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How are plants made?

1. How plants are made. The three of them were chatting, and they talked about who could calm down more. A boasted: I can meditate all day; B said: I picked my ears several times while riding a roller coaster; C was not to be outdone: I think back then, I stayed in the hospital for ten years without opening my eyes or talking, and finally realized How are plants made? 2. A daughter who knows how to coax her mother. My three-year-old daughter went shopping with me. My daughter suddenly hugged me and said, "Mom, when I grow up and make money, I will buy you a car. I will just buy a bicycle myself." Thank you, dear daughter!" I was elated. "You're welcome, just buy me some candies now." 3. Grandma's birthday gift I asked my son, "Tomorrow is my grandma's 60th birthday, what gift do you want to give her?" My son said, "I want to give it to her. A big bag of salt for grandma. "I asked: "Why?" My son replied: "Because grandma likes to eat salt. She always says that she eats more salt than I eat." 4. The stewardess and my cousin saw it on TV. Several flight attendants appeared, and my son asked: "Dad, what is a flight attendant?" I told him: "A flight attendant is a staff member who serves in the air." My son exclaimed in surprise: "Ah? That cousin must be in a watch shop. Working!