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What terrier was born

Birth refers to the birth of all life. People are born vertically, which is different from animals born horizontally.

Explanation: Li Yun recorded that vertical life is more important than horizontal life. "... birds, animals, cockroaches and trees are all born in heaven and earth, not for the heart of heaven and earth; Only man is the heart of heaven and earth. Therefore, the birth of heaven and earth is extremely expensive. The heart of heaven and earth means that people can be in harmony with heaven and earth ... "This is an obvious feature. We are born with spirituality and higher consciousness; The fetus is born from the mother.

Source: Ke Yan's The Chaser of the Sun: "She leaned down so nervously, her eyes were anxious and focused. I think she must have seen Life and Death and the patient's call to her. " ; Article 17 of Mao Zedong's "On the Socialist Climax in Rural China": "Socialism is a new thing, and its birth can only be realized through serious struggle with the old things."

"Lu Chunqiu Zhonglian": "Loyal ministers are also. If it is convenient for the Lord, it will benefit the country and there is nothing to dare to violate. " ; "Yunxi Friends' Association Collection" Volume 3: "Lu, call the temple to wish you good, so that you can live forever, and the public banquet is not here. "

The meaning of "stem"

It's a fake word, and the correct word should be "Kuang". But in fact, the original intention of "terrier" was misinformed by people in Taiwan Province Province. Mr. Feng Yikang, a famous cross talk actor in Taiwan Province Province, once pointed out this problem: "I spent a lot of time, wrote a lot of words and folded a lot of bald pens. I finally got the word "wardrobe" back on track, and now it's coming again. What is a "stalk"?

Like "wardrobe", "stem" is also the result of mispronouncing and misspelling from existing nouns. Bang! Jokes, or describing interesting people or things.