A cold joke that makes girls laugh.

He has a cold, so he needs an intravenous drip. After the doctor put it on him, he kept looking at the dripping hand and laughing. The doctor was puzzled. He asked him what he was laughing at, and he said I was laughing. ...

He died, crossed the Naihe Bridge and drank Meng Po Tang. When I met a routine inspection, I just checked whether he had escaped drinking Meng Po Tang, so I asked him if he had drunk Meng Po Tang. He looked at each other in confusion, looked at the sky, and then looked at each other in confusion: "I forgot."

A couple, he asked her: What will you do if I die? She replied, What can I do if you die? I'm with those widows every day. He hugged her very touched, and she asked him, what would you do if I died? He replied: What can I do, like you? ...

Think of a connotative joke: Why do men hate 1 March 3 1 day and women hate 1 February1day, hahaha. ...