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In ancient times, two people did arithmetic together. A says that 3 times 8 equals 2 1. B says it is equal to 24! So they quarreled.

Confucius and Zhong You.

Zhong You visited Jiashi and saw a buyer and a seller arguing. The seller said, "I pay San Qian one foot, and you want eight feet, which is twenty-four dollars. I won't sell a penny less!" " The buyer argued: "It is obviously March 23rd. What is your reason for asking for more money? " Neutron straightened up and smiled and said to the buyer, "3824 pairs." You are wrong. "If the buyer refuses to accept the dispute, he will bet. Zhong you is very fierce, betting on the newly bought helmet on the spot. The buyer is also very angry and willing to gamble. Both of them high-fived for the oath, and they both looked for Confucius to judge. Confucius smiled and said to Zhongyou, "Lutz, you are wrong. Throw the helmet to someone else. In a moment of anger, Zhong You said goodbye to Master angrily and went home to visit relatives. Before leaving, Confucius told him, "When you visit relatives and friends this time, you should remember two words:' Don't leave the old tree alive, and don't kill anyone with a knife.' "Clock by Liu Zhituo, resolutely back to the bian country.

On the way, Zhong You was caught in a thunderstorm, and there was no shelter. He only saw an old tree by the roadside, and the hole in the tree was big enough to live in. Nakako was just about to hide in the rain cave when he suddenly remembered the teacher's teaching: old trees can't survive. I left that old tree. Not far away, there was a flash of lightning, and then with a "crack", the old tree was split by lightning. Thanks to the teacher, Zhong You survived.

At midnight, Zhong Youfang got home. I have been away from home for a long time, he thought. Is my wife loyal? Might as well open the door and spy. So he jumped into the courtyard wall, opened the latch with the tip of a knife, and walked lightly to the bed. When he touched it, the two men fell asleep with their heads together. Zhong You suddenly became angry. When he raised his knife, he had to cut it. He remembered the teacher's instruction: Don't touch the blade when killing people. He put down the blade and lit a lamp. It turned out that his wife and sister slept together. Zhong You was scared out in a cold sweat. Thanks to Master's foresight, he didn't kill his relatives by mistake.

Zhong You stayed at home for only one day and then returned to Lucheng to thank Master for her advice. He asked inexplicably, "Teacher, it is obviously 3824, why did you say 23?" Confucius smiled and said, "Luz, if you lose, you can buy a helmet.". What if the buyer loses?

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