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Ask some jokes about penguins

1. One day, all kinds of poultry had a meeting, and chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys and crows all came. At this time, the penguin passed by the door again. Seeing that people were so busy, he said, "I want to join in! I want to participate! " The chicken at the door doesn't know penguins, so it slams the door. The penguin cried sadly outside, "I am a bird!" " I am a bird! "

2. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

3. Penguin GG and Penguin MM went on a date. Penguin MM hasn't arrived at the date yet. Penguin GG has been looking around ... left, right ... left, right ... penguin MM came and saw penguin GG like this. I was angry! A slap in the face came and scolded: "You fucking think you are logging in to QQ!"

A penguin was found stealing and was surrounded by the police. After bing called pol.ice, the penguin picked up a yellow round shield and walked to pol. The ice is aboveboard. As a result, a bunch of pol. Ice swarmed in, caught the penguin and beat it. The penguin cried innocently, Why can you see me? Why are you looking at me? I'm fucking invisible, right?

I'll tell you a joke: Do you know why the penguin's belly is white? The answer is: because it can only reach its own stomach when taking a bath …

6. I took my niece to polar museum to see penguins some time ago. My little mother took my hand curiously and asked, "Aunt, why are all penguins here boys?" I said, "How come? There must be a female penguin in it ... "She curled her lips unhappily." No, I know, all female penguins wear bows on their heads! "