Humorous words-humorous sentences

Humorous words-humorous sentences

1, did you confess? White is not resistant to dirt. My watch is black.

2. If two men like a woman, then the relationship between the two men is very likely to be hostile to each other; If two men like the heroine in the same animation or game, they are likely to become close friends. -On the superiority of the second-dimensional women! @Vallycn

3. Wonderful mathematical couplets: Part I: 2+0+1+3+1+4 =11(bachelor): It shows that a person can't add, but only take, and the result is loneliness; Bottom line: 2-0- 1-3- 1-4=-7 (husband and wife): Explain that when you get along with people, you should use subtraction and pay attention to dedication, so that life will not be lonely. Horizontal batch: 20 15 14

4. If there is such a girl around you who loves writing, pursues new fans all the year round, is covered in scum, cute COS, loves the same person, doesn't like to be cute, doesn't coquetry, and is self-reliant. She seems to have a heart of China paper, but will take care of people and play DOTA with you. . . . Please don't hesitate to tell her! Because of such a girl, she. One. Settings. No, it is. Male. friends. friends.

Some couples are destined to be together for life, I can see that, because they give people the impression that no one will like them except the other, really! !

6. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I am willing to be your little mermaid and never cheat …

Funny sentences of love

7. Natsume Soseki once asked his students to translate I love you, and some students translated it as I love you. Natsume said, how can the Japanese say such a thing? "The moonlight is good tonight" is enough.

8. Idol dramas make young women think that they can meet Takizawa Hideaki at the age of 26, Matsumoto Jun at the age of 29, Kimura Takuya at the age of 30, Hyun Bin at the age of 3/kloc-0, Akanishi Jin in Ehan Juan at the age of 33, Kamenashi Kazuya at the age of 34, Li Minji at the age of 35 and Naoko Fujiki at the age of 39. The more I like it in the future, how can I be willing to marry Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li next door in my twenties?

9. Don't always be hot and cold to me. I am afraid of catching a cold.

10, I didn't know until I went to college that my former high school classmates were all rich and powerful beauties in Gao Shuai.

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Love is like:

1, love is like a mirror, no matter how ugly it is, you always doubt the quality of the mirror.

2. Love is like ATM. You always want to withdraw money from it, but it always eats cards, even if the password you entered is correct.

3, love is like a king in rags, always treating discarded items as treasures, and it is true.

4. Love is like an elevator, which is convenient and quick, but occasionally there will be power failure, and you have to climb the stairs in the dark to walk home.

5. Love is like a TV series with the theme of Qing Dynasty. It's smelly and long, but everyone loves it. If you look closely, there is nothing but eating, drinking and kneeling.

6. Love is like a smart phone. It hurts when you gallop, and it hurts when you pay.

7. Love is like a stomach, and its powerful digestive function is unparalleled.

8. Love is like a politician. Lying in a solemn tone has become a professional skill. Even if a lie is exposed face to face, it still keeps its face.

9. Being in love is like quitting smoking. You can always find many reasons to comfort yourself: it's easy. I have given up smoking a hundred times.

10, love is like buying a hard seat ticket in the middle of a long journey. As soon as you get on the bus and sit down, a guy with a full face jumps out and points at your nose in a hoarse voice and shouts, This is my seat!

1 1, love is like a man cooking, not forgetting to put salt, or putting salt several times.

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