and strong body, so that I can better devote myself to my study.
There is an emergency in the physical examination of excellent composition for 9 days. We have just fallen into a tense review and are going to have a physical examination again.
"That hospital is a mental hospital. It's horrible!" That's what everyone who went first said. Hearing this, the atmosphere in the class became tense.
After the first class in the morning, we got on the bus in turn under the guidance of the teacher. It wasn't long before we arrived at the destination "Xianyue Mental Health Center". As soon as I entered, I saw a mental patient being pulled by a rope. Most students were scared out in a cold sweat. Our hearts, with the pace, slowly accelerate. "really! No wonder I was taken to a mental hospital for examination only for twenty dollars. " Some students complained impatiently.
At first, we quickly checked blood, eyesight, internal medicine, oral cavity ... These are nothing, but the most terrible thing is the last one: surgery. As soon as I approached the door, I smelled a lot of foot odor. Approaching, we saw many shoes.
"I have to take off my shoes." Zhang Yuanshou next to him said.
We were surprised when we went in: everyone inside was taking off their clothes, leaving only a pair of underwear. I feel very uneasy because I am wearing a pair of underwear of cartoon characters. I flinched. However, I have to. The medical examiner is fierce. Hey ~ mainly check the height, weight and waist circumference ...
After several "tortures", we finally passed!
10 On the day of our physical examination, some students were very scared and thought they were going to have an injection to prick their fingers. I'm not afraid at all, because the word injection is not written in the physical examination form.
However, what impressed me the most was color vision and five senses. I'm still nervous when I check my five senses, because I have a big strange tooth, which is very strange. I'm afraid my classmates will laugh at me. It's my turn I gave my physical examination form to an uncle, and another uncle asked me to sit in a chair. At this time, I was so nervous that the doctor told me to open my mouth. I opened my mouth, and the doctor looked at my mouth and then at my eyes. Say "yes".
I am relieved! Then I checked a few more items, so I took the list to the grocery store to check my color vision. I gave the list to an uncle, and the other put a notebook in front of me with some messy colored pebbles on it. The man said, "What numbers are on this?" I thought the space between pebbles. I looked at it and thought, what is this? So, I casually said "8 or 7". The doctor looked at me and said, "What? 8? 7? The doctor turned over another photo. I looked at it again and thought, what? Ha, no, I watched it again, huh? This green pebble seems to be 82 yo, so I said, "uncle, do you mean this?" ""Yes, "said my uncle." It's very simple, 82. "I am very happy to say. I turned to the previous page again, "This is 17". I said.
I walked unilaterally with a medical examination and said, "Oh, it's over! It's over!
Excellent composition of physical examination 1 1 Just finished math class today, Mr. Wang came with a physical examination form and said to us, "Today's physical examination, let's line up outside!" The classroom suddenly exploded, and some were discussing what the physical examination would be today; Some worry about whether to have an injection; Some invite good friends to go with them; Others are talking about what diseases they might get. ...
In the table tennis room, there are many doctors in white coats waiting for us with smiles!
I checked my eyes, ears, teeth, blood pressure, surgery and internal medicine. ...
What is fresh in my memory is the examination of internal medicine. I'll line up there next to the mat. I saw Chen lying on the mat, and the doctor stuffed the stethoscope into her sweater. Chen kept laughing and never let the doctor touch her. We looked at her and smiled. "Ha ha ha ha ..." Laughter spread all over the table tennis room, and the doctor said softly, "Don't be afraid, little friend, soon!" Chen finally agreed.
It's my turn To tell the truth, when I saw all the people in front of me, everyone said, "It's itchy!" "I am also very ticklish. I'm a little scared, but I have no choice but to lie down. The moment the doctor touched me with a stethoscope, my heart thumped like a rabbit. But when the doctor moved the stethoscope around, my nervousness completely disappeared and I didn't think it mattered much. The man in front of me is really making a mountain out of a molehill.
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