The most popular funny talk about mood phrases

The most popular funny mood phrase

1. Tell you not to push me. If you are pushing me, I will pretend to be dead for you!

2. if you don't spit the grape skin when eating grapes, you may have diarrhea! Don't eat grapes until you spit grape skins. You are a magician!

3. Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be 13 deep

4. I really want to take my size 36 shoes to your size 42 face

5. Creations don't make people, only making love can make people.

6. Break the wife's life tenure system and implement the aunt's shareholding system. Introduce miss competition system and promote lover contract system.

7. Ten years ago, I watched idol dramas with relish, and when there was an advertisement in the middle, I went to the toilet at once. Ten years later, I watched advertisements with relish, and when there was an idol drama, I went to the toilet at once.

8. Look at Japan, where 1.5% of the world's population produces 9% of the world's porn.

9. I stare at your eyes and find the loneliness of dark black. You say it's because the night is too short. When you stare at my eyes, you find a fiery thorn. I say it's because I sleep on an electric mattress and get angry.

1. In life, everyone is an actor, and the person who plays B is only the best among them.

11. The 7-year-old man married a little wife. Old man: it's as simple as playing mahjong-eat less, touch more, and touch and shoot hard.

12. The zoo was chosen for the first party after graduation. Everyone agrees that only here can we feel that we are still individuals! Live my life that's not so bad.

13. Xifeng finally got married! The groom is mighty! Harm the people!

14. Acne has a broken face.

15. If there is no accident, I believe that you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter. I advise you to save it. My 18 e-mails are flooded with love letters from beautiful women, and there is no room for you.

16. Don't be so kind to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

17. You should have been heartless long ago, and you don't have to be heartbroken now.

18. On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly cried: Don't squeeze! Stop squeezing! Squeeze out all the milk! She is holding yogurt. The funniest mood phrase

1. Stupid is too smart!

2. Boss, come to a bowl and burst into tears.

3. A man can rely on it, but a sow can climb a tree.

4. The most ordinary love is the most reliable.

5. Men's minds are all inflated by grievances!

6. The phone bill and traffic gave birth to a child called downtime.

7. I never write typos, but I write generic words.

8. Earn other people's money and let poverty go to hell.

9. Get out of here as far as your thoughts are!

1. I choose to love you, but you choose to love her.

11. As long as the hoe dances well, which corner can't be dug down?

12. You should sleep with the person you dream of when you wake up.

13. It's my bad luck to meet you at the best age.

14. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

15. There are fewer and fewer heart-to-heart, and mating is getting earlier and earlier.

16. Well, come back when you go back to sprinkle a bag of urine and rinse your mouth!

17. I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

18. I like to think about the impossible before going to bed.

19. Give me an atomic bomb and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

2. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the last day of National Day.

21. If it can't be amazing, it's so ugly.

22. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I want to cry.

23. Boys should grin instead of pouting.

24. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

25. I'm already very happy, because I met you so deeply.

26. If you have nothing to do, you should learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!

27, but with graces granted by heaven and not to be concealed, had to crustily skin of head handsome.

28. Life is like a super girl, and all the people who carry it to the end are pure men.

29. What am I thinking? What are you still imagining? Destined to be predestined!

3. sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter, but you just like coquettish.

31. Drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself on the rope, and the person who jumped off the building waved a handkerchief to see him off.

32. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

33. This won't happen, and that won't happen. It's two things that I won't do in my life.

34. I'm really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

35. We can't be born together, but we can harm the whole life together.

36. Who are you making that expression with? Is the loan I owe you due or something?

37. Teacher, you are great. You know that we won't listen, but you have to pretend to be strong.

38. Hold the child by the hand and drag it away. Son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

39. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.

4, unrequited love is not equipped with anti-aircraft guns radar, silently locked the enemy plane.

41. Fallen is not terrible. What is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

42. I am prone on the book. It doesn't matter whether I study or not. The key is to have a posture.

43. I passed you but you didn't know it was me, because I turned my head away.

44. May I ask you the way? Where are you going? Into your heart.

45. If I can't die in her heart, then let her die in my hands.

46. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

47. It's impossible to steal happiness, but it's still possible to steal weight.

48. Buddha said that as long as you have a lesson in your heart, you don't skip class wherever you go. I had an epiphany.

49. I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

5. When I was in The Pursuit of Happyness, I was afraid that I wouldn't be at home, so I always stayed at home.

51. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still gave me the thumbs-up

52. I am the gum in your hair, and you want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

53. There are so many paradoxes in the world of love that even if you are careful, you may not get full marks.

54. It's obvious that the school scum system has to start some school bully mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a special card.

55. Find someone who can make you laugh. I'm not suitable for you. I can only make you handsome and cry.

56. You must scold me because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

57. Let's toss a coin to bet that heads you will be my boyfriend and tails I will be your girlfriend.

58. When you have money, you say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that money is saved.

59. There are some focuses on shoulders and backs, and some focus on hooking and lapping.

6. A knowing smile, a comforting word and a needless hug are enough. .

61. Why do you think my heart is beating so fast? Thanks to my thick throat, I can jump out with my thin throat.

62. Everyone needs someone around him who goes out to play as an excuse, and parents will be relieved to hear it.

63. The new version of dichlorvos is delicious and tonic. Open the lid and have another bottle! Gifts on holidays are excellent.

64. The students who play mobile phones in front remind the students who talk in the middle not to disturb the students who sleep in the back.

65. Why should I join a weight-loss class when the coach told me to wear loose clothes?

66. One day I met my old self, and I will definitely slap it. You've done too many wrong things.

67. Please be careful when you ask me about my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't force me to do anything.

68. How did you get to the front of the most crowded bus and then get squeezed to the last

69. At the strong request of the old man, the driver finally gave up his position. . .

7. Counter-offer is like falling in love. The highest level is boldness and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to make a move when it is time.

71. One day, and 8 met in the street. took a disdainful look at 8 and said: If you are fat, you will be fat. Why wear a belt?

72. I said: Have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I have overtime!

73. I've been wondering why the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who has not even educated minors, but also wants to educate adults.

74. Last night, I wrote a sentence that I felt very good about myself: Be happy and secure in this life! I asked my deskmate to read it. Unexpectedly, he read it backwards.

75. Do you remember the clapping circle of the children's channel? Yes. What did that sentence say? Pop with me.

76. I remember that in high school, once in class, the head teacher made a slip of the tongue and said those who had attended my class were those who had attended my class. . .

77. Life is only a few decades. I will constantly fill the time and space I have with happiness and ignore all unhappiness. And you are the source of my happiness.

78. Fate made me know you, just like finding an embroidery needle in the vast sea, more like finding a female monkey who can't climb trees in the zoo.

79. I am very distressed that I haven't received your message for a long time. I thought of death, and I used potato chips to cut my pulse; Hit your head with tofu; Jump over the building with a parachute; Hanging with noodles.

8. Cao Cao took his youngest son to see Zhuge Liang, and met Zhuge Liang. Cao Cao tax: I brought my youngest son to see you. Zhuge Liang said with a smile, I'm coming as soon as I come. What fruit are you bringing? Talk about classic pop jokes

1. Get out of here and get out of here.

second, spitting is used for counting money, not for reasoning.

third, you said you would wait for me to come back, but you did, and you found someone to wait with.

Fourth, special people never say that they are special, like me.

5. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live lowly for their ideals.

6. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

7. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for more than 2 years!

eight, the original everlasting, just a misunderstanding.

9. Look at other people's stories and keep your own tears.

ten, the ship will sink naturally when it hits the bridge.

eleven, don't digress so far, who can guarantee that you will live to that day.

it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

XIII. The greatest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

Fourteen, your life can be summed up in only eight words-absurd to be born and timid to die.

fifteen, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I lived by the rules for so many years.

XVII. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How many of them are true?

eighteen, a woman without talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

nineteen, don't look for me if there is nothing, and don't look for me if there is anything!

2. You can roll away as far as your thoughts are. You can roll as fast as the speed of light.

21. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

twenty-two, get on the thief's boat and go with the thief.

23. I am convinced that a man will come to this world to accept my torture.

24. The world belongs to us and the children, but in the end it belongs to the grandchildren.

twenty-five, play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically!

twenty-six, waiting is the first old life.

27. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

28. I am small-minded but not lacking. I have a good temper, but not without it.

XXIX. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me.

3. Chopping wires with a kitchen knife, sparks and lightning all the way.

thirty-one, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.

thirty-two, do all the bad things you can while you are young. There are only a few years left. The most fashionable and funny phrase

1. When I miss you, I think that so many people in the world are like you.

2. The wind is so strong today that my heart is cold.

3. Boring people do boring things, say boring things and miss boring people.

4, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!

5. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless lovers.

6. Money is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but it's gone when you use it.

7. When I woke up, I thought I had grown taller, but it turned out that the quilt cover was horizontal.

8. The temptation to go home told those mistresses that behind you, there would definitely be the next mistress to replace you.

9, puppy love is not love, learn to treat yourself well

1, wallet, wallet, what's wrong with you? Thin day by day! You can't have wallet cirrhosis, can you?

11. Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good-looking, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well.

12. When you feel insignificant, think about your goals. When you are self-righteous, try whether you can call the shots.

13. We are all sharpshooters, and each bullet kills a comrade-in-arms.

14. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me kick to the death.

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