Tell me some jokes.

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

When Xiao Ming was at school, he saw a pile of cow dung, so he recorded in his diary: I was shocked to see a pile of cow dung at school today!

The next day, the teacher kept a diary, and Xiao Ming saw the teacher's comment: massive! Huge!

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because there was no Geely license plate number in the garage. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" !

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).

The son wrote a letter to his mother, which said, "Mom, I'm having a good time here. But there is no life, and there is nothing to buy nearby. Please send me your family's life. " Her mother was frightened and went to see her son at once. It turned out that her son wrote "umbrella" as "fate".

A man wrote on the political review form: My father is a greedy farmer (poor), who grew up from snack candy (chaff) and made a living by playing firewood all day.

He wrote in his diary, "The monitor instructed us to recite shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to drink (rest)." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank (rested) behind our monitor's back. "