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The story of a child falling into a well
Today, I am going to tell a story about a group of old ladies watching a man fall into a well. Let me start by saying that this story is purely fabricated, so don’t take it personally.
? It is said that a group of old ladies were chatting by a well. They were all dutiful people, and their chat was also about parents' shortcomings. At this time, there was a child playing by the well. This child is usually very naughty, isn't it? If you drop the flowerpot of this family, you will break the glass of that family. The most hateful thing is that the parents never care about you, and they will not pay compensation if you break other people's things. Everyone knows that his family is powerful, so they no longer pay attention to him.
The child came to the well and saw a person who looked exactly like himself in the well. He wanted to fish the child out and beat him up, so he yelled at the wellhead to let the well When the children in the well came up, he screamed, and the children in the well also screamed. He was very annoyed and screamed even more fiercely. The old ladies around looked at him yelling and yelling, thinking it was a joke, and they all laughed silently together. Why don't you speak out? That child is very fierce, who dares to mess with him?
? The child jumped on the edge of the well and shouted loudly, I will fight you to the death! No one expected that the child jumped into the well...
? One of the old ladies went to the child's home to tell the adults about the child falling into the well. His parents didn't believe it and were unconvinced. He opened the door of the old lady's house and cursed for a long time. He didn't go home until he couldn't curse anymore.
? When they got home, it was very late and the children had not come home. Only then did they realize that the child was missing. No one dared to say that his child had fallen into the well. No one dared to say that his child had fallen into the well. Mess with them.
? Later, people stopped going to the well!
? Decades have passed, and the well no longer exists. The child’s parents are old and can no longer be arrogant. When they are lying in bed and unable to walk, no one goes to see them. , and then died, just like their sons, no one cared about them. It turned out that people here were afraid that they would turn into ghosts after death and cause trouble!
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