Ask for funny jokes, the kind that can spray rice, preferably new. Oh, the more the better. Thank you.

1, a high school student, worked as a toll collector at an expressway after graduation. One day, a Japanese man came to his window and asked for directions. Japanese fluent English made him unable to understand a word, but a strong sense of patriotism told him not to lose face in front of the Japanese, so he just smiled and nodded: "Yes, yes, yes ~!" " "Then the Japanese rode his bike on the highway. . .

2. A couple chatted on QQ. The woman used 4M broadband at home and the man used 2.5G campus network at school. Woman: Do you love me? The man didn't respond. The woman asked again: Do you have any other women at school? M: Yes! Of course! Woman: You did it to me. Were you ever in love with me？ Man: That's impossible! ! As a result, they broke up.

3. Go out to play with your boyfriend. Hit a car. It was very hot at noon, and the sun was quite sunny in the car. Then I lay on my boyfriend's lap and asked him to block the sun for me. Boyfriend: "Look, Master, this is my ancestor, and I want to support it ..." The driver was very happy and asked, "Are you married?" Boyfriend: "Not yet." Driver: "That's for …" Me: "That's not for you … to get married." The driver said, "Who will feed the caught fish?" I ...

4. A domestic company recruited a Japanese as the operation director, and said to his subordinates on the first day of work, "I am an overtime maniac, I hope everyone will cooperate with me." A month later, he returned to Japan, and the last sentence was: "It's inhuman for you to work overtime like this."