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Two people in the tennis prince
Problem description:
In The Prince of Tennis, the first episode is the scene where two people tell a cold joke (it seems to be called Tiangen) and keep talking to themselves?
Analysis:
Talking to himself is Ivo Ji Shen of Fudomine, who played with Malone for the first time:
Eighteenth love letter
The long-awaited first singles match between Dragon and Horse finally started, and the opponent was Fudomine genius Shinji Ibu. First of all, they kept their serve separately, and then the dragon and horse occupied the absolute advantage, but this advantage was reversed. Compared with Long Ma's external spin serve, surprisingly, Shen Si's super spin serve is basically the same. This is a close game. ...
Interspersed with memories of coach Ryazaki. At that time, Minami Jiro invented two knives to make up for the weakness of backhand. ...
For me, playing tennis is fighting.
Aspect: Malone's two-knife flow and Shensi's super-spin serve.
Match: Malone vs Ji Shen.
Score: 6-3 (qualifying final)
Article 19 The whole body is wounded.
The draw added a lot of color to the final of the qualifiers. Malone still gives himself an absolute advantage with the second knife stream, while Shaanxi seems to be being suppressed in the inferior position. It's just that Shensi, a genius who can be compared with No.2, is not a fuel-efficient lamp. In the one-on-one fight, the dragon horse has fallen into the trap of thinking ... The result of the dragon horse's forced swing is injury and bleeding. ...
I won't let you win so easily!
Aspect: temporary paralysis of thinking
Match: Malone vs Ji Shen.
Score: 6-3 (qualifying final)
The twentieth sentence specifies the time.
After the injury, the dragon horse was restricted by the minister 10 minutes to win the game, otherwise it abstained. The spirit has not been reduced at all because of the injury, and the ball is more rapid and sharp, but the situation has not improved because of the temporary * * *! After a lot of exercise, the wound treated by coach Ryazaki began to ooze blood again, which is worrying ... There are 2 seconds left, and the game is over, and the dragon horse wins!
I'm the minister, Tezuka!
Aspect: two knives+one foot and one small step
Match: Malone vs Ji Shen.
Score: 6-3 (qualifying final)
Tell a cold joke is hexagonal tiangen:
Peninsula beach volleyball on the 90th floor (last appeared, but didn't tell many cold jokes).
Eight people from Qing Xue rushed to the seaside of Chiba for special training in order to compete with Hexagon Middle School, but the hotel's hospitality ticket was lost. At this time, a strange man appeared in front of them, so the green snowman went to the strange man's shop as a waiter, but accidentally destroyed the shop and started a beach volleyball match at the suggestion of the strange man. It was at this time that they met Sasabe and his son. ...
Who are you?
Know each other?
I don't even know him.
Aspect: Intense beach volleyball.
Competition: Qian Yue-Haitang v. S. Sasabe & Son Company.
Score: 15-7 (beach volleyball)
The first grade minister of Hexagon Middle School.
On the street of Chiba, Qian Yue saved an old man who went to the driveway to pick up 100 yuan. This old man is a consultant in the tennis department of hexagonal middle school, and then hexagonal middle school selects players to play. It feels very simple. In particular, Kentaroh Aoi, a freshman as a minister, hopes to have an easy game with Qian Yue. Then, people in Qing Xue followed his grandfather to the driving range of Hexagon Middle School. ...
Ah ... ah ... ah ... you are the minister, you ...
Aspect: Kentaroh Aoi, the enthusiastic principal of Hexagonal Middle School.
Competition: crossing the front line vs. sunflower
Score:-
A man with a long racket
On the day of the competition with hexagonal middle school, the curtain of the semi-final finally opened. First, a doubles match was held. Qing Xue's strength and the man with a long racket make this man who likes telling cold jokes speechless. The strength of the national hexagonal middle schools is not to be underestimated, and it is also a confrontation of strength. Judging from the situation, the ability of hexagonal middle school is slightly higher. ...
Kawamura and Momo, you are too persistent.
Aspect: Tiangen's cold joke
Competition: Hecun-Taocheng vs. Kuroha-Tiangen
Score: 7-6 (Kanto semi-final)
93. Blast the wave ball
Now the score is 5-0, which is very bad for Qing Xue. Momo and Kawamura scored a point in the case of mutual assistance, which is very important for Qingxue, and Tiangen's scud was tied up in the competition. So, is the game getting serious? It is not unreasonable that Mo Mo is called the most difficult person to get along with in Qing Xue. She had' that' when she got back two points. What is that?
These two men insist on winning with their own tennis!
What to watch: Momo burning with blood and wave ball bursting in Kawamura.
Competition: Hecun-Taocheng vs. Kuroha-Tiangen
Score: 7-6 (Kanto semi-final)
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