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Jokes and jokes: My daughter is no longer a virgin_laughing until my stomach hurts_hilarious to make my girlfriend happy
Xiao Wang’s wife was about to give birth to a baby, but Xiao Wang couldn’t hold himself back and said to his wife: Wife... I want her so much. My wife said: Please, if you bear it for a while, you will die... But Xiao Wang really couldn't bear it anymore, so he pushed his wife to the bed and started to harden her hard. Halfway through, my wife suddenly shouted: No, no... I'm going to give birth. So Xiao Wang hurriedly sent his wife to the hospital. Xiao Wang was walking around nervously outside. When he saw the doctor coming out, he quickly went up to ask about the situation. The doctor said: Mr. Wang, there is good news and bad news...Which one do you want to hear first? Xiao Wang asked nervously: Good news! The doctor said: Your wife gave birth to a daughter, and the delivery went smoothly, mother and daughter are safe... Xiao Wang breathed a sigh of relief and thought: Since mother and daughter are safe, what bad news could there be? The doctor then said: ...but unfortunately...we found that your daughter is no longer a virgin
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