After reading Lao Can’s travel notes, 500 words

When reading "Lao Can's Travels" during the summer vacation, it is inevitable to look for chapters and excerpts again. Although the novel is a bit contrived and obscene, the descriptions and views of certain things are really eye-opening.

1. Pickled fish in the back street

"Everything in the Yipin pot has a logo. Do you know that?" Lao Can said, "I don't know." He used chopsticks. He pointed and said, "This is called the 'angry' shark's fin; this is called the 'unreturnable' sea cucumber; this is called the 'young and virtuous' chicken; this is called the 'overdrunk' duck; this is called 'resistance to arrest by force'" 'The elbow; this is called 'Chen Xin Ru Shui' soup.

In the novel, at the dinner table, someone was very dissatisfied with the famous dish "Yipin Guo" and expressed his opinion above that he wanted to have this dish. It is somewhat similar to the pickled fish made in the backstreet restaurant of Nanhang. Who has seen clearly what the same dish looks like in the Yipin pot?

2, Misery

This They are all good children. When raising him, his parents put in a lot of effort and endured endless hardships. He still had to be stroked when his skin was broken due to mischief. Not only was he stroked, but he also felt a lot of pain in his heart. The other children were beaten twice, and they seemed to hate each other. It goes without saying that they were raised because they were hungry, or because their father was addicted to opium, or because he was fond of gambling, or he was beaten. Being dragged down by the lawsuit, when he had no choice but to sell his daughter to this family, he was cruelly treated by the madam, which is beyond words.

The girl Cuihuan was sold to the old madam by her parents. Being wronged, Liu E felt sorry for the lowly prostitutes in the eyes of the world, and pitied the parents who suffered from natural and man-made disasters. He did not show contempt for the prostitutes, nor did he scold the parents who sold their children. He even wrote: Those parents who sold their children loved their young children so much, and I feel ashamed when I think of the current society's blind discrimination against those who unfortunately became prostitutes. More than a hundred years have passed, and I can't see how society has changed. Despite the slightest progress in the problem, more people only remember them when it comes to preventing diseases, especially incurable diseases. What are educators doing? What are many unfortunate writers doing? People endure discrimination in other unfortunate professions? It is so easy for people to feel a sense of superiority.

3. Look at the pillars inside the gate. There is a couplet that says, "Four sides are lotuses and three sides are willows, one city is filled with mountains and half is a lake." I nodded secretly and said, "It's really good! "After entering the gate, there is Tiegong Xiangtang in front, and facing east is a lotus pond. Going around the winding corridor, to the east of Heta, there is a round gate. There are three old rooms to the east of the round gate, and there is a broken plaque. , with the four words "Ancient Narcissus Temple" on it, there is a dilapidated couplet in front of the temple, which reads: "A cold spring recommends autumn chrysanthemums, and the boat is pierced by lotus flowers at midnight." After passing the Narcissus Temple, we still got on the boat and went for a swim. Go to the back of Lixia Pavilion.

The writing is as real as the author’s memory. This building is very similar to several buildings on Zijin Mountain. I have already visited a historic site.

4. The general just told a joke, please laugh~

Lao Can said: "They are just dirty and cruel officials, and they are worse than Zhidu. , Ning Cheng and others waited a while. ”

(Annotation of the novel) Zhidu and Ningcheng: famous cruel officials in history.

After reading the annotation of the novel, I inexplicably remembered a joke. This annotation has the same purpose as the translation. Wonderful. What kind of cool officials are Zhidu and Ningcheng?

An American lieutenant general visited a foreign military camp and gave a speech in front of the team. After 10 minutes, he told a joke that he thought was funny. He only used three sentences. The general laughed and asked the interpreter afterwards: "It looks like this." What a joke, why can you speak so clearly in just a few words? "That's right, general," the interpreter replied politely, "I don't think it's easy for people to understand the beauty of your joke, so I just said to them: 'The general just told a joke. It’s a funny joke, so please laugh a bit to show your friendliness! "

5. Jianghu Chivalry

Probably the three provinces of Henan, Shandong, and Zhili, as well as the two northern half provinces of Jiangsu and Anhui, are one bureau.

There are two types of robbers in this bureau: big robbers have leaders, orders, and laws, and probably many of them are capable; petty robbers are rogues and unemployed stubborn people who rob indiscriminately and have no If you don’t have help from others and don’t have firearms or weapons, you are most likely to commit a crime by drinking or gambling after robbing someone. For example, about nine out of ten people treated by Master Jade are good citizens, and half are petty thieves. As for those big thieves, no matter the leader or their wings, not one of them would be caught by Lord Jade. But big thieves are easy to get along with. As for the bodyguards in the capital, no matter how much one hundred or two hundred thousand silver is, only one or two people can protect the whole journey without incident. The question is, if one or two hundred bandits gathered together to rob such a huge sum of money, it would be enough for them to enjoy themselves. Could it be that these two bodyguards were no match for them? Just because it is said that thieves have this rule and do not harm the escort agency. Therefore, whenever Baozian's car has his name on it, he should shout a slogan when going out. When this slogan was shouted, the thieves met face to face and greeted each other, but never made a move. The thieves know the names of the escort agencies and the escort agencies also know how many lairs the thieves have. If his wings arrive at a place where there is an escort agency and call the code when they enter, they will know that they are friends along the way. At that time, they must keep Panchuan for wine and dinner, and give him three to two hundred coins before leaving; if it is the big boss , you must try your best to socialize. This is called the rules of the world.

Does Jianghu exist? Before reading this paragraph, I had never been so close to Jianghu. Liu E gave a Jianghu that existed in real life. Jianghu exists so vividly. In the Jianghu given by Liu, bodyguards and bandits trade with each other in order to survive. In other words, good and evil collude. In this case, can righteousness still be called righteousness? If those who keep the title of justice are just superficial, then the world will probably be nothing more than a collusion between various forces. Knights who stand up for justice are rare, but the world of gangsters has always existed. Jianghu is the underworld. Even if a young hero Linghu appears occasionally, he is just a traitor in the Jianghu. He will eventually retreat into the mountains and forests, or to be more honest, he will be marginalized by the Jianghu. Just melt it away. Thinking about it again, these thieves are so similar to the so-called decent people. No wonder Jin Yong wrote so many novels, which made me feel confused. Liu E's narration cleared away the clouds and looked directly at the essence of the world. The world is so clear. After a few words, it is better than Jin Yong countless times, and it can be called the best description of Jianghu. I don’t know what Jin Yong thought after reading this paragraph.

6. I don’t have a girlfriend yet, so I felt very stressed after reading this paragraph. . . . 囧囧囧

When I was twelve or thirteen years old, I didn’t understand anything, but I didn’t have any male or female characteristics. At the age of fourteen or fifteen, when I first gained knowledge, I knew I liked men; but I liked handsome men. What do you call a handsome man? Like the clay figures made in Tianjin, or the actors and actresses who sing Xiaodan, I think they are really good. When I reach the age of sixteen or seventeen, I feel that this kind of person is really a mess. He looks good on the outside, but not at all on the inside. He must be a little gentle or a little heroic to be considered a human being. This is what Ren Sanye is best friends with. It's time. At the age of sixteen or eighteen, he becomes a hero who loves talented people. Look at the people who comment in newspapers and offices. They can write a thousand words and know everything in the world. They are really talented people! Look at the students who went abroad, either to watch the war between the two countries, or to invite the enemy to the front, or to borrow a question and throw themselves into the sea, or to shoot someone to death with a foreign gun, and then shoot themselves to death with a foreign gun. What a hero! Later, after careful observation, I found that most of those who made comments knew one thing but did not know the other. They were selfish rather than public, and could not be considered talented people. Those who committed suicide under the pretext of the topic were either crazy or deceived, and they cannot be considered heroes. Only someone like Zeng Wenzheng who employs people well, employs troops well, anticipates events well, and writes well can be considered a talented person; like Zeng Zhongxiang who trained an army by himself, saved his brother from Qimen, and later He did whatever he wanted for no reason, he defended Yuhuatai, and finally conquered Nanjing before he was defeated. He was a true hero! When I was eighteen or nineteen years old, I changed again. I felt that the talents and heroes of the Zeng brothers still had shortcomings. They had to be like Zhuge Wuhou to be considered talents, and Guan Gong and Zhao Yun were heroes. Later, I felt that Guan Zhong and Le Yifang were heroes. Zhuang Zhou and Lie Yu Kou were only talented men; and if we push it to the extreme, only Confucius, Li Laojun, and Sakyamuni could be considered great talents and heroes! At this point, there is no one I like in the world.

Although Nun Hua Yun’s comments on love are biased, they still make people feel ashamed.

No wonder the ancients said that a man should not remarry if he has not yet found a wife. How do you feel after reading this?

7, Mei

Ziping heard it and praised it repeatedly, saying? "I am fortunate to see you today, as if I were meeting a wise teacher. However, there are also places where Song Confucianism misunderstood the saint's will, but its merits of inventing orthodox religion are also out of reach. For example, the words "reason" and "desire", "lord respect" Although the words "Cuncheng" and "Cuncheng" are all words of ancient sages, once they were put forward by Song Confucianism, later generations have benefited a lot. People's hearts have become righteous through this, and customs have become mellow." The woman smiled charmingly, and her eyes were charming. Xiang Ziping glanced at him. Ziping felt that the green eyebrows were delicate, the red lips were beautiful, and there seemed to be a fragrance that penetrated into the muscles and bones, and he couldn't help but feel his soul drifting. The woman stretched out a hand as white as jade and as soft as cotton, and held Ziping's hand across the Kang table. After holding it, he said: "Excuse me, sir, how about this time, when you are a young man in the study room, and your master holds your hand and 'throws it for punishment'?" Zi Ping was silent and speechless.

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8, moderator, it’s time to delete the post again. . .

Gains and losses are reduced to muscle marrow, so we are eager to achieve success. The injustice is buried in the dark city, and the blood stains the top of the head.

It rains like owls and leopards everywhere. Killing people is like killing thieves, and the governor is Yuan Rong!

The store owner Fang took a lamp and came in timidly. He suddenly looked up and saw the words written on the wall, and said in panic: "Did you always write this? What is it? Don't cause trouble. ! This is not a naughty thing!" He quickly turned around and looked outside. No one was there, and said, "If you don't do it well, we will be hurt!" Lao Can said with a smile. It’s my name written on it, it doesn’t matter.”

The injustice was buried in the dark of the city, and the blood was stained red. Killing people is like killing thieves, and defending people is like guarding rivers. Moderator, it’s time to delete the post again. . .

The store will not delete the post, and I don’t know if it will paint the walls.

9. One of the views on religion is a bit biased. Believers, please keep a tolerant heart

Zi Ping said: "After hearing the theory, I admire it very much, but since the three The teachings are all the same. I am extremely stupid, but I want to ask you where are the similarities and differences? Why is Confucianism the biggest and the biggest? "Woman. Said: "The same thing is that it tempts people to do good and leads people to be righteous. If everyone loves the public, the world will be peaceful; if everyone is selfish, the world will be in chaos. But Confucianism teaches publicity to the extreme. You see, how many heresies Confucius encountered in his life, For example, Chang Ju, Jie Zhong, He Youzhang and others did not admire Confucius very much, but Confucius praised them for their common merits and great merits. Therefore, he said: "It is only harmful to attack heretics." If there are two religions, Buddhism and Taoism, one has a jealous heart: he is afraid that future generations will not respect his teachings, so he talks about heaven and hell to scare people. All sins will be eliminated; if you don't believe in his religion, you will have the devil enter the palace, and you will go to hell when you die: this is private. As for all foreign sects, they should strive to teach and raise troops to fight, and kill people like hemp. Is it consistent with my original intention? So it is even more deceptive if some teachings say that the blood of someone who died in battle is like a rose-purple gem! , the purpose of counter-legacy; in the Tang Dynasty, no one mentioned it. Han Changli was an illiterate character who talked nonsense! He also wrote an article called "Yuan Dao", which really turned out to be the opposite of Dao. ! He said: "If you don't give orders, you will lose your authority; if the people don't give them grain, rice, silk, and hemp, you will be punished." So saying, Jie and Zhou are very good at giving orders. He was very good at killing people, but Jie and Zhou were kings, but the people of Jie and Zhou were completely wrong. Isn't this a reversal of right and wrong? However, he wanted to evade Buddha and Lao, but he also made friends with monks. Confucian people feel that the teachings of Confucius and Mencius are too troublesome, so it is better to use a few mantras to evade Buddhism and Lao Lao. Even if they are disciples of saints, it will be troublesome. Master Zhu can't get beyond this scope, so he has to follow Han Changli's " "Original Way" to modify Confucius's "The Analects", twisting the word "attack" in "attack heresy" in every possible way. In the end, it is always not round, but the Confucianism of Confucius and Mencius was made smaller and smaller by Song Confucianism. It’s so awesome!”

I don’t understand the views of various religions. The general idea is that Confucianism is good and explores issues of social management, but the more it is changed by later generations, the more distorted it becomes and the more it deviates from its purpose. . Although Taoism and Buddhism make up stories about heaven and hell to scare people and make them believe in religion, they still persuade people to do good, which is a good thing.

Compared with the previous ones, Christianity and Islam are no different from cults. Now it seems that Christianity and Islam also encourage people to do good, which is also good, but the power of the church is too strong, and the power of believers is often used by careerists. It seems that as long as the careerists are willing, using this power is better than the three domestic powers. It’s much easier to teach, so it’s no wonder Liu denounces foreign religions.

10, I don’t feel it

I said it doesn’t matter if the untalented person wants to be an official. The bad thing is that the talented person wants to be an official. Think about it, this Jade Master is not a talented person. Talented? Just because he wanted to be an official too much and was eager to become a high official, he did this to the detriment of nature. Moreover, the political reputation is so good. Is it possible that within a few years we will be able to do both things well? The bigger the official, the more harm he will do: if he guards a government, he will be hurt; if he cares for a province, it will be crippled; if he kills the whole world, the whole world will die! From this point of view, is it more harmful to seek advice from a talented official, or is it more harmful to be an official without talent? If he were like me, just ringing a bell and going around, no one would want him to treat serious illnesses; even minor illnesses would not kill anyone. Even if he kills one person a year, for ten thousand years, it will still not be equal to the number of people he killed in Caozhou Prefecture!

I don’t feel this part anymore.

The moon rises over the Spring River and the embankment is flat, and the girls on the embankment are walking hand in hand. After singing all the new words, I can't see them, and the red clouds shadow the trees and the partridges sing.

Peach trees and willows are easy to pass by, and the makeup under the lamp becomes a song under the moon. Because this is the Forbidden City of King Xiang, it still has a slim waist to this day.

The new words are passed down from generation to generation, and the sleeves are rolled up and the servant girls are exposed in the wind. The moon sets, the crows cry, the clouds and rain disperse, and wandering children pick up flowers on the street.

When I hear the bamboo branches at the end of the river at dusk, people from the south are happy and people from the north are sad. From singing new songs in the snow until the three spring flowers are gone.