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Talk about persuading a person not to smoke or drink.
1, wine is lovely and friendship is more expensive. If it is for health reasons, these two can be thrown away for the time being. Don't wait for a healthy run, regret is nowhere to be found.
I don't want to smoke and drink to disguise my heart, and I don't want you to worry about me.
3, it is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, in fact, I just want to find an excuse for myself to cry.
I used to think I couldn't be a hero because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.
5. Wine belongs to others, and life is your own. If you want to die, drink it.
6. Try to drink as little as possible, avoid detours due to illness, drink less and eat more vegetables, so your health is not bad.
7. Drink less and eat more vegetables, or you will spit it out.
If you live alone, you should be better to yourself. Eat regularly, drink less and don't always give up on yourself.
9. The cigarette is straight when it is not smoked, and it is not only soft but also short after smoking.
10, the pain of quitting smoking is not physical pain, but mental self-torture.
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