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Seeking the lyrics of the whole paragraph of the Beijing Opera "Shiro Visiting Mother"

Scene 1: Sitting in the Palace (Yang Yanhui). ) Yang Yanhui (Introduction) Lock the phoenix tree in the golden well, sigh and sigh, a gust of wind. (Reading) Going to the beach for fifteen years and crossing Hengyang for one day. It's rare to see Gao Tang's mother. Why not make people cry? My palace, Shiro Yan Hui. My father's golden knife is your husband, and my mother's wife is your husband. Because fifteen years ago, I went to the seaside for a meeting and got caught. Thanks to Xiao Taihou's kindness, the princess will be adopted by her husband. Yesterday, I heard from Fan Xiao that Xiao Tianzuo flew to Tiger Valley in Kowloon and laid a large array of Tianmen. My mother came to Beifan with food and grass. I wanted to see my mother over the camp, but I couldn't see her because I closed the well. I am so sad to think of my old mother! Yang Yanhui sat in the palace, thinking and sighing, recalling the tragic events of that year. I am like a caged bird with wings, and like a tiger out of the mountain, suffering from loneliness; I am like a wild goose flying away from the south, and like a shallow dragon trapped on the beach. Think of the beach meeting that year, a bloody battle (Xipi Class 26), only killing rivers of blood, no bones left; Only Yang Jiajiang fled from east to west, and only all the children got out of the saddle. I was captured, changed my name and body, and changed Yang's role into a new one to match my marriage. Xiao Tianzuo unleashed the Tianmen War, and my mother came to Beifan with food and grass. I want to go out to see my mother, but I'm far away. I miss my mother so much that I can't help but feel heartbroken. I miss my mother so much that I shed tears on my chest. (crying) It's rare to see mother and son, my mother! (Xipi Rock Plate) Unless it is a dream reunion. Iron mirror princess (inner white) girl! Maid (white inside) has! Princess Iron Mirror (white inside) leads the way! Maid (inside white)! (The servant girl leads the iron mirror princess as above. ) Princess Iron Mirror (Xipi Shake Plate) Peony blooms with red flowers, and birds whisper in the sunny sky. I should have played with Xu, but he was worried all day. (White) Xu, Xu, our home is coming! (The servant girl leads Princess Iron Mirror into the door, and Yang Yanhui stands up. ) Princess Yang Yanhui (white) is here? Please sit down! Princess Iron Mirror (White) Please sit down. (Yang Yanhui and Princess Iron Mirror are sitting together. ) Princess Iron Mirror (White) I said Ma Xu, since you came to our country, you have been happy 15 years, and you have never worried about a day. I see you are always so sad these two days? What's on your mind? Yang Yanhui (white) has nothing on her mind, so don't doubt it, Princess. Princess in the mirror (white) Oh, you said you had nothing on your mind? Look, your tears haven't been wiped clean yet! Yang Yanhui (white) Oh. (Yang Yanhui turned his back and cried. ) Princess Iron Mirror (White) Hey, it's too late to wipe it now. Princess Yang Yanhui (white), I have, um, something on my mind. Let alone the princess, even if you pick a lot of fairies, it's hard to guess. What about the princess in the mirror? I can't guess what you're thinking. Slow down, what you are thinking about is my mother's national affairs, so don't guess! Yang Yanhui (white) What if you guess? Princess Iron Mirror (white) wants to guess? Also guess 89 points. (White) There is nothing to do today. Please ask the princess to guess. Princess Iron Mirror (White) Yes, being idle is also idle. Let's guess. Maid (white) has it! Princess Iron Mirror (White) meditates and moves forward! Yang Yanhui and Princess Iron Mirror rose together, and Princess Iron Mirror took over the Western God. ) Princess Iron Mirror (Xipi guide plate) and his wife are sitting in the palace, and (the servant girl is holding the Western God out of the car. ) Princess Iron Mirror (Adagio Xipi) Guess the mechanism inside Master Xu's sleeve. Did my mother ignore you? Did Princess Iron Mirror (Bai) guess? Yang Yanhui (white)! Princess, do you guess at this end ... the end of the iron mirror princess (white) is right? Yang Yanhui (White) is wrong! Princess Iron Mirror (White) Yo, how can it be wrong? (White ornaments) Think of the Queen Mother as the head of a country. How dare he say that he has not ignored it, even if he has been ignored? Princess in the mirror (white) Yes! I miss my mother, but I am the head of the country. Your son-in-law has a job for half a penny, but he is a little slow, not to mention that there is no place to neglect. How dare you treat her like this? Yang Yanhui (white) Wow! The princess in the mirror (in white) is not? Yang Yanhui (white) No! Princess in the mirror (white) Oh, oh, yes! (Adagio Xipi) Aren't lovers cold and unhappy? Did Princess Iron Mirror (Bai) guess? (White) You guessed wrong again! Princess Iron Mirror (White) Yo, how did you guess wrong again? Miss you, my husband and wife, and love each other, which is even worse. Princess in the mirror (white) Yes! Miss you and my husband and wife, love each other, how can you say it is "cold"? Yang Yanhui (white) Yes! Princess in the mirror (white) is wrong again? Yang Yanhui (white) No! Iron mirror princess (white) oh oh oh! Yes! (Xipi Adagio) Why don't you want to visit the Qin Lou Chu Guan? Princess Iron Mirror (White) guessed right? Yang Yanhui (Bai) thinks Chu Pavilion is beautiful, but is it better than the inner court of the palace? The princess can't guess. Don't guess. Princess in the mirror (white) Yes! Do you think Qin Lou Chu Guan is better than the inner court of this palace? Yang Yanhui (white)! Princess in the mirror (white) Oh, oh, yes! (Adagio Xipi) Why not try not to play the pipa? Yang Yanhui (white) Oh, princess! I miss you, my husband and wife, and I gave birth to a little brother. What do you mean by holding the pipa and thinking about not playing it? You talk like that and bow to me! (Yang Yanhui cries and wipes her tears. ) Iron Mirror Princess (White) Yo! Listen, you cry baby. Our family didn't say anything and cried. If you guess wrong, guess again! Princess Yang Yanhui (white), don't guess. Princess in the mirror (white), I must guess. Well, that's difficult! (Adagio Xipi) What do you think of this or that? (Yang Yanhui and Princess Iron Mirror stand together, while Yang Yanhui stares into the distance in dismay. ) Princess Iron Mirror (White) Xu, please come here. If we guessed this, we would definitely guess your mind. Yang Yanhui (white) Oh, princess, please guess. Princess Iron Mirror (White) listened! (Xipi Rocker) Aren't you thinking about your own flesh and blood? (The servant girl gives XiShen to Princess Iron Mirror, next. ) Yang Yanhui (white) Oh! (Allegro Xipi) Although Princess Xian is a woman with a wide range of ideas, she guessed Yang Yanhui's internal organs. I should have come forward to find her! Did Princess Iron Mirror (Bai) guess? Yang Yanhui (white) Oh! (Xipi Rocker) You must also keep your mouth shut and tell the truth slowly. (Yang Yanhui and Princess Iron Mirror are sitting together. ) Princess Iron Mirror (White) Xu, has our family guessed for a long time? Yang Yanhui (white) was guessed by the princess! It's no use not taking charge of me. Princess Iron Mirror (White) Well, as long as you explain it clearly to our family, I will make a decision for you! Princess Yang Yanhui (white)! (Allegro Xipi) I come to the south and you are there, and a thousand miles of marriage is a thread. The princess swore to heaven that my palace was willing to tell the truth. Princess Iron Mirror (White) What? After talking for a long time, do you want our family to curse? Yang Yanhui (white) is absolutely right! Princess Iron Mirror (White) What a coincidence! I just can't swear! Yang Yanhui (white)? Don't women in different countries even swear? Princess Iron Mirror (White) is nothing like you. Swear for nothing, I won't. Yang Yanhui (white) or not, I will teach you. (Yang Yanhui and Princess Iron Mirror stand together. ) Iron Mirror Princess (white) Yes, please ask me! Bai knelt on the ground and said, "God is above, and women from different countries are below. Master Xu told me the truth. If it is my leaked news, then as long as it is short! " ! Is this Princess Iron Mirror (White)? I will. Listen: "God is above, and women from all countries are below. Master Xu told me the truth. If I let the cat out of his bag, I will be told how long I am and how short I am! Yang Yanhui (white) Ugh! I hope you can look at the sky for the rest of your life. Princess Iron Mirror (White), do you really think I won't curse? May you insist, (Yang Yanhui meets Xishen. ) Princess Iron Mirror (White) swore to our family! (Xipi Liu Shuiban) The iron mirror girl kneels on the dust, hoping to tell heaven, respect the gods of the past, and listen carefully to our words: If I leak any news about him! What about (white)? Iron mirror princess (white) alas! (Xipi rocker) The corpse of a three-foot silk cantilever beam is not comprehensive. (white) too harsh! Princess Iron Mirror stands up to meet the Western God. ) Yang Yanhui (Allegro Xipi) Xianfei only made a big wish and relaxed her heart. The second one came forward (Xipi Shake Plate) to watch the ceremony, and (Yang Yanhui, Princess of the Iron Mirror, upon it, sat together. ) Yang Yanhui (Xipi Rockboard) We'd better go to the camp to see mom. Iron mirror princess (white) Xu, I also get up and swear. If you have something to say, please say it quickly! Yang Yanhui (Bai), Princess, you are a Taoist. Do you really take Mu Mingyi as your surname? Iron mirror princess (white) ouch! Is this not a joke? Who doesn't know you are Xu! Yang Yanhui (white) is not also! Princess in the mirror (white), right? Ha ha! It has been 15 years since you came to our country. What? Don't even have a real name? What a coincidence! Tell the truth today! Or play the queen mother, haha, brother! I want your brain to work! You're gonna kill me! Yang Yanhui (Xipi Tour Guide) was in tears before he opened his mouth! (Nishi cries deeply. ) Yang Yanhui (white) Well, I'm talking to you. Why bother you with my brother? Princess Iron Mirror (Bai), what you said, can you stop my son from peeing? Princess Yang Yanhui (white)! Princess Iron Mirror (white) said yes! Yang Yanhui Xianfei (Xipi Yuanban) listened carefully to me when I finished my hometown: My father, your official, Gao Juexian, and my mother, She Taijun, gave birth to my seven brothers. They all made an oath for the king of songs in Wutai Mountain, and Pan Renmei rode a magic car to the north. Your father held a Ssangyong banquet, and my eight brothers will go to the beach to attend the party. (Allegro Xipi) Big Brother got into trouble for King Song, and Second Brother was killed by his dagger. The third brother was lost by the horse, and my palace and myna were lost in the north. I'm Yang ... (Princess Iron Mirror is anxious to keep silent. Yang Yanhui and Princess Iron Mirror go out to see both sides together and double in. ) Iron Mirror Princess (White) Say it quickly. Yang Yanhui (crying)! Xianfei, my wife! (Xipi Yaopan) I changed my name and surname and split the word Yang to match my marriage. Iron mirror princess (white)! (xipi running water board) After listening to his words, I was sweating all over. It took me fifteen years to tell the truth today. It turns out that Yang Jiajiang changed his name and surname, missing his hometown and his own flesh and blood, and could not get together. Before I go, I will watch the ceremony and pay attention to our words in a respectful voice: sooner or later, don't blame me for being rude, and don't blame you for relaxing a lot if you don't know. Princess Yang Yanhui (white)! (Allegro Xipi) You good couples are very kind to me. Why should Princess Xian apologize too much? One day, when Yang Yanhui is sad, she will never forget this kind princess. Princess Iron Mirror (Allegro Xipi) said that there was a lot of kindness between husband and wife, and we married you thousands of miles away. Why do you frown all day? Speak your mind. Yang Yanhui (Allegro) I'm afraid to say something, because I'm very sad these days. Xiaotian went to Tianmen, and my mother came to Beifan with hay. Fairy princess, if you allow me to meet my mother and son, she will be born and become a dog and a horse. Princess Iron Mirror (Allegro Sipi), if you want to change your argument, if you want to worship Gao Tom, I won't stop you. Princess Yang Yanhui (Allegro Sipi) didn't stop her, but it was in vain without an arrow. Princess Iron Mirror (Allegro Xipi) I'm going to give you a golden arrow in case you go. The golden arrow given to me by Princess Yang Yanhui (Allegro Sipi) will be returned as soon as I see my mother. Princess Iron Mirror (Allegro Xipi) Song Ying is far from here. How can you return it overnight? Yang Yanhui (Allegro Sipi) Song Ying is far from here, so he will return it overnight. Princess Iron Mirror (Allegro Xipi) just made us swear. You can show it to heaven. Princess Yang Yanhui (Allegro Sipi) made me swear that I would kneel on the ground. If my mother doesn't look back, what about Princess Iron Mirror? Yang Yanhui (white)! (xipi rocker) Yellow sand covers the face and the bones are incomplete. Princess Iron Mirror (White) is serious! Seeing Xu's vows, the family relaxed. You pretended to be Joe in the harem. ) Princess Iron Mirror (Xipi Rocker) steals the direction and can pass the customs! (Under the iron mirror princess. ) Princess Yang Yanhui (Allegro Xipi) stole the golden arrow so that she could go to Song Ying to pay her respects. Turn around and call Fan Xiao! (Xipi Class 3) Master Xu will leave the customs immediately!