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The sitcom, textbook drama and science sketch about Di Zi Gui are suitable for junior high school students.

The script produced by Beijing People's National Society is for reference only.

The Analects of Confucius textbook drama: Confucius disciple big PK

Moderator: (Salute to the audience) Hello, teachers and students! Thank you very much for coming to our little theater of Chinese studies. Today is the last day of the third summer Chinese studies class for our children. Thank you for coming to see our presentation. Performer Confucius and his disciples ... Please applaud!

Narrator: With the development of China's economy, China's national strength is getting stronger and stronger, and more and more people begin to understand China and learn China culture. There has been a "fever of Chinese studies" around the world. Stanford University invited Confucius and his disciples to give lectures in their school, but there were only three places. ...

The Analects of Confucius textbook drama: Confucius disciple big PK

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Act I: Riding a horse in the sea

Confucius: (leaning on crutches and bowing) Hello everyone. I am in Kong Qiu. Recently, Stanford University invited us to give a lecture in their school, but the number of places was limited. I think I have 3000 apprentices, all of whom are excellent, so I specially held this PK contest and selected several excellent apprentices. (After he finished speaking, he sat on the stool beside the stage.)

Luz: (sneaking up on Confucius) Well, teacher, you said, "If you can't do it, you can float on the sea with a fork. For me, what is the reason? " I should be an excellent student, right?

Confucius: (looking at Luz) Hahaha, he won't let me go, Luz. A gentleman can defeat the enemy without fighting! Let it rise and drink it. Its struggle is also a gentleman. (Eyes turned to everyone, voice raised) Listen up, everyone. Our PK competition has three links. ...

Act II: Introduce yourself.

Narrator: resolute and vigorous, Confucius disciple PK entered the first link, and sages gathered to introduce themselves.

Confucius: (sitting solemnly in the center of the stage) Silence! The game begins, the first activity, everyone introduces themselves for one minute. Now you can introduce yourself in Chinese; When I come to America, I will introduce myself in English (applause).

Yan Hui: (walks to the center of the stage and bows) Hello, everyone. I am a Hui nationality, Zi Yuan, also known as Yan Yuan. I am a student of Confucius. A spoonful of food, a spoonful of drink, in the mean lane, people can't bear their worries, and they won't change their fun when they go back. I study hard and will never eat junk food like KFC.

Zi Gong: (walks to the center of the stage and bows) Hello everyone. I am a student of Duanmu Ci Confucius. As for me, the teacher said I was Hu Lian's tool. It seems that I should have no problem being a foreign minister or the Secretary-General of the United Nations in the future.

Luz: (walks to the center of the stage and bows loudly) Hello, everyone. I am a student of Confucius. May the horses and chariots be well dressed and have no regrets with friends. Hmm. My friends are loyal people, and I will never associate with fair-weather friends in the underworld.

Kill me: (Go to the center of the stage, bow and rub your sleepy eyes) Hello everyone. Kill me next. My name is Zaiyu, too. I am a student of Confucius. Sorry, it's too late to play computer at night, and I have to sleep again during the day. ffice:smart tags "/& gt; Emerson's name w: ST = "on" productid = "Confucius" > Confucius Emerson's name > The teacher scolded me, "You can't carve rotten wood, and you can't carve a wall of dung." The teacher scolded accurately and well. Judging from what he said and did, I will definitely correct it in the future.

Ceng Zi: (walks to the center of the stage and bows) Hello, everyone. My name is Zeng Shen, and my father and I are both students of Confucius. I insist on blogging every day, and I want to reflect on myself three times: Are you unfaithful to others? Don't believe in making friends? Can you pass it on?

Wanderer: (goes to the center of the stage and bows) Hello everyone. I have a saying, I am a student of Confucius. I firmly believe that a gentleman's career is based on the foundation and born of Tao. Filial piety is also the foundation of benevolence. !

Confucius: (standing up) Well, everyone's self-introduction is wonderful, and this first game is over.

(Applause)