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How to write a letter to your wife?

Husbands, don't compromise in the present predicament, but work hard for the future of their wives and families! I sorted it out below for your reference.

Tisch

Swallow:

Please read this article patiently! I thought a lot last night, but I still thought about it this morning, and finally I came up with a word: caring for others. Love is selfish. This love contains your love and affection. The core of love is family. We love each other so that we can have a harmonious family. We love children because we hope our future can be pinned; We love each other's parents, brothers and sisters because we love my house and my dog. But if you can't care about your heart and the core of this family, it will be a terrible thing. People often say, don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you.

Let's go back to the details of our home! We come from different families, and two strangers form a brand-new family, so first of all, you and I have to make it clear that it is our home, and you are the core of this family, so we have to form a consensus: our home! This is the role that you and I must change. We should not only formally leave our parents, but also have an independent living space and change our roles ideologically, especially if you are a woman. If you can't change, you will be lost and lonely. On the one hand, you don't have it, or you don't want to integrate into the new family. On the other hand, the family that raised itself no longer regards itself as a member of the family, because you married someone else, and this family is your family and mine. Of course, because I have to integrate you into my family life. You once told me that everything my parents and I were talking about seemed to be behind your back. There is no such thing. It's just that my role has not changed. I did things unconsciously and didn't deliberately avoid you. With a clear understanding of home, let's talk about people and things related to home. In the current era of extremely weak popularity, only parents, brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters' family members are around, adding up to no more than 20 people. We must cherish everyone around us. When our activity space is extremely narrow, our hearts will be more lonely and our psychology will change strongly. Look at your heart!

I love my parents, sisters and their families more, and you love your parents, brothers and their families more, which is understandable. Blood is predestined, but you can't just be nice to your parents, brothers and sisters and their families, but you can't stop being nice to each other's parents, brothers and sisters and their families. This is not right. This is called lack of morality. Think for yourself, how much food do we charge your nephew every year? But did they, including your parents, mention the panda in particular? We bought four suits for two children this summer. Did they only buy a bag of bread for the giant panda? Don't say that giant pandas haven't eaten their food, but that's called eating. Children eat a lot of other people's food, which is human nature, not affection. I don't blame you, because you love them. But how did you treat my sister! It is often said that it is reasonable not to hit the public. My sister stayed with us for a few days. Do you know what you did? Look at your heart!

Tell me about your parents' departure this time. You are right. We can't take their things, because we are not a family. You did the right thing. I agree. I did the same thing. I returned all the toys that Kaikai took to play. But some things need to be flexible. Just this mattress. Last night, your brother repeatedly said that you can't put it there. One and a half meters can be put in our bed. There were so many people standing under the building at that time. Can I say no? I, Zhang Jianfeng, am not a lover of things, let alone for a summer mat! I left the mat last night to show my colleagues next to me that we are a harmonious family. If we refuse to make trouble without reason again and again, others will be embarrassed, you know! Have you thought about this? ! Look at your heart!

I always think you are a good girl and a good wife, because you are simple and quiet as a woman, and you have paid a lot for this family. You can't bear to give up anything for yourself! Sometimes it hurts to see it! But you are really lazy! I try my best in this family, but your laziness has affected the growth of giant panda kai. For example, he pulls the quilt cover as soon as he goes to bed, which is the performance of lazy bed. Children can't do this. They should have a seat on the bed. The bed is a place to sleep and rest. When they wake up, they should get up and clean the mattress quilt. There is also throwing things casually, throwing things underground, a room full of toilet paper heads, and other messy things. This is not throwing orders, but throwing a person's basic literacy. This is the lack of family education, which will directly affect the panda's behavior. I believe this is not the result you want to see, let others laugh at our family! Because we don't want to meet an uneducated child outside, let's say whose child is so uneducated Look at your heart!

Some time ago, my mother had a backache. I called * * * several times, but you know I don't cupping because of backache. Every time the giant panda opens the cupping seal on my back, it will stand on my back and give it to me in the form of * * * *. This is online and offline, and it is also the basic behavior of children's filial piety. It is very precious. We are attentive to our parents, kind and filial to the elderly, and our children are attentive and kind and filial to us. Look at your heart! Do you remember that time I slapped you in the face? You call it "beating you". Do you know why I hit you? Maybe you don't know or understand. I tell you, that's because you have no filial piety. Mother is sick and lying on the hard bed in the clinic. When she comes back, you scold me for being late. I remember you mentioned it to me. Why don't I call your parents? Yes, I don't call it that. I don't scream as often as before, because I rarely hear you say "mom" forcefully to my mother, which is usually vague! Later, there were even fewer! Look at your heart! ! You will say that your parents don't lack the address I gave them. Have you asked them? Will they tell you the truth? Your parents and my parents will say: It doesn't matter whether you fight or not. People often say that they want to listen to the sound just because they say it doesn't matter. Does it really matter? Actually, it matters. They just can't help it! So we must take care of each other and maintain our harmonious family. We must be responsible for our family, because no matter whether we are good or bad, happy or bitter, no one will really worry, and that is really indifferent. I have many questions that you need to ask in time, instead of being indifferent to me. If you give up on me, you give up on this family. I said that you have many shortcomings because I hope to run this home better through our efforts.

I chose to write to you because I want to say what I should say calmly, what I said to the person in charge of this family, and because I hope you can read this passage calmly and have a calm thinking about our family. Because I know very well that if I tell you this in person, first of all, I may not be able to control my emotions, and secondly, you will definitely say trouble. Go away, it will be even worse for our communication and even worse for our home! !

Swallow, my dear wife, the mother of the child, please read this passage in my heart patiently. Thank you!

Zhu Na

xxx.x.x

extreme

Dear yellow-faced woman:

Thank you for giving me this opportunity to write my own thoughts. As a fisherman, I feel uncomfortable not to go to the river to play a few strokes every week. Because of your strong opposition, I suddenly gave up this hobby in order to maintain family harmony. Everything is focused on you and your family. However, things are unpredictable. Because of the deep poisoning, it is difficult to discharge the toxins accumulated all the year round, so I can only beat things at home to pass the time.

While you were away, I did something to relieve the symptoms. Later, I found out that the whole family had been regarded as a fish pond by me. I am deeply uneasy about this and confess to you!

1, you shouldn't bend the embroidery needle at home into a hook.

2. Don't pour wire drawing powder into the dough.

3. It is not advisable to pour small medicine when cooking.

4. Chairs should not be converted into fishing chair.

The bathtub should not be used as a swimming pool.

6. Don't use the toilet as a bleaching bucket.

7. TV volume bar should not be regarded as a floating signal.

8. I shouldn't call Sister Carp in my dream to make you think I'm having an affair.

In order to prevent me from fooling around at home in the future, you'd better let me go fishing I am interested in fishing!

Zhu Na

xxx.x.x

Tisso

Dear dull:

It's almost midnight now. I wonder if you are asleep now. Will you dream about me?

I can't remember when the so-called "cold war" between you and me began. You no longer tell me your troubles and share your happiness with me. You just show your restlessness and indifference frequently in front of me. Why? What do you want to tell me?

Have you changed? I miss the good old days, from Shuixiao to Mianyang, from Muchuan to Emei, until we worked hard in the scorching sun, until the store we worked so hard to run grew up. It was such a long time, and we took good care of it. I saw your smile in the sun, and you snuggled up in my arms and sang a tune-deaf song. It seems that after a century, I am standing in a distant place, looking at every detail of the past, and the faint voice in my ear is saying to me: You must love me all your life!

I've changed. I dare not show my pain in front of you. I dare not call you when I miss you. I want you to give me a reason countless times, and I have swallowed it countless times. Learn to be silent, there is nothing redundant, I have completed the change.

Remember our dream? We want to have our own house, and you will make it warm. Every pair of chopsticks and every cup in it should bear in mind the story of you and me: every desk and chair and every wall should be a witness of your love; We will grow old together until we are too old to go anywhere.

You said: you should get up earlier than me every morning, fry me two poached eggs and feed me fat for nothing;

You said: I must pay you 400 yuan RMB every month to buy clothes, shoes and hats and other daily necessities;

You said: you should dress me up as a Korean star and let me learn the temperament of a Korean star;

You said: if one day your wife disappears, you must find her at the first time;

You said: we will love each other for life;

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Therefore, I will not compromise in the present predicament, and I will work hard for our future, even if the result is to finally establish a brand-new family, a singer and a husband, which is what I expect. Dear dull, to tell you the truth, I haven't heard you say you miss me for a long time. When I go home, will you still smile as before?

Dear gawk, I lost 9 dollars at cards tonight. This is a shameful battle situation, but I really want to report it to you. I would like to talk with each other about happy and unhappy things, big and small things, as before. Even if I am in Leshan and you are in Emei, there is no distance between our hearts.

The person who loves you the most in the world: husband

August 1 1 day

One twenty-five a.m.