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What are the advantages of teasing than boyfriends?
After the confession was ruthlessly rejected, he ran downstairs in the middle of the night when the lady's eyes were about to cry. I thought he was leaving me and ran downstairs happily. The first thing he said was: "I have a part-time job tomorrow, and I can earn 400 yuan a day." Will you go? ".I can't wait to slap him. Because this young lady likes the kind of personality that a person must have, she squatted downstairs in his dormitory the next day after being rejected and successfully intercepted him. I walked along the university town several times. Well, he gave him his first kiss and scared the baby to death. Happiness comes too suddenly. Say good sister, say good forgiveness, moral integrity is broken into glass.
One night in the love stage, when the dormitory downstairs was about to kiss goodbye, a row of bicycles fell down with a bang, which alarmed the boarding aunt and scolded her for three minutes. One day, I rode across Sanchun Lake and broke his head, ready to kiss him. He refused to live or die, and the two sides were evenly matched and deadlocked. At this time, the school bus came, and the full-load people looked at me and wanted to kiss a male classmate. There are so few boys in our normal school that many girls can't stand this scene. This is embarrassing. I want to calm down.
A long time ago, when I was so ugly that I couldn't stand it, one day he nagged in my ear: "You are so beautiful", which once made me doubt his aesthetic standards. Now, after I changed from a clown to a swan, he shouted all day: Your legs are as thick as your waist, your left cheek and right cheek are asymmetrical, your forehead should not be exposed, you can't blame your nose for naturally collapsing, your lips are too thick, and so on. This can only prove that a man who has been around vicious women for a long time can be so picky. It's time to let him go. I can't hurt this simple man.
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