Come to the New Year's Day program to perform lines. What's the humor and comedy?

The script of the comic dialogue "Party" is 1. Let me introduce you. This is the sponsor of our party, the manager of Donkey Monopoly Company. Welcome 2, nice to meet you all. I heard that there is no money for this party! 1, we are a small station with less than 2 yuan. I sponsor the column. By the way, how many donkeys do we need 1, huh? No, no, no, we don't need donkeys. 2. Just money? 1, hey 2, how much does the donkey need? How much is this donkey? 1, no, no, no, manager, let this donkey go ahead of time, and I'll report the general situation of our party to you first. 2. Oh, you are still reporting. You're the director. Why are you still reporting to me? You will. Yes, 1, OK, our party is a fashion show called Fashion,,, 2, alas, alas, what's the matter? You brought my donkey to me, you remitted your 1, and you also brought my donkey. Oh, where's the theme song for our party? I'm going to ask Mao Amin to sing. 2. Say you pinch it. Did you tie him to the telephone pole soon? You continue to remit money. 1, well, we invited Comrade Zhao Zhongxiang to be the host of this party. If you add some more materials, it won't be called a change. You remit your 1, ah ah ah, Feng Gong, a great person, gives you a fashion show. Why do you keep pulling the donkey's ear, you unlucky child? You then remitted 1 and chatted with me for a long time. Didn't you listen? 2. Yes, what did you say? 1, this party is called fashion spring. With the improvement of people's living standards -2. Director, director, I'm an amateur. Don't laugh at me. I feel that this party is always called spring, summer, autumn and winter, which is too vulgar. Ai, that makes sense. 2. Can it not be called fashion? 2, it's better to call it donkey night, ah, his name is loud and clear, 1, no, no, no, this won't work. This name cannot be changed. I sponsor, 1, and the sponsorship is not good. 2. If I give you money, you can't help but mention the donkey. 1, not even giving money, 2, isn't it? 1, absolutely not, 2, is there room for discussion? 1, hey, sorry 2, then I'll make a comparison, 1, huh? 2, Liu Shuji, 1, hey 2, book a car! Take my donkey cart. 1, why? 2. I want to attend a meeting of 1. I am here. Oh, no, no, no, no. Listen to me, manager. Listen to me first. Although the name can't be changed, I can volunteer for you. How about making an advertisement? 2. advertising? 1, ah! A very beautiful lipstick. 2. lipstick? 1 stands for lipstick. 2. What does this lipstick have to do with donkeys? 1, all advertising words are changed to your company's content 2. How do you say this? 1, wow! Four donkey cards! If the four-donkey brand is really outstanding, applying the lipstick of the donkey brand can make your-donkey's lips wrong. 2. Oh, great! 1 ok? 2. Come on! 1, isn't that the end? This sponsorship is for me. Is there any specific plan? 1, the program is very good, 2, you tell me, let me listen to 1. First, Mao Amin sang the theme song. In the music, Mao Amin came out from the depths of the stage in a beautiful white killing group. 2, Oh, Mao Amin came to us from the depths of the stage in the music on a donkey, huh? 2, ah! 1, Mao Amin is riding a donkey. 2. She is very beautiful. 1. Oh, let me see. Oh, by the way, Mao Amin is wearing a small coat and a flowered turban. 2. Oh, 1. It is broken. Mao Amin stole the mine instead. 2. Stealing mines. This is very interesting. 65438+ walks to the audience with the microphone 1, and Mao Amin sings 2 while walking with the microphone. Walking towards the audience, I feel that the line is not long enough 1. Second, I turn a donkey upside down, huh? 2, this is a reasonable column, 1, this is definitely not 2, is it? 1, sorry. 2. I will give you 1, but you can't give me money. 2. Then Secretary Liu took a taxi. 1, no, no, no,no. I'm telling you, manager, although Mao Amin can't dump donkeys, I have an idea to dump a large number of living people. How's it going? "No.2, that won't do! 1, none other than general manager 2 of your company. General manager 1 pour it out. On TV, a line of fine print is printed on TV. General manager 2 of Donkey Monopoly Company is in brackets, which is equivalent to one meter. Well, if this works, our general manager will give you a report 1, but the report won't work. The amount is 1. 2, guess! 1, that's better. Ouch, our general manager is full of riddles. He told a riddle that day. I guessed for three days and nights. Guess, 1. No, you might as well talk about 2. 1 It's hard to guess. What riddle? Let's listen to 2. Looks like a donkey at a distance, but looks like a donkey at a close distance. 2, dead donkey! How's it going? 1, this riddle, ah, really, what's it called? 2. Come on! Sponsorship. What's still on? 1, this is a party hosted by Zhao Zhongxiang, 2, Zhao Zhongxiang! 1, wearing a straight suit and holding a microphone, walked off the stage. 2, Oh, Zhao Zhongxiang also walked under the stage with a microphone, and said as he walked, 2, walking, feeling that the line was not long enough, he poured out a donkey backwards, 1, no, no, no, no, 2, that's still not out. 1, I tell you, Zhao Zhongxiang mainly improvises magic tricks for everyone-a big change, inviting comedian Zhao Benshan to play 2, Zhao Benshan? 1, put a box on the stage, let Zhao Benshan drill into it, and Zhao Zhongxiang said change! When I opened the box, I saw that Zhao Benshan had disappeared. 2. A donkey came out, 1, huh? 2. Oh, it's called a live donkey. That's great. 1, a live donkey. ,,,,,,, No.2, Secretary Liu, book a car! 1, no, no, no, donkey, big change donkey 2, hey, you told me? I just have a little donkey temper of 1, and I am a smooth donkey 2. Tell me, what's on? 1, the following program is good. Niu Niu Feng Gong gives you a cross talk, wears the national costume 2, takes the microphone, and walks to the stage. 1, alas, 2, walks, feeling that the line is not long enough, so he goes backwards and forwards. 1, stops for 20,000, and then pours a donkey. 2. Who said anything about pouring out a donkey? 1, this is you? 2. Pour out two donkeys! , two people, pour out two ends 1, absolutely not, this form of cross talk, ah, once the microphone is played, you can't move, 2, you can't move 1, this is requirement 2, otherwise this cross talk just can't do the sketch column now, 1, yes, 2, this form is too dead. Speaking of cross talk, 2. For example, there is a cow standing here and a donkey standing there, and the head is 1. That's great. 2. The next day, the headlines of major newspapers: the reform has a new atmosphere, and the cow has a new partner 1. Who dares to clap again? This is, needless to say, you guys must have ridden his donkey. Look at this, he doesn't care, he can't, it's art, you know? 2. Secretary Liu, take a taxi! I won't talk nonsense with you. 1. I'm telling you, Niu Niu is talking to Feng Gong in cross talk, but every sentence of his content can't be separated from donkey 2. What 1 is like reading a song book on a donkey. We'll see! How's it going? 2, and the donkey 1, Zhang rode the donkey backwards, the donkey didn't get the price, so he killed the donkey, and others led me out. 2. Is the name of this cross talk donkey coming again? 1, my god? I'm at the end of my rope. Oh, yes, I'm at the end of my rope. 2. Okay, okay, that's a good name. Are there any programs? 1, the following program is good, sixty children, wearing sixty children's clothes 2, holding sixty microphones, 1, yes, 2, pouring out sixty donkeys 1, ouch! 2, Oh, this donkey is enough. 1, manager, 2, what's the matter? 1, do you have to drag me into the donkey array? This is my first party. I beg you. You don't want the audience to call me donkey guide in the future! Manager, this program, no matter what, can't add any more donkeys, hahahahahahaha! 2. No, are you crying or laughing? 1, I beg you, 3, forget it, director, I can't say anything. We haven't contacted for a long time, so I think you are honest and can pay. Well, after this incident, we can't say that our sponsorship is unreasonable, we don't respect art, we don't add donkeys, and we can't even mention the word donkey. Sorry, chief, 1. Oh, thank you. 2. What's the last program? How to recruit? 1, 60 children, 2,60 children 1, run to the audience 2, run to the audience 1, turn 2, turn 1, run to the oasis 2 on the horizon, don't change it, that's it, I have a small request, 1, you. 2, 60 children ran to the audience and turned around, can each follow behind, with a small tail!