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Who knows all the jokes about the surname of Shizhu people?

When my wife is pregnant with a child, as long as the child moves a little, let me touch my stomach with my hand and hum a lullaby softly.

After the baby was born, I found that when the baby cried, as long as I hugged, I wouldn't cry. When I put it down, I cried immediately. The wife can't help it, but it's still "hey hey".

What an egg! The feeling of being routine by NianLia! !