What jokes have you heard that are full of life meanings?

I am a confused girl, I always can't remember my father's license plate number, and then I always get on the wrong bus ... After I finally walked to someone else's car for the nth time ... my father carried me to the front of the car. "good-looking! Sue K.BS**** * * "I looked so ignorant that I said I didn't remember. "The English letter is picking nose excrement, remember!" I ..... I really remember this time! Remember. . . Not only I remember, but also everyone remembers. . . .

Going out to play with friends again, there is a dog on the ground. She doesn't see a foot on the dog's tail. The dog jumped up with a growl, and she quickly said, "I'm sorry." Suddenly I felt something was wrong and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." As a result, an old man next to him said, "Alas, he doesn't understand anything. It doesn't bite you, which means he forgave you.

Dad bought an interior in the car decoration city and spent 24 yuan. Occasionally, one day, my father passed by a booth and found that there was exactly the same interior decoration. When asked, the stall owner uncle replied: "Fifteen dollars." Dad was heartbroken and left as soon as he tossed his head. Uncle immediately shouted: "Brother, you really want it, take six dollars!" " "

A woman who works in a company wants a car, so she calls the taxi company: "Hello, I want a car …" The person who answers the phone asks: "Where are you? The young lady said, "I'm at the Imperial Hotel. For easy identification, the person who answered the phone asked, "What pants are you wearing?" "The young lady said," I don't wear pants, I wear a skirt. " The person who answered the phone asked again, "Where to?" Miss said, "to the knee. "

A woman who works in a company wants a car, so she calls the taxi company: "Hello, I want a car …" The person who answers the phone asks: "Where are you? The young lady said, "I'm at the Imperial Hotel. For easy identification, the person who answered the phone asked, "What pants are you wearing?" "The young lady said," I don't wear pants, I wear a skirt. " The person who answered the phone asked again, "Where to?" Miss said, "to the knee. "

All my classmates laughed at my big head, "the boy cried to his mother," and called me a big head ghost. ""Don't listen to their nonsense, "his mother comforted him." Your head is actually beautiful. All right, stop crying and buy me five kilograms of rice. ""Where is the shopping bag? ""If you want a shopping bag, use your hat. "

After work, he is anxiously looking for a job every day. In addition to online investment and telephone consultation, small advertisements posted on the roadside are not immune. One day, he walked to the corner and stopped in front of an advertisement. He read it over and over again, and everything was once thought of. Finally, he turned and left, sighing and chanting: "Without work, what is the cure for premature ejaculation!"