The lines of a sketch about patriotism (to be funny)

location of the first scene: classroom characters: Xiaowen and her two classmates (the scene introduction can be more detailed, and the environment is arranged)

(Suddenly, the whistle sounds. )

Everyone: (flustered) Oh, it's assembled.

Scene II Location: Playground Character: Xiaowen and 9 classmates, instructor)

Instructor: Assemble! (There is a commotion, and they line up lazily)

Hurry up! (Finally lined up)

Instructor: Hello, classmates

Xiaowen: Hello, chief (naughty in the crowd)

Instructor: From today, you will have a 1-day military training, and I will be your instructor. Five days of training is very hard for you,

Xiaowen: (Interrupting) Serving the people.

instructor: (glaring, holding back) But we are not only doing military training for itself, but military training is another form of education, in order to cultivate your's patriotism and hard work. Therefore, I hope you will cooperate with my work. Try to let us get good results in the final review. Do you understand?

classmate: I understand! (Lazy, irregular voice)

Instructor: Do you understand? (serious and loud)

Classmate: Got it! (loud and tidy)

instructor: ok, let's start training now!

attention!

Xiaowen: Hee hee ... (I can't help looking at the instructor's serious face)

Instructor: What are you laughing at? Don't laugh Today, I learned the basic military posture, standing at attention, being at ease, and shifting on the ground (serious, the students couldn't help laughing)

(When the instructor turned back, a classmate did something funny behind the instructor to make the students laugh)

Instructor: What are you laughing at! What are you laughing at? Ah! What's so funny? If you laugh again, find out and stand in front and train. (everyone is holding back)

Turn left ...! (Someone made a wrong turn, and Xiaowen couldn't help laughing again)

Instructor: Who's laughing! Step out! (pacing back and forth) Don't stand out, do you? (Angry) Good! Today, everyone is not allowed to eat, just stand here in the military posture until the afternoon.

classmate: ah! (sighing, complaining)

...

(Wen slouched out of the queue and stood in front of the instructor)

Wen: Report to the instructor that I was laughing just now! (arrogant, disapproving)

(students groan)

Instructor: You are quite brave. (serious, looking at Xiaowen up and down, Xiaowen is embarrassed, lowers his head, glances at the instructor out of the corner of his eye, makes a face, suppresses a smile and lowers his head)

Is it funny? Stand over there and laugh enough.

Wen: (I can't help laughing when I walk to a table next to the training ground) Ha, ha, ha ...

Instructor: I wonder why girls who live in the same world are so different from each other.

Instructor: (flustered, turning around and pointing to Xiaowen) Stand in this military posture today, stand for one day, and don't come down without my command!

Turn around and face everyone, and the other students stand at attention quickly.) The other students are dismissed! (classmates, her two good friends haven't left)

Instructor: (walks up to Xiaowen) Are you still smiling?

Xiaowen: Laugh (angry with the instructor)

Instructor: You """"(angry and speechless, turned around and saw two classmates)

(strange) Why don't you leave? (Two students stammer, you push her, she pushes you)

Classmate A: (Take courage to laugh, learn to laugh) Tell the instructor that we want to ... want to accompany her ...

Instructor: (Stunned for a moment, face falls) Ok, you stand together. Stand until she realizes her mistake.

(under the instructor)

Xiaowen and his classmates looked at the instructor's back and laughed together!

(After a while, the rainstorm started, and the music: the sound of the rainstorm, two students panicked. Look at Wen, Wen stood still, looked at each other, and did not move. Suddenly, classmate B suddenly fell to the ground)

classmate A: Chao Chao, Chao Chao ...

(Wen rushes over)

Wen: Chao Chao, Chao Chao Chao ...

Three people carry the fallen classmate to the end

Scene III Location: hospital figures: Wen, students, doctors and instructors

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Wen: (listless) Oh, yes.

Doctor: Please ask Instructor Li to come to the hospital later.

Classmate 1: (nervously) Ask him to come? Is it super-super? Is it dangerous?

Doctor: (smiling understandingly) Oh, no, I sent him here to discuss with him the renewal of his mother's hospitalization fee.

Classmate 2: (surprised) His mother? Hospitalization fee?

doctor: yes, his mother's hospitalization fee has been ... (staying). Anyway, please tell him later.

Wen: (nodding incredulously) Oh ... I will ...

(Wen just wanted to turn around and walk back, and suddenly remembered something, and turned to the doctor)

Wen: (anxiously) Doctor, can you tell me what's wrong with his mother? How long has it been?

(The doctor glanced at her and was about to say something when the instructor pushed the door and came in)

Doctor: (smiling) Instructor Li

Instructor: (Raising his hand while walking) Hello, Dr. Zhang

Doctor: Instructor Li, I was just looking for you. Let's talk outside. (to the students, wait a moment)

Instructor: What's the matter

Doctor: Oh, yes, I want to discuss with you about your mother's hospitalization expenses

Instructor: (solemnly) I was just about to talk to you about this. I just collected some money, and I will pay it as soon as possible. What happened to that student?

instructor: ok, ok, pay it right away. how are the students?

Doctor: It doesn't matter if the students are tired, but they will be fine after a rest. But your mother still needs to observe, and we suspect that it is ... (voice suddenly drops) Cough ...

(Instructor listens, his smile slowly disappears, and his face becomes heavy. He lowers his head for a moment, suddenly raises his head and holds the doctor's hand)

Instructor: It's true. You, you found out that it was ... (softly)

Doctor: (reluctantly nodding) Yes, I just came out this morning, and I'm seriously afraid of lower limb paralysis ...

Instructor: (bowed my head for a long time, looked up and looked pale)

Doctor: (shook his head) Well, yes, I just came out this morning, so you should come more often. Xiaowen on the other side of the door also froze. She shook her head and patted her face.

Wen: (to herself) I'm not dreaming ... (annoyed) How did this happen? How did this happen? (Walking around and stomping)

(The instructor took a deep breath, raised his head, pulled his uniform and knocked on the door with his hand. I don't know what to do)

Wen: (talking to herself, nervous) What to do, what to do ...

(She opens the door and hangs her head in embarrassment when she sees the instructor)

Instructor: (smiling) Oh, you are all here, what's the matter? (To the fainted classmate) Wake up, let's have some porridge. (Handing the porridge to Wen)

(Wen bowed his head and took it awkwardly)

Instructor: (smiling) What, are you still angry about what happened this morning? My attitude was really bad in the morning, so I shouldn't ...

Instructor: (smiling and friendly) What's the matter? Go ahead, it was my bad attitude in the morning, and my attitude was too rude ...

Text: (interrupting the instructor excitedly) No, Instructor, it was my fault. I was angry with you and even fainted ... What's wrong?

Wen: (with his head down, softly) I shouldn't be angry with you and not listen to you

(Wen glanced at the instructor, then lowered his head, and the instructor looked at her with a smile)

Wen: I delayed everyone's time and yours ...

Instructor: (laughing, patting Wen's shoulder) in the group. You love to laugh, and you are a cheerful girl, which can bring joy to everyone. It is a good thing. However, laughter is not needed at all times, and sometimes it needs to be serious and earnest. (Listening and nodding) Although you have made a mistake, it is not a big mistake. Now that you know the truth, you must be targeted and what to do in what kind of occasions. This is the child who understands the truth and can make everyone like you more.

ok, I have something to do. I have to go first.

(Instructor walks to the door)

Wen: (loudly) Instructor, your mother ...

(Instructor turns around and looks at Wen in surprise)

Wen: Take care of your mother, I will take good care of it, don't worry,

Instructor: (Looking at Wen for a long time, his eyes are full of love) I just found out that the callous instructor in the playground walked so hard that every step he took left no trace on the smooth floor tiles of the hospital, but it left a heavy mark on my heart. I understand that if the memory can last forever, there is no doubt that this sunny summer and this autumn that I regret for a long time will occupy the quiet space of the years. When we went back and told all the students about the instructor, it was very quiet at that moment, and everyone bowed their heads and said nothing. In the ignorant youth and the rebellious season, everyone was thinking about what really meant to grow up, a word that was often mentioned by us and explained in its own way. How to be a good student? How to be a good person? Instructor Li let us know that growth is not meaningless publicity and rebellion, growth is not arbitrary and unbridled, and growth means a kind of responsibility. It is instructor Li's responsibility to be a mother and a student, and it is our responsibility to learn, make progress and understand others. Everyone should shoulder different responsibilities for his existence and assume corresponding obligations for his roles in different periods. All the students are determined to train hard and exercise themselves well during the military training, to be harsh and warm instructors, to have classes for everyone, and to be more youthful as we are getting closer! )

While reading the monologue, a group of students stood quietly in the center of the stage in various postures and made deep thoughts. And adjust the state of thinking with recitation. At the end of the recitation, the curtain slowly descended. )

Scene 4: People on the playground: Wen and his classmates, the instructor

(On the playground, the students are doing exercises seriously. Music: "Gardenia Blossoms" rings far away)

Instructor: Stand at attention, be at ease, look ahead, March forward, and salute!