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What embarrassing experiences have you had because of emergencies?

People have three emergencies, and it is normal for farce and jokes caused by urgency to urinate. Isn't there a saying that shit is unbearable and urine is unbearable?

I remember the funniest urgency in high school, which left a deep impression on me. This is a grand exam. I drank a bottle of yogurt before the exam. As we all know, yogurt can promote human digestion. At first, I answered the questions carefully and felt nothing. At that time, it was just a Chinese exam. The time is 150 minutes, which is longer than other subjects. For the last twenty minutes, I couldn't hold on any longer. I raised my hand, and the invigilator saw it and asked me what the problem was. I didn't know what I said at that time. Then I heard a burst of laughter and I reacted. The invigilator teased me that the teacher didn't have to pee in a hurry. If you have to pee urgently, go quickly. As the saying goes, shit is unbearable and urine is unbearable. There was another burst of laughter, and I hurried out with my head down, even looking for a hole in the ground. Yes Awkward. I threw it back to grandma's house.

I refused to drink yogurt from then on. No, I refused to drink anything about milk before the exam because it left a deep shadow on me.

In addition, when we chat with friends at ordinary times, you listen carefully to your friend's speech, and your friend's speech is also wonderful. You said I had to go to the bathroom, and we both felt embarrassed, but there was nothing we could do to stop it. We can only be embarrassed together.