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Classic funny jokes about hot weather

The hot summer is here, and the heat is unbearable. What are some jokes about the hot weather? Come with me to complain.

1. The weather is too hot! I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept! The car started by itself without ignition! I met someone on the road Strangers looked at each other and became acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after finishing the numbers! Please pay attention to preventing heatstroke!

2. Thousands of miles of steaming, thousands of miles of braised, look inside and outside the main city, red The sun is so hot that all major districts and counties are basically scorched. In-house sauna, sweat bath, and teppanyaki while lying down. On the street, looking at suspender skirts, they look particularly enchanting. The temperature is so high that countless beauties show their waists. Cherish the students from other places, asking for leave is ineffective, major colleges and universities are uneasy about the air conditioning, a generation of geniuses, African foreign teachers, look up to the sky and say that they can't stand it. It’s all over, let’s take a look at the locals and shake it with a cattail leaf fan!

3. The person who invites you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-and-death acquaintance, and the conversation must be about life-long matters.

4. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory, and giving him a small fan to see how long he can survive? When the electric fan turns into a hair dryer, I I feel like life has lost its meaning.

5. If you walk around in the high temperature, your hair will become curled. When you go out to meet, you will definitely be friends of life and death, and those who hug you warmly will definitely be enemies. Take a handful of Taishang Laojun's elixir, and you can practice it. Fierce eyes!

6. Do you know why it rains on hot days? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed buns?

7. Four years of college and a thousand journeys of tears , hot in summer, frost in winter, air-conditioning and refrigerator are all a luxury! Looking at the history of learning to heal the wounds, the bag reflects the snow, the wall is chiseled, and who dares to be Gou Jian's bed salary. The Overlord of Chu and Liu Bang of Han all slept on camp beds throughout the world. It’s a long summer this year, and the library is doubly cool.

8. I was also an infatuated person back then, but the sun was too big, too hot, too crazy, and I dried myself alive?

9. Summer is here, and a group of cicadas can’t stand it. The heat is so hot that it calls B for a while and T for a while?

10. If I die in school, brothers, please remember to collect the body. Thank you for your hard work! There must be air conditioning in the coffin?

11. A college student said: I was walking on campus today and heard a black international student asking: When will we have a holiday? It’s too hot in Hangzhou and I want to go back to Africa.

12. The high temperature has continued in recent days, and reporters interviewed citizens. Ask a black man: Can you tell me whether it is Jinan fever or African fever? The black man replied: I repeat, I am not from Africa, I got my tan in Jinan!

13. Friends are here I had clients outside, and they complained to me via QQ. I felt distressed, so I immediately stood up and took two steps to call him: "Are you too hot?" I'm standing next to the air conditioner. Listen, it's the sound of cold wind at 20 degrees Celsius. ?

14. Do you know how hot it is today?! There was an old lady touching porcelain on the road today. She just lay down on the road and suddenly stood up! Because the ground is too hot!

15. It’s been very hot for a few days, and a few friends were chatting about the weather in the QQ group. A said: It’s too hot here, it’s killing cicadas. Person B said: It’s very hot here too, and walking feels like my feet are being heated on a teppanyaki. C said: It’s so hot here that not only people can’t bear it, but the sunflowers don’t even dare to raise their heads.

16. Last night, my weird wife suddenly said to me: Your Majesty, I have something to ask of you! But it doesn’t matter. ?Please put me in the cold palace, I can't stand it anymore, it's too hot today!? Me?

17. Dou E was ordered to be executed in the street. Before the execution, the weather in June and July turned out to be... The cold wind blew and snowflakes drifted. The people who were watching were stunned, and then they all knelt at the feet of the executioner. "Sir, please show mercy," the people kowtowed and cried bitterly, "Can you take her back and kill her again tomorrow? It's so cool." ?

18. Now I realize, "Where can I stay cool?" It is really not a curse word. This is definitely the most sincere care and the most hidden love.

19. In Hangzhou, there is no need to cook hot dry noodles, you can no longer buy raw eggs, you can wear clothes after washing, and there is no need to ignite the car when starting it?

20. Summer is here No, when I was poor I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind?