Opportunity cold joke

One day, a psychopath saw a man in the street with a gun. He raised his gun and asked, "How much is 1 plus 1?"

Passerby: "2."

So he was killed. . . . . .

Patient: "You know too much! ~~~~"

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One day, a banana was walking in the street, hungry, ate itself, and then it slipped. . . . . .