Jokes about stars

Andy Lau took A Mei to drink water in Zhouxingchi. Suddenly, Nicholas Tse blew and a Wu Qilong emerged from the water. Wu Qilong rode Ka Kui Wong with Zheng Yijian in his hand and snatched A Mei. Andy Lau holding Zhou Huajian, stepping Wen Zhaolun, climbed over Zhao Benshan, crossed Guan Zhilin, leaped over Pan Changjiang, grabbed A Mei, returned to Aaron Kwok, and hung a flag in the city called Ren Xianqi!

1 Xia Yu: Who is more anxious? (

Dapeng: When will you and Yolanda get married?

Xia Yu (Xia Yu blog, search Xia Yu): I don't know, I really don't know.

Dapeng: Who has the final say?

Xia Yu: I think it's time to get married. No one can control what happens naturally.

Dapeng: But isn't she in a hurry? About marriage, girls are generally more anxious than boys.

Xia Yu: I think you are more anxious.

2 Ling Feng: Zhang Di's photos can be used for contraception

Dapeng: Do you know why Zhang Di invited you as a guest at the concert?

Ling Feng: Because he thinks he is more handsome than me, in fact, the two of us are two bitter melons and a vine. My photo can be pasted on the gate to ward off evil spirits, and his photo can be pasted on the bedside for contraception.

Dapeng: How to prevent pregnancy?

Ling Feng: His photo is posted on the bedside, and his original thoughts are gone when he looks at the photo.

3 About Ceng Baoyi's big ears

Dapeng: You have big ears. We have a saying that "big ears are blessed"

Ceng Baoyi: I have one big ear, my right ear is bigger and my left ear is smaller.

Dapeng: Why?

Ceng Baoyi: What do you say? (Laughter)

Dapeng: Are earrings heavy?

. One day, at dawn in Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau, Jimmy Lin was sitting on a plane. The plane was about to crash, but there were only three umbrella bags.

Andy Lau: I'll give you a question and you can answer it. Those who answer it will get an umbrella bag. Question 1: Who was the former president of the United States?

Aaron Kwok: Clinton.

Andy Lau; Correct, you can carry an umbrella with you. Question 2: Who is the current president of the United States?

Dawn: Bush.

Andy Lau; Correct, you can carry an umbrella with you. Question 3: Who will be the president of the United States in 21?

Jimmy Lin: What?

Andy Lau; Who will be the president of the United States in 31?

Jimmy Lin: Here. . .

Andy Lau; You can't answer, so the umbrella bag is mine. 886！

The next day, Jimmy Lin was sitting on the plane at dawn in Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau, and the plane was about to crash.

Andy Lau: I'll give you a question and you can answer it. Those who answer it will get an umbrella bag.

Jimmy Lin: I know you will give me a hard time again. Men can be killed, but not humiliated. I'll walk first!

with that, Jimmy Lin jumped off the plane.

Andy Lau shouted at the back: Xiaoying, take it easy! There are four umbrella bags this time!

a pig ran out. (hit a star)

-Wang Leehom (boom! )

Then You Zhu ran out. (Hit another star)

-Han Hong (Boom! )