A hilarious joke or poem.

1. One day it was raining heavily, and the boss asked an employee to water the flowers outside.

The employee looked at him doubtfully and said, "Boss, it's raining outside!" " "

The boss said angrily, "then water it with an umbrella!" "

2. A friend is driving on a business trip. When he saw an intersection at the end of the fence in front of him, there was a line on the wall that read "Go from here to the national highway". He drove past and turned to look again, only to find that the word "fine" floated out of the corner of the fence. ......

A man gives alms to a lame beggar on the roadside. He asked, "It must be very painful to be lame."

Beggar: "Yes."

The man said sympathetically, "but much better than the blind."

Beggar: "Yes, yes, when I am blind, passers-by always throw me some garbage." . . "

One day, there was a traffic jam and the car made a detour. There are passengers in the car who know the way, and then the car turns left and right under the guidance of the passengers. Finally, the passenger said, "I'm home, get off ..."

5. My mother wants to cook, and the neighbors let my mother play mahjong.

My mother said, "My son hasn't eaten yet. How can he go out to play with you? " Then the neighbors left.

After about five minutes, the neighbor brought a plate of jiaozi: "Give it to your son, let's go!" " "

The daughter asked her mother, "Why don't you buy a motorcycle?"

Mother replied, "I have no money and can't afford it."

The daughter said, "When I grow up and earn money, I will buy you a motorcycle, and then you can take me to kindergarten by motorcycle."

2. A writer went to the city to engage in signature activities. I took my son to the bookstore to buy books for the writer to sign.

The son said, "How can we sign his name on the book we bought?"

One day, my 4-year-old nephew saw the police on duty in the box on the street and said happily to me, "Uncle, I want to be a policeman when I grow up, and I want to open a small shop here!"

When cleaning the house, I accidentally knocked my mobile phone on the ground.

I quickly picked up the receiver and heard a normal voice inside. Just when I was relieved, my three-year-old son asked me, "Mom, what did you say on the phone? Does it mean pain? "

When I took my niece to the shopping center, she saw a notice posted on the door, which said, "The computer room is very important, and no idle people are allowed." She asked me, "Uncle, who is that?"

I said, "that word is idle people, and idle people are not allowed to enter."

She asked me curiously, "What idle people are they?"

I didn't know how to explain it in the dictionary, so I told her in my own way of understanding: "Idle people are people who have nothing to do."

Who knows, she even said with special emotion: "Poor man with nothing to do. I have seen idle people in many places, and people who have nothing to do can't go anywhere! "

As soon as I heard it, I thought it was a good opportunity to educate her, so I said, "So you should study hard, or you will do nothing in the future and become an idle person, and you will not be allowed to enter anywhere."

She nodded and said, "Don't worry, uncle, I will definitely take you in when I am promising."