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Excerpts and famous sentences and paragraphs of every time in a dream of red mansions
The first time, Zhen Shiyin was a psychic, and Jia Yucun was pregnant with a beautiful family
The second time, Mrs. Jia died, Yangzhou City, Leng Zixing gave a speech at Rongguo Mansion
The third time, I asked my brother-in-law to teach my grandson, Jia Mu, to cherish my orphan daughter
The fourth time, the unlucky woman was biased towards the unlucky Lang Hulu monk, and the gourd case was judged indiscriminately
The fifth time, I traveled to the dreamland,
the sixth time Jia Baoyu tried sex for the first time, granny Liu entered the Rong Guo mansion
the seventh time she sent a palace flower, Jia Lian's play, Xifeng's banquet, and Baoyu's meeting in Ningfu, Qin Zhong
the eighth time she was slightly more than a psychic Jin Ying, and she found Baochai and Daiyu half sour
the ninth time she fell in love with a romantic friend, and she became a suspected urchin, making trouble at school
The tenth time, Jin widow's greedy right was humiliated, and Zhang Tai-yi See Xifeng Jia Rui at a family dinner in Chenning Mansion
The twelfth time Wang Xifeng set up a lovesickness bureau, and Jia Tianxiang was looking at the wind and moon
The thirteenth time Qin Keqing closed the dragon and banned Wang Xifeng to assist Ningguo Mansion
The fourteenth time Lin Ruhai donated the museum, called on the Northern King of Jia Baoyu Road in Yangzhou City
The fifteenth time Wang Fengjie seized power in the iron sill temple, and Qin Jingqing's interesting steamed bread temple
The sixteenth time. Qin jingqing passed away on Huangquan Road
The 17th session of the Grand View Garden was titled Rongguofu returned to the province to celebrate the Lantern Festival
The 18th session of the Emperor's favor was heavy, and the parents of Yuanfei Province showed their talents
The 19th session of the Qing Dynasty was devoted to the beautiful night, and the meaning of the words continued to be quiet, and the jade was fragrant
The 2th session of Wang Xifeng was righteous and jealous, and Lin Daiyu's clever words teased her charming voice
The 21st session of the Xian attacked people and praised Baoyu's beauty. Saving Jia Lian by words
Listening to Qu Wenbao's riddle made by Yu Wu Zen machine, Jia Zheng's sorrowful words
Listening to Wonderful Words in the West Chamber, Talking about Drama, Peony Pavilion, Yan Qu, Police's Heart
Drunk King Kong's light wealth, being righteous and chivalrous, and his crazy daughter's love affair
Listening to Yan Magic's uncle and sister-in-law in five ghosts, meeting two truths in a dream of red mansions
Setting up the Honeycomb Bridge, setting up words and conveying honey, meaning Make a love affair
The 27th time, Didi Cuiting, Yang Fei plays a butterfly, buries a fragrant burial mound, swallows cry and remains red
The 28th time, Jiang Yuhan presents a love gift to Qian Xiang, Luo Xuebaochai, a shame cage and a red musk deer string
The 29th time, she enjoys the happiness of others and prays for the happiness of infatuated women.
The 3th time, Baochai borrows a fan with a double-knock, and strokes her infatuation and leaves the office
The 31st time, she tears a fan to make daughter laugh suffer from
Thirty-two times, I complained that Baoyu was fascinated by my heart and my heart, and I died with shame.
Thirty-three times, I was worried about my hands and feet, and my lips were not good.
Thirty-four times, I advised my brother by mistake because of my emotional sister's mistake.
Thirty-five times, I tasted the lotus leaf soup, and Huang Jinying skillfully knotted plum blossoms.
Thirty-six times, I embroidered Yuanyang's dream, and it was bright red. Thirty-seven times in the autumn, Shuang Zhai accidentally married Haitang Society, and the night was devoted to chrysanthemum
Thirty-eight times in Lin Xiaoxiang's poem of winning chrysanthemum, Xue Heng Wu's satire and crab chant
Thirty-nine times in the village, grandma was talking nonsense, and my brother was partial to the root cause
Forty times in Shi Taijun's two banquets in the Grand View Garden, Jin Yuanyang's three-announcement tooth brand order
Forty-one times in gathering Cuian tea, plum blossom and snow, Yihong Garden robbed a female locust. Heng Wu jun LAN Yan dispels doubts, Xiao Xiangzi is elegant and ridiculous, and makes up the fragrance
Forty-third time for leisure and fun, I can't save Jin Qingshou's feelings for the time being, but I can't pinch the soil for fragrance
Forty-fourth time for unexpected events, Xifeng spilled vinegar and was overjoyed, Pinger made up her makeup
Forty-fifth time for Jin Lanqi to dissect each other's Jin Lanyu's words
Forty-sixth time for embarrassing people, it's inevitable to be embarrassed. The foolish overlord flirts and suffers bitter beatings, and the husband is afraid of disaster and walks away from home
The forty-eighth time he indulges in love, misunderstands entertainment, and entertains the graceful girl's elegant collection of bitter poems
The forty-ninth time he cut the fishy smell in the glazed world, and the white snow, red plum, powder and fragrant baby
The fiftieth time he fought for the impromptu poem, warmed the fragrant dock, and made the spring lantern riddle
The fifty-first time he made up a new poem by Xue Xiaomei, and Hu Yong doctor used tiger and wolf medicine indiscriminately < p Children's feelings cover up shrimp's bracelets and brave Qingwen's illness to make up birds' golden qius
Fifty-third time back to Ningguo Mansion, New Year's Eve Festival, ancestral hall, Rongguo Mansion, and Lantern Festival, and a banquet was held
Fifty-fifth time back to insult the mother's daughter and foolish concubine, to fight for idleness and bully the young master, to save danger
Fifty-sixth time back to explore the spring and promote the benefits and eliminate the disadvantages of lodging, Baochai Xiaohui was overall
Love words are busy. Yuci menstruation loves words to comfort idiots.
Fifty-eighth back to apricot, false phoenix, crying, false phoenix, false phoenix, and false screen window, true feelings, stupid reason
Fifty-ninth back to Liu Yezhu's edge, Chen Ying, Yan Jiang, Yun Xuan, calling the generals to fly
Sixtieth back to jasmine powder, attracting poria cocos cream for removing rose nitrate and rose dew
Sixty-first back to throw a mousetrap, Baoyu's affection and spoils, and sentenced him Yaoyin stays in Xiangling's love for pomegranate skirt
Sixty-third time, Shouyihong Qunfang holds a banquet to die, then the golden elixir dies alone, and the relatives mourn
Sixty-fourth time, the sad topic of a quiet lady is five beautiful songs, and the love of a prodigal son is left behind in Jiulong Pei
Sixty-fifth time, Jia Er-she secretly marries You Er-yi You Sanjie, thinking of marrying Liu Erlang
Sixty-sixth time, the little sister is ashamed to return to hell, and Erlang is cold, Li Wen's Secret Story Feng Jiexun's Family Children
Back to 68, the bitter mother earned money in the Grand View Garden, and Feng Sister made a scene in Ningguo Mansion
Back to 69, she got small and exquisite, used her sword to kill people, and she died of swallowing gold
Back to 7, Lin Daiyu rebuilt the Peach Blossom Club, and Shi Xiangyun accidentally filled in catkins
Back to 71, people had bad feelings, and Yuanyang women had no intention of meeting Yuanyang
Back to 72, Wang Xifeng said that she was ashamed Come and prosper, the wife will get married by relying on the power
The seventy-third time, the foolish girl mistakenly picks up the embroidery of the spring bag, and the coward doesn't ask the tired golden phoenix
The seventy-fourth time, she confuses and inspects the Daguan Garden, the Yagujie Society, and the Juening State House
The seventy-fifth time, she holds a night banquet, and gives a sad sound to appreciate the new words in the Mid-Autumn Festival
The seventy-sixth time, the flute in the protruding blue hall feels sad, and the poems in the concave crystal hall are sad and Back to the seventy-eighth time, the old bachelor made up the word Lotus.
Back to the seventy-ninth time, Xue Wenlong regretted marrying Jia Yingchun, a lion from Hedong, and married Zhongshan Wolf by mistake.
Back to the eightieth time, Mei Xiangling succumbed to the greed of her husband, and Wang Daoshi made up her wife.
Back to the eighty-first time, she occupied Wang Xiang, four beautiful fishes and served strict words twice, and entered the school.
Eighty-second time. The nightmare of soul shock
Back to the eighty-third provincial palace, Princess Jia Yuanfei got sick and made trouble, and Xue Baochai swallowed her voice
Back to the eighty-fourth trial, Baoyu began to raise relatives and explore the wind, and Jia Huan became angry again
Back to the eighty-fifth session, Jia Cunzhou reported that he was promoted to be a doctor and Xue Wenqi was sent back to exile
Back to the eighty-sixth session, an old official who was bribed privately turned over his conviction and sent a leisurely lady a book to solve the piano. Evil spirits
Back to the 88th session, Bo Ting celebrated Baoyu's praise for orphans' home rule, Jia Zhen whipped his servant
Back to the 89th session, the dead were writing lyrics in the childe's snake shadow cup, bowing and bowing, and making a unique grain
Back to the ninetieth session, the poor girl lost her cotton clothes, and she was able to bear the noise and send fruit, and Xiao Lang was surprised and ill-conceived
Back to the ninetieth session, the prostitute worked to design a cloth puzzle, and Baoyu talked nonsense about Zen <
Back to the 93rd time, Zhen's servant took refuge in Jia Jia's Shuiyue Temple and overturned the romantic case
Back to the 94th time, the flower-watching demon of Haitang and Jia Jia lost Baoyu's psychic knowledge of strange disasters
Back to the 95th time, the real Baoyu went crazy because of the false princess's death
Back to the 96th time, she kept the news that Xifeng had set up a conspiracy to vent her mysterious nature
Back to the 97th time, Lin Daiyu burned the manuscript.
Back to 98th, the soul of bitter crimson pearl leaves the place where it hates heaven, and the god Ying tears and scatters lovesickness.
Back to 99th, the guard officer admonishes the evil slave, making an exception and reading the mansion newspaper, and my old uncle is at his own risk.
Back to 1th, Xiangling married Baoyu with deep hatred.
Back to 11st, the moonlight vigil in the Grand View Garden, the ghost sign in the Scattered Flower Temple was a sign.
Back to 12nd, Ningguo House, the flesh
The 13rd time Jin Gui set herself on fire, and the Zen Rain Village was empty and met the old
The 14th time drunken King Kong Loach gave birth to a big wave idiot, and the rest of the pain touched the previous situation
The 15th time Jin Yi Army raided Ningguo Mansion, and the horse ambassador impeached Pingan Prefecture
The 16th time Wang Xifeng was ashamed of the disaster, Jia Taijun prayed for heaven to eliminate the disaster
The 17th time scattered the rest of the capital, Jia Mu knew the righteousness. Mu Tian-en
The 18th time, I had a strong laugh, Heng Wu celebrated my birthday, died and lingered, Xiaoxiang heard ghosts crying
The 19th time, Hou Fang's soul, Wu Er, accepted the wrong love, paid back the bad debts and welcomed the female to return to the true yuan
The 11th time, Shi Taijun's birthday ended up with Wang Fengjie's efforts to lose people's hearts
The 111th time, Yuanyang's female became a martyr, and the dog and slave bullied the sky. Kanqiu Zhao's concubine went to Mingcao
The 113th time to confess her grievances, and Feng entrusted the village to release her old regrets, and the maid felt infatuated.
The 114th time, Wang Xifeng returned to Jinling from a fantasy, and Zhen Yingjia was gracious and returned to the Jade Que
The 115th time, she was confused, favoring others, cherishing spring's vector, and proving that the same kind of Baoyu had lost his knowledge.
The 116th time, she got a psychic magic mirror, realizing the fairy edge, and sent her kindness. The gathering party's evil son alone
Back to the 118th, I was slightly suspicious of my uncle and brother bullying the policewoman, riddles, wives and concubines admonishing the idiot
Back to the 119th, Kui Baoyu in Zhongxiang had a dusty relationship with Huang En Jia Yan Shize
Back to the 12th, I went to Zhen Shiyin to elaborate on the false feelings. Jia Yucun attributed it to a Dream of Red Mansions
Everything is clear and learned, and people are well-trained.
The person who buried the flowers today laughs. Who did he know when he buried them?
a hundred-footed worm dies without becoming stiff.
the solitary mark is proud of the world, and whoever hides it is as late as the flower.
stealing a pear core is three cents, and borrowing a plum blossom soul.
The authorities were too clever to count your life.
no sad songs for me, I don't know whether the flowers fall or the people die!
leave him alone! It will be all right in a moment.
a long shed is built thousands of miles away, and there is no banquet that never ends.
That Baoyu is a lampstand-he can see others, but he can't see himself. I only know that people are dirty, this is his house, and it will be more indecent for you to spoil it. "(A Dream of Red Mansions 1)
Caixia gritted her teeth and poked a finger at his head, saying," You have no conscience! The dog bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know good or bad. " (Story 25 of A Dream of Red Mansions)
Xifeng said with a smile, "It's already the fourth watch outside. As far as I'm concerned, our ancestors are exhausted, so we should let the deaf set off firecrackers-let's go." (Story 54 of A Dream of Red Mansions)
Xi-feng said with a smile, "I said they would be fine without anyone's trouble. If my ancestors don't believe me, they must ask me to make peace. When I got there, I wanted to make up, but two people fell in one place and made an apology. Laughing at each other is like "Ying Huang has caught the kite's foot", and both of them are buckled, so there is no need for anyone to talk about it. " (3 chapters of A Dream of Red Mansions)
Grandmother Jia said, "I don't believe it, or you are haunted. Now you have to say,' Camels have run out of the flock-only you are big'. You will make a fuss again. " (Story of the Dream of Red Mansions 88)
Liu spat: "... but your aunt and two or three relatives are in charge, so why don't you ask for what they want? Come and ask for it from me. This is' the barn mouse and the old man go to borrow food-there are no guards, and there are flying ones'. " (Story 61 of A Dream of Red Mansions)
Jia Zhen said with a smile, "So their crops are honest, and they don't know what's going on inside, and the cypress wood is used as a hammer-it's decent outside but bitter inside." (Story 53 of A Dream of Red Mansions)
Xifeng said, "That's not true. Your hands are narrow, and I know it very well. Why did I make you work for nothing? If you want me to accept this thing, you must explain it to me first. If it's so revealing with bones (hesitating), I won't accept it. " (Story of the Dream of Red Mansions 88)
Xi-feng said, "... You know, which of all these housekeepers in our family is troublesome?" They joke when they are wrong, and complain when they are wrong. Sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight, killing with a sword, drawing wind and blowing fire, standing on the dry shore and pushing down an oil bottle without helping are all martial arts. " (Story 16 of A Dream of Red Mansions)
Tanchun
The cold grass in the setting sun brings heavy doors, and the moss spreads the basin after the rain.
Jade is hard to be clean in spirit, and snow is easy to be captivated.
My heart is a little delicate and weak, and my beautiful image has traces in the middle of the night.
Don't say that the immortal can feather, and my passion will accompany me to sing the dusk. Ice and snow attract the dew to build the soul.
Only when you are pale can you know that flowers are more colorful, but when you are worried, you can get jade without trace.
If you want to repay the white emperor with cleanliness, you will feel faint when you are silent.
Baoyu's autumn looks pale and reflects the heavy door, and his seven knots are full of snow.
When you take a bath, it's too real to make a shadow, and you can hold Xizi Jade as your soul.
There is no breeze. Clear the anvil and complain about the flute to send the evening away.
Daiyu
Half-rolled the curtain of Xiang and half-covered the door, grinding the ice into earth and jade as a basin.
Stealing the pear core for three minutes, and borrowing a wisp of plum blossom soul.
The fairy in the Moon Cave sewed the gown, and the female in always in my heart wiped the crow marks in autumn.
Who was shy and silently complained to? I was tired of leaning on the west wind night. < p If you don't care about a beautiful girl, you will leave your soul.
In autumn, there is snow in the shade, and rain stains add to the night marks.
However, I like the poet's tireless singing, which makes my loneliness faint.
Secondly, it's better to be in a corner than in a pot.
Flowers are hard to find a mate because they are happy and clean, and people are sad for autumn.
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