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Eat all over the world. TXT- 4 pm, no guests. I stretched myself, moved to a bench and sat at the door of the store, watching the sky while smoking. The sky in Chengdu is still lead gray, which keeps the ground low and the weather is sultry. "What a terrible day! Hey! " Stretched out and vomited a bubble of phlegm to vent his anger at the weather. However, stretch still admits that sunny Chengdu is the most charming place he has ever seen. Not long after stretching and squinting, the guests came to the door and several young people gathered around the table noisily. Shu Zhan just came to learn cooking soon, and it was not his turn to scare people in the kitchen, so he came forward to greet guests and pour tea to order. The group randomly ordered some special dishes on the menu and two bottles of beer, and began to tell dirty jokes, curse and greet each other's immediate female elders. Stretch especially likes listening to these dirty words and stands aside with his ears bent. One person in the gang is particularly conspicuous and thin. Stretch hardly doubts whether he is malnourished. His small eyes are so weird that blinking is obscene. That thin young man drools at the mention of happiness, dancing like Mr. Li, a storyteller. There were no other guests and soon all the dishes were served. Several people immediately picked up chopsticks and opened them. ...