Coincidence humor joke

Yesterday morning on May 3 1 of our class, the earth in our city was sunny and full of spring. Liu Xiaohua's home is full of laughter and crowds. Zhao Guan, the squadron leader and squad leader of the Young Pioneers in Grade Five (1) class, and Zhang Liao, the vice squad leader, accompanied by Ouyang, the sports committee member, and the cultural and entertainment committee member, took their precious time and traveled thousands of miles to the home of our classmates who had a cold and fever to bring him holiday greetings from the squadron leader and the class committee. Liu Xiaohua fought the disease with fearless revolutionary spirit. At present, she has achieved staged victory, and her health is further developing in a good direction. In order to cooperate with this visit, propaganda Committee member Mei Zhenhua insisted on the correct public opinion orientation for the whole class.

Monitor Zhao and Vice Monitor Zhang visited the room with great interest and played checkers with Xiaohua with great interest. Then, the class leader and Xiaohua's parents cordially started a family affair. Monitor Zhao first happily recalled cheating in the exam with Xiaohua last year. Monitor Zhao then conveyed the class teacher's condolences to his parents. During the conversation, monitor Zhao listened carefully to Xiaohua's illness report and stressed: "Xiaohua is ill, so don't do your homework." Have a good rest. According to incomplete statistics, health is the capital of revolution! Monitor Zhao also hopes to live up to expectations, work hard and make new contributions to the prosperity, stability and development of the class. Ye Zhao, the monitor, gave Xiaohua humanitarian aid because she didn't hand in her homework for a week. Liu Xiaohua said excitedly with tears, "Thank you for your concern! I must arm myself with the great idea of "wearing a few watches" and closely unite around the class cadres with the head teacher as the core. Qi Xin will work together to overcome all difficulties, overcome diseases and return to the class collective as soon as possible! " Subsequently, a condolence meeting was held in Liu Xiaohua's living room. Students have reached a broad consensus on Liu Xiaohua's disease. Everyone thinks that it is necessary to firmly grasp the fundamental point of taking medicine, so that Liu Xiaohua students can truly enjoy the fruits of sympathy from their classmates and teachers, and strive to realize the continuous reduction of disease bacteria. The squad leader immediately instructed the health Commissioner Luan Fapai to strictly control hygiene and prevent such accidents from happening again. According to the outline of this semester's class grading plan, by the end of this semester, students' academic performance will be improved by an average of 5%. This is an extremely difficult task. To achieve this expected goal, the key is that students can't get sick. Everyone also made a solemn protest against the provocation of Class 2 students. Everyone agrees that our class has always been adjacent to Class 2, and we hope that their class will not be harmed again.