Humorous jokes about meeting his ex-wife on the train

My name is Zhang Wen. My ex-wife and I went to college together. When we got married, we went through many difficulties. The biggest difficulty comes from my parents, because they are all employees of state-owned enterprises, and they have great face. My ex-wife came from an ordinary family in the countryside, so my parents always looked down on her identity, but I always insisted and finally came to the brink of breaking up. My parents finally compromised and I married my ex-wife.

After getting married, we are going to move out, but my parents won't let us. After all, I am the only child in my family, so we have been living with my parents. My ex-wife also knew that her mother had a problem with her, so after she got married, she was very diligent and took the initiative to do housework. She also prepared gifts for her parents on their birthdays. Even so, her parents pointed fingers at her, but fortunately, her ex-wife had a mild temper and endured it one by one. I can put in a good word for her elsewhere, but we have been married for two years and my ex-wife has never been pregnant. We all went to the hospital for examination, and there was no problem, but she was not pregnant. Then my mother called my ex-wife a "chicken that doesn't lay eggs" every day and said this to her ex-wife in front of her neighbors. My ex-wife couldn't stand this injustice, so she quarreled with her mother. After that, the last two people stopped arguing. My ex-wife seems to be a different person Instead of tolerating her mother's accusations, she went straight back, so they often quarreled. Every time I go home, I get caught in the middle. Finally, I couldn't stand it, so I chose to end this three-year marriage with my ex-wife.

After our divorce, the family suddenly became quiet, and my mother began to help me get married. But when people heard that I got married for the second time, there was nothing. So my mother cursed my ex-wife at home every day, saying it was all her fault. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't be like this. But the more my mother scolded her, the more I thought of my ex-wife's kindness, so I had the idea of remarriage. But at this moment, I actually received her remarriage. The other party is from the countryside and has never been to college. I was a little angry after learning the news. I didn't expect that after the divorce, my ex-wife's grades were so low that she fell in love with a poor boy in the countryside. I went to her wedding with a joking attitude.

At the wedding scene, the wedding was conducted in full accordance with the ceremony in the countryside. I have also met the groom, who is not very tall and has a little dark skin, but I can see that he is full of affection for his ex-wife. I was angry. After a while, my ex-wife found me. She said that she was very surprised by my arrival. I smiled and said, "After our divorce, your appreciation level plummeted. I really don't know what you see in him. "

His ex-wife smiled and said, "He is really not that good, but he is my junior high school classmate. Now he has contracted an orchard in response to the national policy and the harvest is good. Compared with you, he is a bumpkin, but he is sincere, loves me very much and always loves me. Let me tell you a good news, I am pregnant. " I was shocked by what my ex-wife said. Looking at my ex-wife getting farther and farther away from me, I suddenly understood a truth: it will be valuable if it is lost. Now I can only bless my ex-wife silently. I left the scene with a red envelope of 1 0,000.

Comments: As the saying goes, "The most precious thing is not what we once had, but what we lost after having it". Whether it is marriage or love, we don't know how beautiful it was until we lost it, but without it, life is a one-way street and we can only move forward, so what we can do is to cherish what we have now.