Are there any funny short jokes?

1, everyone saw the sharing, and Nana said, "I want to tell you a story. The beginning of the story is horrible, the middle is funny and the end is tragic! " Then she said, "Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died!" " "The story is over. .

2. Where do users like to turn off their phones? Ningbo. Because someone said: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off. ...

One day, a coffee cup and a glass were walking on the road at the same time. Suddenly someone shouted from behind: "Look out, there is a car!" " "The glass is crushed ... the coffee cup is very good. Why? Because coffee cups have ears, but glasses don't!

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two and went to play badminton.

Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong.

Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

Mother earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! "

Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. "

5. Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!"

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "