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Half beautiful and half ugly

Nowadays, masks have been integrated into daily life and are indispensable. Some people likened going out without a mask to walking naked. The most common “eureka moment” I hear every day: Ah, my mask!

In today’s age of facial recognition, wearing a mask happens to cover “half of the world”, half of which is beautiful and half of which is ugly. The key to looking at a face is the layout of the facial features. Among the facial features, the mouth and nose are particularly important. They are important determiners of beauty and ugliness, and are the "directors" of the Appearance Association. Therefore, if the mouth and nose are better, the appearance is better. Once the mask comes, it will cover them all.

There is a joke that one day there was a fire in the women's bathroom. The women ran out naked. When they got outside, they were at a loss. They covered the top with their hands but not the bottom. At this time, an old man shouted: Cover up. Face! The women suddenly realized that they covered their faces with their hands, but everything else was the same, there was no need to be shy.

Nowadays, masks also happen to have the function of concealing shame, covering the face and half of the ugliness. People with low self-esteem become confident, and timid people become bold. I no longer blush when chatting up beautiful women, no longer shy when talking to handsome guys, and can talk freely in public. There are good things and bad things. Once you wear a mask, you may do bad things without having to cover your face.

Once you wear a mask, you no longer focus on your face, but focus on the "window to the soul". Whether the eyes are big enough, whether they are small enough, whether they have double eyelids, whether they have single eyelids, whether they are charming and charming. Pair your eyes and focus with all your strength. Do you know this person?

The person you know stares at you for 3 to 5 seconds, oh, you! People you don’t know are more likely to stare at them for a short while, and you’ll feel like you’ve missed them even if you pass them by. It is said that there was an elder who suffered from the inconvenience of recognizing people while wearing a mask. As long as someone called him, he would stop and say: "Wait a minute, come over and let me take a good look." I stared at it for a long time, and if it didn’t work, I immediately started to take off the mask. Oh, it turns out to be you!

The mask covers half of the ugliness, and also half of the beauty. Once the mask is worn, the good-looking young lady is much inferior. You can’t see the cherry mouth, the charming dimples, and the cute little girl. You can't see the tiger teeth, the high bridge of the nose, the pointed chin, the oval face... you can't see anything. There is also a handsome little brother...

So, in the future, it will not only be an era of making faces, but also an era of making masks, including white, black, and pink... ., there are triangles, squares, rectangles... There is nothing impossible, only the unexpected. Therefore, the world of masks is waiting for designers to expand their imagination.