Any funny things or jokes? If you don’t laugh, you will soon become a vegetative state.

A farmer spent a lot of money to buy a batch of hens and wanted to make money by selling eggs. Unexpectedly, the hens were listless and never laid eggs. He was very anxious and went to consult an expert. After the expert asked about the situation, he told him: "Chickens are also animals and have physiological needs, so you should buy another batch of roosters." But the farmer had spent a lot of money and only had enough money in his pocket to buy a rooster. He had no choice but to buy a rooster. Facing hundreds of hens that looked like wolves and tigers, the rooster was determined to kill the thieves, but was unable to save himself. He collapsed from exhaustion after a few moments.

The farmer thought hard and came up with a good idea. He took out the Viagra that he had kept for a long time and originally planned to take it for himself, mixed it with the chicken feed, and fed it to the rooster. After taking Viagra, the rooster became even more powerful, and it took less than a day to kill all the hens in the chicken farm. After the hens get the nourishment of love, they lay eggs much more diligently.

Unexpectedly, the next day the rooster was still very energetic and jumped over the fence to the duck house on the farm next door and killed all the hundreds of ducks. On the third day, the rooster was still unstoppable and flew across the river to the goose farm on the opposite farm and killed all the hundreds of geese.

Finally, when the farmer went out on the fourth day, he saw the rooster lying on the ground, dying. There are several goshawks circling in the sky, waiting for the opportunity to pounce down for a meal. The farmer's eyes turned red, and thinking of the rooster's great contribution to the revolutionary cause, he decided to collect the rooster's body.

The farmer walked up to the rooster and said with tears: "I am the one who hurt you." Unexpectedly, the rooster said: "Shh, don't make any sound. I'll wait for those eagles to come down." They get it done.