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Classic Sichuan dialect xiehouyu daquan?

Two-part allegorical sayings reflect the unique customs, traditions and national culture of the Chinese nation, taste life, understand philosophy and enhance wisdom. Do you know the classic Sichuan dialect xiehouyu? The following is a classic two-part allegorical saying in Sichuan dialect compiled by me for you. Welcome to reading.

Classic Sichuan dialect xiehouyu

Dried wine and bean curd-show your teeth

Steaming on bean sprouts-curl up and suffer indignities.

Pot radish-can't catch ginger * * * REINS * *

Tintin's cat * * * Dragonfly * * wants to eat cherries-her eyes are green.

* * * Can't * * * It's sunny when it rains-it's sunny when it's fake * * * *

Cats scratch-they can't get their paws off.

The tortoise cursed the tortoise-so did you.

Take off your pants and hit the tiger-shameless and deadly.

Take off your pants and hang yourself-shame on you.

Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha

Farting and burping-ventilation up and down

Monk Liu plays Gongpai.

What's terrible is pockmarked-there are many tricks.

Turtles fart-crack their shells

Blind people wear eyes-an extra circle

Eat peaches in the middle of the night-pick and pinch.

Old women eat bacon-quarrel

Blow the fire with a rolling pin-I can't steal it.

Fifteen camel beds-seven arches and eight warps

Wax gourd skin as a hat-moldy and dusty * * * Completely moldy * * *

The baby is wearing a suit-a big suit.

Caiyuanba old man-flies eat people

Rats drill bellows-both ends suffer from gas.

Sesame cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas

The Bell on Jie Fangbei —— The Mass View

Asako Looking in the Mirror-Personal View

Chestnuts in Haochi Street-Stir-fried and sold now

Beggars guard the road-sit down and change clothes.

I lost my way at the crossroads-it's not something that * * * knows * *

Don't take an umbrella on rainy days-the spirit is soaked to the skin.

Excerpts from Classical Sichuan Dialect Xiehouyu

The camel got wet in the rain-its back was wet.

Foreign horses * * * bicycles * * go downhill-ignore * * * and step on * * *

Spinach boiled tofu-* * green * * * two white and a half

Tian Yun hangs his pocket-pretending to be crazy * * * Wind * * *

Blow the horn at the window-the name of * * * rings outside.

Old women fight, hey-endless * * * gnashing her teeth * * *

Beans wear tofu boards.

Soak rice soup in porridge-add * * * to * * *.

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Blow the fire with a rolling pin-I don't know anything.

Pick a casserole and roll off the cliff-no good.

Dragon lantern skeleton-playing with you

The dwarf crossed the river's flooded * * * Ann * * *

Shrimp Crossing the River-Modest Leadership * * * *

The chopping board for thirty nights-it must not be empty.

Planting Wheat in Winter Paddy Fields —— Strange Species * * * Yes * * *

Brush hair loss-methodical.

Hump up to sleep-both ends are unrealized.

Shit is a whip-you can't smell it or jump.

The foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long

Nail the palm to the horse-it's too far from the hoof.

Pushing a cart in the room-a dilemma

Ants on a millstone-all roads are roads.

Monk's skull-no * * * method * * *

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-unspeakable suffering

Tears in the Theater —— Worried about the ancients

Sewing the skull-blocking the needle * * * Really * * *

Blacksmith's waist-full of eyes * * * myopia * * *

Uncle's beard-ignore

The bike goes downhill-don't step on it.

Old Woman Powder —— On Immature * * * *

The old woman yawned-looking at the toothless * * * ya * * *

Scholars fight-not necessarily * * for a pen.

Two fathers fight-Hu Dou * * Hu Dou * * *

Yan Chidou-Ghost speculation * * * Noisy * *

I was wronged.

Two mothers push the mill-mother plus * * * days * * *

Scorpion umbrella-no * * law * * lawlessness.

The stone in the toilet-smelly and hard.

Pick up a handkerchief in the toilet-wipe * * open * * not your mouth.

Walking in the Lingering Room-Strange House * * * Things * * *

Belly fart-waist * * * demon * * gas

The latest classic Sichuan dialect xiehouyu

Knife tofu is smooth on both sides.

Yang Erlang's weapon-two sides and three knives

The Monkey King's offspring-the mind of the belly monkey.

Navy blue shirt-full body

Worship heaven and earth in mourning-mixed with sorrow and joy

Knocked over the toilet in the mountain-it stinks

Eyes caught in a fight-every other eye

The Night Pearl Breathes-A Clown

Monks wear hairpins-naughty

The beard on the back of the head-follow the braid * * * casually * * *

Eunuch leads the dog for a walk-inorganic six thin * * * no chicken walks the beast * * *

Gegebao eats sour cowpeas-hang up!

The plane has a treasure-high yield!

Mud is planted on the first pile-pour welding * * * pour Korea * *!

Blow your nose and pee-grab both ends!

Hang a pocket in midair-pretend to be crazy * * *!

Mouse anvil bellows-both ends suffer from gas!

The mouse climbed on the hook-calling itself!

Aunt Wang's foot binding-smelly and long!

Put Chili noodles in carrots-a foreigner can't tell * * *!

Screws have meat-in the belly!

Peas roll their asses-they meet circles!

Yellow roll crotch-not shit * * * death * * but shit * * * death * * *!

Eat baoguba in June-open a yellow cavity!

The lame * * * son went to the hospital-foot injury treatment * * * consciously * * *

Eat cowpea with clams.

Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight warping

Sprinkle pepper in the grave-hemp ghost

Don't hit the cat in the heart.

Yi Baishi dried salted duck