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Classic Sichuan dialect xiehouyu daquan?
Classic Sichuan dialect xiehouyu
Dried wine and bean curd-show your teeth
Steaming on bean sprouts-curl up and suffer indignities.
Pot radish-can't catch ginger * * * REINS * *
Tintin's cat * * * Dragonfly * * wants to eat cherries-her eyes are green.
* * * Can't * * * It's sunny when it rains-it's sunny when it's fake * * * *
Cats scratch-they can't get their paws off.
The tortoise cursed the tortoise-so did you.
Take off your pants and hit the tiger-shameless and deadly.
Take off your pants and hang yourself-shame on you.
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
Farting and burping-ventilation up and down
Monk Liu plays Gongpai.
What's terrible is pockmarked-there are many tricks.
Turtles fart-crack their shells
Blind people wear eyes-an extra circle
Eat peaches in the middle of the night-pick and pinch.
Old women eat bacon-quarrel
Blow the fire with a rolling pin-I can't steal it.
Fifteen camel beds-seven arches and eight warps
Wax gourd skin as a hat-moldy and dusty * * * Completely moldy * * *
The baby is wearing a suit-a big suit.
Caiyuanba old man-flies eat people
Rats drill bellows-both ends suffer from gas.
Sesame cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas
The Bell on Jie Fangbei —— The Mass View
Asako Looking in the Mirror-Personal View
Chestnuts in Haochi Street-Stir-fried and sold now
Beggars guard the road-sit down and change clothes.
I lost my way at the crossroads-it's not something that * * * knows * *
Don't take an umbrella on rainy days-the spirit is soaked to the skin.
Excerpts from Classical Sichuan Dialect Xiehouyu
The camel got wet in the rain-its back was wet.
Foreign horses * * * bicycles * * go downhill-ignore * * * and step on * * *
Spinach boiled tofu-* * green * * * two white and a half
Tian Yun hangs his pocket-pretending to be crazy * * * Wind * * *
Blow the horn at the window-the name of * * * rings outside.
Old women fight, hey-endless * * * gnashing her teeth * * *
Beans wear tofu boards.
Soak rice soup in porridge-add * * * to * * *.
Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.
Blow the fire with a rolling pin-I don't know anything.
Pick a casserole and roll off the cliff-no good.
Dragon lantern skeleton-playing with you
The dwarf crossed the river's flooded * * * Ann * * *
Shrimp Crossing the River-Modest Leadership * * * *
The chopping board for thirty nights-it must not be empty.
Planting Wheat in Winter Paddy Fields —— Strange Species * * * Yes * * *
Brush hair loss-methodical.
Hump up to sleep-both ends are unrealized.
Shit is a whip-you can't smell it or jump.
The foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long
Nail the palm to the horse-it's too far from the hoof.
Pushing a cart in the room-a dilemma
Ants on a millstone-all roads are roads.
Monk's skull-no * * * method * * *
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-unspeakable suffering
Tears in the Theater —— Worried about the ancients
Sewing the skull-blocking the needle * * * Really * * *
Blacksmith's waist-full of eyes * * * myopia * * *
Uncle's beard-ignore
The bike goes downhill-don't step on it.
Old Woman Powder —— On Immature * * * *
The old woman yawned-looking at the toothless * * * ya * * *
Scholars fight-not necessarily * * for a pen.
Two fathers fight-Hu Dou * * Hu Dou * * *
Yan Chidou-Ghost speculation * * * Noisy * *
I was wronged.
Two mothers push the mill-mother plus * * * days * * *
Scorpion umbrella-no * * law * * lawlessness.
The stone in the toilet-smelly and hard.
Pick up a handkerchief in the toilet-wipe * * open * * not your mouth.
Walking in the Lingering Room-Strange House * * * Things * * *
Belly fart-waist * * * demon * * gas
The latest classic Sichuan dialect xiehouyu
Knife tofu is smooth on both sides.
Yang Erlang's weapon-two sides and three knives
The Monkey King's offspring-the mind of the belly monkey.
Navy blue shirt-full body
Worship heaven and earth in mourning-mixed with sorrow and joy
Knocked over the toilet in the mountain-it stinks
Eyes caught in a fight-every other eye
The Night Pearl Breathes-A Clown
Monks wear hairpins-naughty
The beard on the back of the head-follow the braid * * * casually * * *
Eunuch leads the dog for a walk-inorganic six thin * * * no chicken walks the beast * * *
Gegebao eats sour cowpeas-hang up!
The plane has a treasure-high yield!
Mud is planted on the first pile-pour welding * * * pour Korea * *!
Blow your nose and pee-grab both ends!
Hang a pocket in midair-pretend to be crazy * * *!
Mouse anvil bellows-both ends suffer from gas!
The mouse climbed on the hook-calling itself!
Aunt Wang's foot binding-smelly and long!
Put Chili noodles in carrots-a foreigner can't tell * * *!
Screws have meat-in the belly!
Peas roll their asses-they meet circles!
Yellow roll crotch-not shit * * * death * * but shit * * * death * * *!
Eat baoguba in June-open a yellow cavity!
The lame * * * son went to the hospital-foot injury treatment * * * consciously * * *
Eat cowpea with clams.
Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight warping
Sprinkle pepper in the grave-hemp ghost
Don't hit the cat in the heart.
Yi Baishi dried salted duck
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