Children's jokes about heat

1. A classmate A likes a girl C, but she has never dared to pursue it. He has two buddies, so he helped him make suggestions and negotiated a hero to save America. One miserable evening, two buddies dressed as hooligans stopped C from coming home from school. They said with a straight face, "Come on, girl, let's play!" " "C:" Good! " Sitting in the corner with a steak, watching the back of three people far away, tears streaming down her face. ...

2. A woman asked a man: Do you love me? The man replied: love. W: How long has it been? The man said: I have loved you for ten thousand years. I thought about it, changed my mind, and said, 10,000 years is too long. Seize the day. He thought about it again and finally said, if two relationships last for a long time, is it a matter of time?

I went to my boyfriend's house to celebrate his mother's birthday, but unfortunately I caught up with him. The air conditioner in his room is broken. My boyfriend, who has been embarrassed all the time, said, "Nothing, go out to live at night, it's too hot at home." Exulting, a little parting is better than a wedding. After dinner, I packed my things and waited for him quietly. I saw him unhurriedly setting up a tent in the yard. ...

5. girlfriends with strong personality and small breasts. One day her boyfriend asked to take a bath together. She pondered for a moment and said seriously, "We took off our underwear and stood together, which is the Haier brothers. Can you still feel it? " Boyfriend walks to the bathroom alone. ...

6. A young man tried to tell his beloved girl. "Although I am not as rich as Bill; Although I don't have the luxury car owned by Bill; Although I can't buy you beautiful diamonds and pearls like Bill. But I love you. " The girl said, "Is Bill married?"

7. On the way to work by bus, a young pregnant woman and a beautiful woman (visual inspection, best friend) sat next to me and started chatting. Pregnant woman: "I like spicy food since I had this baby!" " Beauty: A hot and sour girl must be a girl! "Pregnant woman:" Will I have a boy if I eat sour now? " Beauty: "no, it's a woman at most!" " "I resisted internal injuries. . .

8. Beauty MM, nearsighted, doesn't love glasses. Go to the bank to do business with friends in summer, and each person has a popsicle. A friend filled out a form with a pen. She was standing by eating popsicles when she suddenly saw something fly out of her friend's hand and fall to the ground. She immediately squatted on the ground, touching and picking up on the ground with big hazy eyes ... Friend, look back: "What are you doing?" She picked up the popsicle stick and said shyly, "I thought you dropped your pen ..."

9. A buddy went to an Internet cafe and suddenly went to the toilet in a hurry. There is someone in the toilet. This guy is waiting outside the door. Five minutes have passed, 10 minutes have passed, 15 minutes have passed ... you can't help it. Knock on the door: man inside, can you hurry up? There was a word from inside: damn it, someone finally came. Does this friend have any paper?

10. On the highway, my aunt was driving and my uncle was staring at the co-pilot. Somehow, my aunt always likes to hold the steering wheel with one hand and put her thigh with the other. My uncle couldn't stand it anymore: "You drive well and I'll help you feel your legs." . .